Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
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Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
Send us a textProject Blue Beam — The Ultimate Government Light Show?What if the sky isn’t just the sky? In this episode, I dive deep into Project Blue Beam — the conspiracy theory that claims the government plans to fake an alien invasion or divine event using advanced holograms and mind control technology.Join me as I unpack the origins of the theory, the four wild steps of the alleged plan, the real (and imagined) tech behind it, and why people can’t stop believing in this cosmic mind game. Plus, I explore pop culture ties, debunk common myths, and share some fun oddities that make this theory endlessly fascinating.Plug in, tune up, and prepare for a journey into one of the most mind-bending conspiracies out there. Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show
Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
Some people lie to save themselves.Others lie so badly they solve their own crimes.This week on True Crime Tuesday, I dive headfirst into the dumbest alibis ever told from the “time traveler” who blamed aliens, to the burglar who cleared his name using video evidence of… another burglary.It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s a gentle reminder that if your excuse involves ghosts, cats, or interdimensional travel… the cops probably won’t buy it.Plus, the Docket of Dumb: Alibi Edition, where I read this week’s most ridiculous headlines that prove logic is optional.🎶 Song of the Week: “Nerves of Glass” by Nervous Nikki and the Chill Pills Listen now on Nighthawk Radio, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and remember:if your story starts with “you’re not gonna believe this,” you’re probably right.#DontQuoteMe #ItsProbablyNothing #TrueCrimeTuesday #ComedyPodcast #DumbCriminals #PodcastLife #StayWeird #NervousNikkiAndTheChillPills
