Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Louisiana Priest, 2 Dominatrices Charged With Vandalism After Altar Threesome
• Florida Woman Arrested For DUI At McDonald's Drive-Thru With 8 Mini Bottles Of Vodka In Her Bra
• Instagram Account Calls Out "Pastors To The Stars" For Their Pricey Clothes And Shoes

National Sports

• USC, Mobley Brothers Hand Kansas Worst Ever NCAA Tournament Loss
• Deshaun Watson Lawyer: Strong Evidence That One Suit Is False
• Mike Tyson Says Fight With Evander Holyfield Is On For Memorial Day Weekend

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots