Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Homeless Man Infiltrates USC's Football Facilities For Days, Ate With Players, Fielded Punts At Practice
• Home Inspector Arrested For Pleasuring Himself With Elmo Doll In Client's Nursery
• 911 Dispatcher Arrested And Fired For Refusing To Return $1.2 Million Mistakenly Deposited Into Her Account By Charles Schwab

National Sports

• Former Chiefs Assistant Britt Reid Charged With Felony DWI
• Conor McGregor Calls Off UFC 264 Fight With Dustin Poirier Over Missing Charitable Donation
• NHL Trade Deadline Transactions

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots