Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
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Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
The Halloween Special: Ghosts, Ghouls & Questionable Candy
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
21 minutes
1 week ago
The Halloween Special: Ghosts, Ghouls & Questionable Candy
Grab your candy and lock your doors, it’s the Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing Halloween Special!This week, I dive deep into the real origins of Halloween. From ancient Celtic fire festivals to modern-day sugar-fueled chaos and explore the creepiest conspiracy theories that prove humans can’t leave well enough alone.Whether you’re here for the history, the hauntings, or the unhinged humor, this episode’s got it all: witches, capitalism, candy, and chaos.🎶 Song of the Week: “Fashionably Late” by The Break PlansBecause if you’re going to show up to a haunting… you might as well make an entrance.Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts ... and remember: if something whispers your name tonight… don’t quote me, but maybe just move.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #HalloweenPodcast #StayWeird #SpookySeason #TheBreakPlans #FashionablyLate
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
