Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• German Doctor Who Killed Married Lover By Sprinkling Cocaine On His Penis Ordered To Pay Family
• Burger King UK Under Fire For Tweeting 'Women Belong In The Kitchen' On International Women's Day
• Woman Kills Ex-Boyfriend Because He Refused To Pay For Her Boob Job

National Sports

• Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys Reach 4-Year Deal Worth $160 Million
• Les Miles Out As Kansas Jayhawks Head Football Coach
• Jake Odorizzi, Houston Astros Finalize 2-Year Contract For $20.25 Million

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots