Absurd, Moronic, & Downright Ridiculous

• Naked Man Arrested For Walking Down The Street With Just A Clear Plastic Bag Over His Genitals
• Son Sues Baseball Team After Dad Dies In Taco Eating Contest
• Man Posing As Doctor Gave Botox Injections While Drinking Four Lokos

National Sports

• Baylor Defeats Gonzaga In NCAA Men's National Championship Game
• New York Jets Trade QB Sam Darnold To Carolina Panthers, Teddy Bridgewater Given Permission To Seek Trade
• Fernando Tatis Jr. Leaves Padres Game Due To Left Shoulder Injury, Placed On IL

New England Sports

• Boston Bruins
• Boston Celtics
• Boston Red Sox
• New England Patriots