Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Man Has Lived On Raw Meat Diet, Including Chicken, For 3 Years
• Under Bizarre New Iranian TV Censorship Rules, Women Are Banned From Eating Pizza Or Wearing Leather Gloves

National Sports

• Jaguars Owner Shad Khan Says Urban Meyer Must 'Regain Our Trust, Respect', Scandal Hits Crisis Point
• NFL Player's Association Wants Information On DEA Raid Of Washington Football Team's Trainer

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Boston High School Used Party Bus With Stripper Poles Amid Bus Driver Shortage
• Woman Arrested After Driving Drunk To Her Husband's DUI Crash, Crashes Into Husband's Car

National Sports

• Tampa Bay Buccaneers Reached Out To Free Agent Cornerback Richard Sherman
• NFL Key Injuries Suffered In Week 2

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots
• New England Revolution

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Indian Member Of Parliament Causes Outrage By Claiming That Drinking Cow Urine Protects Her From Covid
• Target Stops Selling Sports And Pokemon Cards After Parking Lot Fight
• Covid Victim Wakes Up On Her Funeral Bier Moments Before She's Due To Be Cremated Because Family Thinks She's Dead

National Sports

• Trainer Bob Baffert Banned From Entering Medina Spirit And Other Horses At Belmont Park
• Detroit Lions Coach Dan Campbell Wants Pet Lion For Sideline, Would Give Up Arm For Super Bowl
• Washington Football Team Installing New Grass At FedEx Field

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Minnesota Movie Theater Manager Sold Popcorn With Cocaine Hidden Inside At Concession Stand
• Ohio Politician Video Calls Into Debate On New Driving Law While Driving
• Man Allegedly Swings Colostomy Bag At Cops At Kid Rock's Bar In Nashville

National Sports

• Kentucky Derby Winner Medina Spirit Fails Post Race Drug Test; Bob Baffert Banned
• Jacksonville Jaguars To Sign Tim Tebow To 1-Year Deal To Play Tight End
• Albert Pujols Final Hours With The Angels Turned Ugly

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Long Island Man Dodges Eviction For 20 Years, Living In House He Doesn't Own
• Armed McDonald's Robber Demanded Chicken Nuggets, But Fled With Sausage McMuffin
• Japanese Town Used Its $228K In Covid Relief Funds On Giant Squid Statue

National Sports

• Former NFL WR Chad Johnson To Fight On Floyd Mayweather-LoganPaul Undercard
• Washington Capitals Tom Wilson Fined $5K, No Suspension From NHL
• Tampa Bay Lightning's Nikita Kucherov Cleared For Contact; NHL Hard Salary Cap A Joke

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Family Made More Than $1 Million By Selling Toxic Bleach As Miracle Cure For Covid
• Australia's Most Famous Identical Twins Who Eat, Sleep, And Shower Together With Their Shared Boyfriend Will Star In Reality Show
• Texas Woman Faces Felony Charges For Not Returning VHS Tape Over 20 Years Ago

National Sports

• Floyd Mayweather, Logan Paul Fight Rescheduled For June 6th At Hard Rock Stadium In Miami
• Kyle Shanahan Takes Morbid Turn To Deflect Question on Jimmy Garoppolo's Future
• Pro Football Talk's One And Only NFL Mock Draft Breakdown

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Woman Promising Witchcraft Services Swindled At Least 10 Victims Out Of $100,000
• Woman Called Animal Control For Croissant In A Tree
• Drunk Shirtless Golfer Used Pin Flag To Attack Another Golfer In Fight At Charity Event

National Sports

• European Super League Collapse
• NFL Approves 7 New Rules For 2021 Season, Including Single Digit Jersey Expansion
• Vegas Golden Knights Goalie Robin Lehner Blasts NHL Vaccine Policy, Claims League Lied

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Homeless Man Infiltrates USC's Football Facilities For Days, Ate With Players, Fielded Punts At Practice
• Home Inspector Arrested For Pleasuring Himself With Elmo Doll In Client's Nursery
• 911 Dispatcher Arrested And Fired For Refusing To Return $1.2 Million Mistakenly Deposited Into Her Account By Charles Schwab

National Sports

• Former Chiefs Assistant Britt Reid Charged With Felony DWI
• Conor McGregor Calls Off UFC 264 Fight With Dustin Poirier Over Missing Charitable Donation
• NHL Trade Deadline Transactions

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Naked Man Arrested For Walking Down The Street With Just A Clear Plastic Bag Over His Genitals
• Son Sues Baseball Team After Dad Dies In Taco Eating Contest
• Man Posing As Doctor Gave Botox Injections While Drinking Four Lokos

National Sports

• Baylor Defeats Gonzaga In NCAA Men's National Championship Game
• New York Jets Trade QB Sam Darnold To Carolina Panthers, Teddy Bridgewater Given Permission To Seek Trade
• Fernando Tatis Jr. Leaves Padres Game Due To Left Shoulder Injury, Placed On IL

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Jealous Husband Murdered Wife And Dumped Dismembered Body In Park After She Accidentally Defrosted French Fries
• Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes That Contain Human Blood Sell Out In Under A Minute Amid Conservative Backlash
• Florida Mom Shows Up To Daughter's School Wearing Boxing Glove, Fights Child, Gets Arrested

National Sports

• Laremy Tunsil Ripple Effect: How Gas Mask Video Shifted The Future For Many NFL Teams
• Dustin May, Not David Price Grabs 5th Starter Role For LA Dodgers
• Best NFL Free Agents Still Available

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Louisiana Priest, 2 Dominatrices Charged With Vandalism After Altar Threesome
• Florida Woman Arrested For DUI At McDonald's Drive-Thru With 8 Mini Bottles Of Vodka In Her Bra
• Instagram Account Calls Out "Pastors To The Stars" For Their Pricey Clothes And Shoes

National Sports

• USC, Mobley Brothers Hand Kansas Worst Ever NCAA Tournament Loss
• Deshaun Watson Lawyer: Strong Evidence That One Suit Is False
• Mike Tyson Says Fight With Evander Holyfield Is On For Memorial Day Weekend

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Man Wearing Mouse Ears Roamed Andrews Air Force Base For Over 5 Hours And Boarded Government Aircraft
• Texas Man Drives Dealership Loaner To Rob Bank To Buy BMW
• Former Youth Pastor Blames His Blood Sugar For Calling Kneeling High School Girls Basketball Players N-Word

National Sports

• Gonzaga, Baylor, Illinois, & Michigan Get Top Seeds In NCAA Basketball Tournament
• Saints QB Drew Brees Retires After 20 Seasons, Joins NBC Sports
• Russian Hockey Player Dead At 19 After Being Struck In Head With Puck

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• German Doctor Who Killed Married Lover By Sprinkling Cocaine On His Penis Ordered To Pay Family
• Burger King UK Under Fire For Tweeting 'Women Belong In The Kitchen' On International Women's Day
• Woman Kills Ex-Boyfriend Because He Refused To Pay For Her Boob Job

National Sports

• Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys Reach 4-Year Deal Worth $160 Million
• Les Miles Out As Kansas Jayhawks Head Football Coach
• Jake Odorizzi, Houston Astros Finalize 2-Year Contract For $20.25 Million

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Rooster Fitted With Knife For Cockfighting Kills Its Owner By Slashing His Groin
• Japan Asks China To Stop Carrying Out Anal Swabs On Its Citizens
• Passenger Plane Forced To Perform Emergency Landing After Cat Attacks Pilot

National Sports

• JJ Watt Agrees To Contract With Arizona Cardinals
• David Carr Makes Revision To Article Suggesting Raiders Should Trade For Russell Wilson
• NBA Announces Participants For Dunk Contest, 3-Point Contest, And Skills Challenge

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Mother Ran Off With Daughter's Boyfriend While She Was In The Hospital Having His Baby
• Boston Public Health Commission Medical Director Working Remotely In Hawaii
• Florida Women Dressed As Grannies In Attempt To Receive Second Covid Vaccine
• Seagull Ate Man's Tongue After Woman Bit It Off And Spat It On The Ground

National Sports

• NHL Reschedules 31 More Games
• New York Rangers Artemi Panarin Taking Leave Of Absence After Russian Hit Piece
• NFL Teams Believe 3 First-Rounders Is The Starting Point For A Russell Wilson Trade

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• 8 Day Old Baby Stolen And Killed By Pack Of Monkeys
• Florida Woman Arrested For Repeatedly Stabbing Sister With EpiPen So She Wouldn't Be Drunk
• Ft. Myers Woman Wants Apology After Tom Brady's Lombardi Trophy Toss
• Man Falsely Confesses To Murder In Attempt To Get Police To Plow His Road

National Sports

• LeBron James Earns Warning From NBA After Theatrical Flop
• 3-Point Contest, Dunk Contest, And Skills Challenge To Take Place Before And During NBA All-Star Game
• NHL Announces Updates To Schedule Again

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Iranian Cleric Says Covid Vaccine Turns People Gay
• Woman Who Used Gorilla Glue On Her Hair Ends Up In ER And Now Wants To Sue The Glue Brand
• John Kerry Defends Taking Private Jet To Accept Climate Award In Iceland

National Sports

• MLB To Alter Baseballs for 2021 Season
• Ron Hextall Hired As Penguins GM And Brian Burke Named President Of Hockey Operations
• Chiefs/Buccaneers Super Bowl 55 Recap

New England Sports

• Bruins
• Celtics
• Red Sox
• Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• SoulCycle Instructor Received Covid Vaccine In New York By Claiming She's An Educator
• Man Who Had Sex With Pet Chickens In Basement Causing Their Death While Wife Filmed Has Jail Term Reduced
• Man Engaged To Sex Doll Says She Is Easier to Date Than Real Women
• Woman Performs Sex Act on Armed Robber Holding Up Gas Station To Detain Him Until Police Arrive

National Sports

• MLB Players Association Rejects League Proposal To Delay Start Of Season
• Detroit Lions Trade Matthew Stafford To Los Angeles Rams For Jared Goff And Draft Picks
• Super Bowl Preview Chiefs/Buccaneers

New England Sports

• Bruins
• Celtics
• Red Sox
• Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Miami Heat To Use Coronavirus Sniffing Dogs To Screen Fans
• Naked Maniac Arrested Wearing Friend's Intestines Around His Neck And Carrying Father's Severed Head
• Portland Mayor Pepper-Sprayed Man Who Confronted Him About Covid Rules
• 85 Year-Old Woman Who 'Died' Of Covid Returns To Her Care Home 10 Days Later

National Sports

• Dustin Poirier Stuns Conor McGregor With Second Round TKO
• MLB Players Association Rejects Deal For Universal DH And Expanded Playoffs
• NFL Conference Championship Games Recap

New England Sports

• Bruins
• Celtics
• Red Sox
• Patriots

Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Actor Armie Hammer's Ex Said He wanted To Barbecue And Eat Her
• 35 Year Old Russian Woman Gives Birth To Child Fathered By Her 21 Year Old Stepson
• Thief Threatens To Call Police On Mom Who Left Her Child In Backseat Of Car He Stole
• Jamie Lynn Spears Blames Elon Musk And Tesla For Killing Her Cats

National Sports

• New NFL Head Coaches
• NFL Playoffs Recap
• No In-Person NFL Combine
• Conor McGregor Says Fighting Pacquiao Is Almost A Certainty In 2021

New England Sports

• Bruins
• Celtics
• Red Sox
• Patriots