Grab your candy and lock your doors, it’s the Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing Halloween Special!This week, I dive deep into the real origins of Halloween. From ancient Celtic fire festivals to modern-day sugar-fueled chaos  and explore the creepiest conspiracy theories that prove humans can’t leave well enough alone.Whether you’re here for the history, the hauntings, or the unhinged humor, this episode’s got it all: witches, capitalism, candy, and chaos.🎶 Song of the Week: “Fashionably Late” by The Break PlansBecause if you’re going to show up to a haunting… you might as well make an entrance.Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts ... and remember: if something whispers your name tonight… don’t quote me, but maybe just move.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #HalloweenPodcast #StayWeird #SpookySeason #TheBreakPlans #FashionablyLate

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re celebrating spooky season the only way we know how ... by mixing true crime, bad decisions, and questionable costume choices.From the infamous Candy Man who poisoned Halloween candy, to a guy who took his Freddy Krueger costume way too seriously, to a murderer who clocked in for work at a haunted house like it was just another Tuesday, and the great Pumpkin Heist of 2017… this episode proves that every Halloween, logic takes the night off.Then we’re closing it out with a Halloween edition of The Docket of Dumb. Five crimes so ridiculous they’ll make you want to hand out sage instead of candy.🎶 Song of the Week: "Fashionably Late" by The Break PlansAvailable now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere you like your chaos served spooky.#TrickOrCrime #TrueCrimeTuesday #DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #HalloweenPodcast #CaptureThis #StayWeird

Twenty episodes of chaos ... and we're celebrating by heading straight into cursed territory.From the eerie legends of the Not-Deer and Appalachian Mimics to towns that just vanished off the map, and staircases in the woods that lead to nowhere you should be, we're driving deep into the mountains that hum, watch, and occasionally eat your soul for breakfast.We'll meet the Wampus Cat, Mothman's overworked cousin, and a few Reddit storytellers who made us all decide, "Yeah, I'm never camping again." Song of the Week: "It's About Money" by Capture ThisListen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you pretend your life isn't one long paranormal side quest. 

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving into the dark side of dumb, the so-called “criminal masterminds” who forgot to bring their brains to the briefing.From a crypto “genius” who used hotel loyalty points to fund a kidnapping (??),to a criminology student who turned himself into a case study,a Florida teen who kidnapped himself, and a bank robber who threatened everyone with a non-existent bomb;  these are the stories that prove intelligence is optional, but chaos is forever.Plus, we’ll close out with another round of The Docket of Dumb . Five fresh headlines that’ll make you feel like a functioning adult for simply existing.🎶 Song of the Week: “It's About Money” by Capture ThisBecause if you’re going to show up to your own downfall… you might as well be on-brand.Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you spiral into poor decisions.

This week, we're taking a haunted road trip across America straight into the places maps forgot and ghosts refuse to leave.From the town that's been burning for 60 years to a forest where everyone went mad, a government-seized town shrouded in conspiracies, a cursed gold-mining ghost town, and a frozen Alaskan settlement where the miners vanished overnight. We're exploring five of the creepiest towns in existence.And if that's not enough nightmare fuel, we'll end the journey with a detour to Satanville, PA .. the stretch of road you definitely shouldn't drive down after dark.Song of the Week: Invading Your Space by Caught Off GuardListen now on Nighthawk Radio, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you spiral into the spooky side of the internet. 

This week on True Crime Tuesday, we're diving head first into the world of impulsive decisions, chaotic energy, and criminals who clearly didn't think things through.From a gas station theft gone explosively wrong, to a high-speed tractor chase (well, 19mph counts, right?), these are four stories where things went from "eh, it's fine" to "Please, somebody call for backup" in record time. Then, we round things out with the Docket of Dumb. Five headlines proving that stupidity truly knows no borders. Song of the week: "Invading Your Space" by Caught off GuardListen now on Nighthawk Radio, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you spiral into. secondhand embarrassment. 

What do a stolen cemetery rock, a closet attic door, and a flip phone recording that says "Get out" have in common? Yeah ... we're talking Ouija boards.This week, I dive into the history of the board that somehow went from Victorian parlor game to mass-produced demon portal. We'll talk about where it came from, why it freaks people out, and what happens when you use it completely wrong (like my friends did ... and I still have nightmares about it.)Then we slide straight into the Reddit abyss for some of the wildest "we messed with a Ouija board and now my mirror says hi" stories the internet has to offer.Spoiler: it's chaos, candles, and a few too many coincidences that I don't believe in.so grab your blanket, turn on a light, and maybe don't look at your closet door while listening. The song of the week is "Critical Mass" by Bored As Hell. Go stream it everywhere!  

Welcome to the first-ever True Crime Tuesday, where the cases are weird, the commentary is chaotic, and the only thing scarier than crimes .. are the people committing them.this week, we're serving up three true stories that prove reality is stranger (and dumber) than fiction:A man in India who hosted a "divine" dinner party featuring roasted peacocks. Yes, the national bird. A tenant who discovered a stranger secretly living under her floorboards. And a priest with a potato-related emergency that you will NEVER unhear. Plus, we're closing out with the Docket of Dumb. Five real headlines that'll make you question the evolutionary timeline. Lock your doors, hide your carbs, and welcome to True Crime Tuesday.Song of the week: "Critical Mass" by Bored As Hell

Send us a textEpisode 14 - Frozen Fear & Midnight KnocksIn this double-dose of spooky season chills, I'm tackling two of the creepiest mysteries out there.First up: The Dyatlov Pass. Nine Hikers venture into the frozen Ural Mountains in 1959 and never return. Then we shift gears to something a little closer to home. The Black-Eyed Children.This weeks song of the week is "Chasms" by Lucid HavocSupport the show

Send us a textEpisode 13 – The Unlucky EpisodeSome say 13 is just a number. Others say it’s cursed. In this week’s special “unlucky episode,” we lean all the way in.From Loki crashing a dinner in Valhalla, to presidents daring fate in the 13 Club, to haunted diamonds, demonic wine cabinets, and James Dean’s doomed Porsche, this episode is a sampler platter of all things cursed and chaotic.We’ll also dig into creepy conspiracies like the Philadelphia Experiment (sailors fused into ships, anyone?) and HAARP, the so-called government weather machine.So grab your garlic bread, avoid sitting at the 13th spot at the table, and press play… if you dare.🎶 Song of the Week: “Finding Closure” by All Systems GoSupport the show

Send us a textEpisode 12 – Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal MysteriesWhat is the Vatican hiding? Is it just dusty paperwork and centuries of church memos … or are there secret gospels, forbidden treasures, and enough scandal to make The Da Vinci Code look like a children’s book?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the conspiracies and mysteries of the Vatican. We’ll talk about:The banned Gospels of Thomas, Mary Magdalene, and Judas — and why the Church didn’t want you reading them.Hidden vaults and catacombs rumored to contain the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and maybe even evidence of aliens.Scandals that rocked the Vatican Bank, mafia ties, and the pope who mysteriously died after just 33 days.Assassination attempts, Cold War secrets, and why the Vatican is the ultimate locked door we’re dying to peek behind.And because every episode needs a soundtrack, this week’s Song of the Week is “Let Fade” by Five Pie — a Delco basement-show classic that’ll transport you straight back to early 2000s battle of the bands nights.Whether you believe the Vatican is hiding world-shattering secrets or just centuries of messy receipts, one thing’s for sure: the mystery is half the fun.Support the show

Send us a textEpisode 11 – Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians & Scandals in the CrownFrom Princess Diana’s mysterious death (or escape?), to Prince Andrew’s Pizza Express alibi, to theories that Queen Elizabeth was secretly a shape-shifting reptilian — the British monarchy has been fueling conspiracies for centuries.In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the chaos:Diana’s death and the theories that she’s still alive Prince Andrew, Epstein, and the unsolved Jill Dando assassination The “immortal lizard queen” and King Charles’ Dracula bloodline Missing princes, Jack the Ripper, and Nazi family ties Meghan, Harry, Camilla, and Kate’s 2024 disappearance Plus how the royals basically became memes in the internet’s conspiracy cinematic universeSo are the royals just a dysfunctional family with crowns, or are they vampires, lizards, and Illuminati pawns running the world from the shadows? Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing. Song of the Week: “Love. Die. Repeat” by Set Loose — a heavy, raw track that’s a total vibe. Go stream it everywhere.Support the show

Send us a textEpisode 10: The Grateful Dead: Psychedelics, Spies, and Strange TheoriesWhat if the Grateful Dead weren’t just a band? What if the tie-dye, the endless jams, and the devoted Deadhead culture were all tangled up with CIA experiments, LSD-fueled “Acid Tests,” and secret deals with the Hells Angels?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, Kelli peels back the psychedelic curtain on one of the most beloved (and bizarre) bands in American history. From MKUltra conspiracies and the Wall of Sound to dancing bears, skeleton roses, and the nomadic Deadhead tribe, we’ll explore why the Dead became more than music — they became a movement, a myth, and maybe even a cosmic experiment gone sideways.Plus, hear hilarious fan stories from Reddit, and my song of the week — a gorgeous cover of “Box of Rain” by Reno Bo (aka my favorite Dead song).Tune in, trip out, and remember: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show

Send us a textEpisode 9: Quantum Immortality & Near-Death GlitchesWhat if you never actually die? What if, in every near-death moment, your consciousness just… slides into another timeline where you survive?In this episode, we’re diving into the mind-bending theory of quantum immortality — exploring how the “many worlds” interpretation of physics might explain those wild near-death experiences and reality glitches people swear they’ve lived through. From Reddit stories about impossible survivals to Celtic mythology’s Summerland (where the soul keeps vibin’ after death), we’ll explore the science, the spooky, and the downright trippy side of immortality.Oh — and this week’s song of the week is Dead and Gone by Dreamfone. It’s haunting, dreamy, and the perfect soundtrack for questioning if you’ve already died a thousand times without even realizing it.Tune in, spiral with me, and as always: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show

Send us a textGet ready to step behind the curtain of the happiest place on earth and dive into some of the wildest Disney conspiracy theories out there! From rumors of Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen (spoiler alert: he wasn't) to hidden adult jokes sneaking into your favorite childhood classics, and even whispers about secret illuminati symbols scattered throughout the parks ... this episode covers it all.I love Disney .. like .. a lot .. and while I don't believe most of these theories (ever!) they're too fun and fascinating not to explore. So grab your Mickey ears and a churro, and join me for a magical journey into the mystery, myth, and mayhem behind the mouse. Don't quote me ... it's probbaly nothing.Support the show

Send us a textEpisode 7: Mysteries in the Mountains - Tales of Appalachian LoreStep into the misty mountains and winding hollers of Appalachia, where legends come alive and the line between myth and reality blurs. In this episode,  we dive deep into the rich tapestry of Appalachian folklore, from the eerie winged Mothman and mysterious banshees to haunted cabins and mountain spirits that have whispered through generations.Discover spooky creatures, haunted places, and age-old traditions that make Appalachian lore one of the most captivating and chilling folklores in America. Plus, hear real stories from the digital campfire of Reddit, where modern-day mountain residents share their own mysterious encounters. Whether you're a believer or just here for the thrill, Appalachian legends are sure to make you keep one eye open at night.Don't quote me ... it's probably nothing. Support the show

Send us a textStep back into the wild, weird world of the 1980s.Satanic Panic: when fear, hysteria, and rumors of secret satanic cults rocked America's daycares and living rooms. From daycare drama to media madness, this episode dives deep into one of the most bizarre moral panics in recent history. Want to know how panic spread faster than a bad perm?Tune in to episode 6!Support the show

Send us a textDive into the wild, mysterious, and sometimes spooky world of Hollywood conspiracies. In this episode, we explore the enduring rumors that Michael Jackson might still be alive, uncover the secret society hand signs and symbolism flashing across Tinseltown, and delve into the eerie tales of cursed films where tragedy and mystery haunt the sets. Join me as I unpack the legends, separate fact from fiction, and add a little chaotic humor to Hollywood's most intriguing mysteries. Don't quote me ... it's probably nothing. Support the show

Send us a textProject Blue Beam — The Ultimate Government Light Show?What if the sky isn’t just the sky? In this episode, I dive deep into Project Blue Beam — the conspiracy theory that claims the government plans to fake an alien invasion or divine event using advanced holograms and mind control technology.Join me as I unpack the origins of the theory, the four wild steps of the alleged plan, the real (and imagined) tech behind it, and why people can’t stop believing in this cosmic mind game. Plus, I explore pop culture ties, debunk common myths, and share some fun oddities that make this theory endlessly fascinating.Plug in, tune up, and prepare for a journey into one of the most mind-bending conspiracies out there. Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show

Send us a textEpisode 3: The Gateway Tapes — Brain Hacking, Astral Travel, and CIA SecretsEver wonder what happens when 1980s government tech meets cosmic consciousness? In this episode, we dive deep into the Gateway Experience — a CIA-backed brainwave training program using mysterious cassette tapes designed to unlock altered states of mind, out-of-body experiences, and maybe even time travel.Join me as we explore the fascinating story of Robert Monroe, the science behind binaural beats and hemispheric synchronization, and the mind-bending theories hidden inside a top-secret CIA document. Plus, hear real-life listener stories, pop culture connections, and why these weird tapes are still captivating curious minds today.Plug in your headphones, press play, and get ready to journey beyond the ordinary. Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show