Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
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Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
What do a stolen cemetery rock, a closet attic door, and a flip phone recording that says "Get out" have in common? Yeah ... we're talking Ouija boards.This week, I dive into the history of the board that somehow went from Victorian parlor game to mass-produced demon portal. We'll talk about where it came from, why it freaks people out, and what happens when you use it completely wrong (like my friends did ... and I still have nightmares about it.)Then we slide straight into the Reddit abyss for some of the wildest "we messed with a Ouija board and now my mirror says hi" stories the internet has to offer.Spoiler: it's chaos, candles, and a few too many coincidences that I don't believe in.so grab your blanket, turn on a light, and maybe don't look at your closet door while listening. The song of the week is "Critical Mass" by Bored As Hell. Go stream it everywhere!
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
