Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Miami Heat To Use Coronavirus Sniffing Dogs To Screen Fans
• Naked Maniac Arrested Wearing Friend's Intestines Around His Neck And Carrying Father's Severed Head
• Portland Mayor Pepper-Sprayed Man Who Confronted Him About Covid Rules
• 85 Year-Old Woman Who 'Died' Of Covid Returns To Her Care Home 10 Days Later

National Sports

• Dustin Poirier Stuns Conor McGregor With Second Round TKO
• MLB Players Association Rejects Deal For Universal DH And Expanded Playoffs
• NFL Conference Championship Games Recap

New England Sports

• Bruins
• Celtics
• Red Sox
• Patriots