Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Mother Ran Off With Daughter's Boyfriend While She Was In The Hospital Having His Baby
• Boston Public Health Commission Medical Director Working Remotely In Hawaii
• Florida Women Dressed As Grannies In Attempt To Receive Second Covid Vaccine
• Seagull Ate Man's Tongue After Woman Bit It Off And Spat It On The Ground

National Sports

• NHL Reschedules 31 More Games
• New York Rangers Artemi Panarin Taking Leave Of Absence After Russian Hit Piece
• NFL Teams Believe 3 First-Rounders Is The Starting Point For A Russell Wilson Trade

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots