Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous
- Rooster Fitted With Knife For Cockfighting Kills Its Owner By Slashing His Groin
- Japan Asks China To Stop Carrying Out Anal Swabs On Its Citizens
- Passenger Plane Forced To Perform Emergency Landing After Cat Attacks Pilot
National Sports
- JJ Watt Agrees To Contract With Arizona Cardinals
- David Carr Makes Revision To Article Suggesting Raiders Should Trade For Russell Wilson
- NBA Announces Participants For Dunk Contest, 3-Point Contest, And Skills Challenge
New England Sports
- Boston Bruins
- Boston Celtics
- Boston Red Sox
- New England Patriots