Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
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Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
This week on True Crime Tuesday, we’re diving into the dark side of dumb, the so-called “criminal masterminds” who forgot to bring their brains to the briefing.From a crypto “genius” who used hotel loyalty points to fund a kidnapping (??),to a criminology student who turned himself into a case study,a Florida teen who kidnapped himself, and a bank robber who threatened everyone with a non-existent bomb; these are the stories that prove intelligence is optional, but chaos is forever.Plus, we’ll close out with another round of The Docket of Dumb . Five fresh headlines that’ll make you feel like a functioning adult for simply existing.🎶 Song of the Week: “It's About Money” by Capture ThisBecause if you’re going to show up to your own downfall… you might as well be on-brand.Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you spiral into poor decisions.
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
