Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• SoulCycle Instructor Received Covid Vaccine In New York By Claiming She's An Educator
• Man Who Had Sex With Pet Chickens In Basement Causing Their Death While Wife Filmed Has Jail Term Reduced
• Man Engaged To Sex Doll Says She Is Easier to Date Than Real Women
• Woman Performs Sex Act on Armed Robber Holding Up Gas Station To Detain Him Until Police Arrive

National Sports

• MLB Players Association Rejects League Proposal To Delay Start Of Season
• Detroit Lions Trade Matthew Stafford To Los Angeles Rams For Jared Goff And Draft Picks
• Super Bowl Preview Chiefs/Buccaneers

New England Sports

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• Celtics
• Red Sox
• Patriots