Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
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Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
Send us a textEpisode 9: Quantum Immortality & Near-Death GlitchesWhat if you never actually die? What if, in every near-death moment, your consciousness just… slides into another timeline where you survive?In this episode, we’re diving into the mind-bending theory of quantum immortality — exploring how the “many worlds” interpretation of physics might explain those wild near-death experiences and reality glitches people swear they’ve lived through. From Reddit stories about impossible survivals to Celtic mythology’s Summerland (where the soul keeps vibin’ after death), we’ll explore the science, the spooky, and the downright trippy side of immortality.Oh — and this week’s song of the week is Dead and Gone by Dreamfone. It’s haunting, dreamy, and the perfect soundtrack for questioning if you’ve already died a thousand times without even realizing it.Tune in, spiral with me, and as always: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
