We're back! ️ In this week's episode of You're Not My Type, Bro, Theo and Marko complain, debate, and dive headfirst into the wildest stories of the week. From celebrity lookalike drama to government shutdown nonsense, pop culture burnout, and China's insane “gestation robot,” nothing is off-limits. Cocktails & Complaints Theo's celebrity lookalike nightmare — from Chris Evans to Seal. Marko calls the government shutdown a full-on clown show. Shooting the Sh*t Can celebs be too famous? Gordon Ramsay + Pedro Pascal overload. Awards shows are dead — but is Taylor Swift untouchable? Beyoncé vs. Michael Jackson: who really wins the pop star crown? China builds a robot womb (yep, really). Do party people stay single forever? Bravo Moment Real Housewives of Miami: Lisa gets a pass, Julia gets the boot, Adriana gets roasted. If you love comedy, pop culture hot takes, unfiltered queer + straight talk, and debates that go way too far — this episode is for you. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly chaos.

Join Theo & Marko for another unfiltered ride on You're Not My Type, Bro!, where nothing is off-limits—from personal gripes to global chaos, all served with laughs and zero filters! In This Episode:• Marko's Alabama Misery – Marko survives 8 brutal days in 99–103° heat & 96% humidity, compares it to California's “perfect” climate, and dives into cheap southern eats ($39 for a bento for two!?). Deep thoughts incoming: “serve in heaven or reign in hell?” • Theo Vents: Sidewalks & Parenting – Crowded sidewalks, entitled parents, and celebrity kids… Theo has opinions and he's not holding back.• Instagram Madness – Theo spills wild stories from Insta: from $50 offers for worn workout underwear to a photographer with a VERY weird proposition involving Theo's dad… awkward doesn't even start to cover it.• Global LGBTQ+ Issues – Shocking stats: homosexuality criminalized in 64 countries. The guys break down extreme penalties, respect for local laws, and the importance of awareness when traveling.• Afterlife Chat ✨ – Would you rather be buried or cremated? Theo & Marko share their thoughts, plus a quick convo about organ donation & what's next after life.• The “Quarter Ton Teen” – A heartbreaking clip of 17-year-old Tommy and his mother's enabling behavior sparks outrage. Theo & Marko call it like it is: mentally unhealthy, dangerous, and tragic. This episode mixes deep dives with outrageous stories, proving these guys can handle heavy topics and keep you laughing.

Buckle up, babes! This week's You're Not My Type, Bro! is jam-packed with awkward encounters, hot takes, and complaints that'll have you laughing, gasping, and maybe even texting us your own rants. Theo (your unapologetically spicy gay educator) and Marko (your blunt straight bro with zero filter) are back—cocktails in hand and ready to unload. What's on the menu this week? San Diego Surprise & the Hot Springs Heritage Quiz – A relaxing soak turns cringey when a woman won't stop asking a couple “where they're from”… and we spiral into a convo about assumptions, stereotypes, and when curiosity crosses the line. Vegan at a Rib House – Who orders tofu at a BBQ joint? We break down the vegan dinner guest who derailed the vibe and preached her plate philosophy to the whole table. Spam Calls & Offshore Headaches – Scam calls are out of control… and why do legit ones feel like an obstacle course for basic communication? Remembering Theo Huxtable – Honoring Malcolm-Jamal Warner's legacy, from The Cosby Show to his mental health advocacy for the Black community. Cliff-Diving Parenting – The Bucket List Family's Garrett G. tosses his 7-year-old off a cliff “to build courage.” Parenting win or toxic masculinity in a viral wrapper? Plastic Surgery Spiral – Larsa Pippen's ever-changing face sparks a look at when “just a tweak” turns into “who even is that?” Stephen Colbert's Canceled – Financial flop or political takedown? We unpack the theories. This episode is pure unfiltered gold—funny, fiery, and full of those “can we talk about this?” moments. We're not here to cancel, we're here to connect… and complain with style.

Buckle up, babes! This episode of You're Not My Type, Bro! is loaded with laughs, rants, and real talk you won't hear anywhere else. Your favorite unlikely duo—Theo (the spicy gay educator) and Marko (your brutally honest straight bro)—are back with cocktails in hand and complaints locked and loaded. What's shaking in this week's episode? ✨ Cocktails & Complaints – Marko hilariously comes for Theo in the weekly gripe sesh, but Theo fires back with a drama-filled dry cleaner tale that ends in an emotional twist AND a trip down "Denim Revolution" memory lane. Marko's Mouth – He's got thoughts on women with hairy pits in Birks, and an iconic takedown of the “overweight white dude” uniform (you know the one: backwards hat, sunglasses on the neck, NBA jersey... Tampa? Boston? Yeah, we said it.) Shooting the Sh*t: Big Questions & Bold Opinions Would YOU trade years of your life for millions? Prison payout dilemmas and license plates, oh my. WTF is going on in New York politics? Marco's riled up about socialist promises and city-sponsored groceries. Theo spills tea from a PR firm full of women—is a male HR guy the answer to controlling office drama? ✈️ Flying while fat? A viral video sparks a tough convo about inclusivity, accessibility, and personal responsibility. Ozempic & the death of plus-size fashion – Are GLP1s rewriting body standards? Save Hollywood – We're begging: no more reboots. Give us something original already! This episode dives into those “can we talk about this?” moments—unfiltered, unafraid, and always from the heart (with a splash of tequila). These convos aren't about canceling—they're about connecting.

Welcome to “You're Not My Type, Bro” — “The Gay Episode” — Marko and Theo dive into juicy topics ranging from spiritual awakenings and foot fetishes to car rants and queer dating dynamics. Nothing's off-limits. ✨ Episode Highlights: Spiritual Overload: Theo vents about Payton's full-on spiritual transformation — from fluoride-free water to toothpaste drama. Açaí Spot Meltdown: Marko has a traumatizing run-in with a "crunchy granola girl" that sparks a convo on beauty standards and grooming. Top or Bottom? Theo puts Marko to the test: can he guess Theo's sexual role based on personality alone? Gay Community Realness: From body types and labels to what actually turns them on — including Theo's love for pretty faces and Marko's massive foot fetish. The “Gay Handshake”: Can sex lead to friendship? The guys compare queer and straight dating dynamics and whether bridges always need to be burned. Expect wild honesty, deep friendship, and zero filter. Subscribe for weekly episodes filled with laughs, real talk, and the kind of insight you didn't know you needed. Whether you're gay, straight, or somewhere in between — there's something here for you. Drop a comment — we wanna know: Have you ever had a "gay handshake"? Would you use salty distilled water? Are you Team EV or Team Gas? #yourenotmytypebro #podcast #gayepisode #comedypodcast #lgbtqpodcast #markojankovic #theobreaux #gaycommunity #relationships #toporbottom #spirituality #footfetish #popculture #friendshipgoals #datingadvice #humor #candidtalk #westhollywood #societyandculture

On this week's You're Not My Type, Bro, Theo and Marko are dragging networks, debating sexual ethics, and getting real about identity. Buckle up. TV Tantrums & HBO Flops Theo GOES IN on the embarrassment that was The Last of Us S2 and the messy chaos of White Lotus S3. Marko agrees: HBO Max is spiraling. Game of Thrones? “A joke.” BUT... Marko's got a gem for you — Tulsa King with Stallone is “surprisingly lit.” Sexual Harassment Training Woes Marko calls out the absurdity of mandatory courses — too long, too corporate, too fake. Nightclubs vs. office jobs = very different vibes Would You Steal to Stay Alive? Our Shooting the Shit segment gets intense: Would YOU rob a pharmacy to afford a life-saving $25k pill? Theo & Marko say HELL YES — and Marko shares some wild broke-boy confessions ‍❤️‍‍ Would You Date a Trans Person? A deep convo sparked by Sophia Gascon and TS Madison Marko admits attraction before knowing, Theo presses on surgery, and they both explore identity, attraction, and perception. Is femininity exaggerated? Are trans women “more feminine”? The takes are spicy. Listeners — they wanna know: Would YOU date a trans person? Don't miss this messy, real, and ridiculously honest episode. You've been warned.

Diddy's Verdict, Bezos's Big Day, & Our Plastic Surgery Dreams! Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're kicking off this wild ride from our ✨ brand new studio ✨ in sunny Los Angeles, baby! ☀️ This week, Theo & Marko spill the tea and sling the sass in an episode packed with cocktails, complaints, and controversy: Cocktails & Complaints:vs. – Team Cat or Team Dog? The claws come out!Car drama – from a fender bender to a sluggish Toyota Corolla LA's wild lawyer billboards – is Sweet James watching you? Shooting the Sh*t Segment:⚖️ The Diddy Verdict – Acquitted of the big charges, convicted of some, but will he actually serve time? We break down what went wrong in "the most expensive prostitution trial" ever.Bezos's Bougie Venice Wedding – Is the hate for him justified, or are we just salty? Let's talk Amazon, wealth, and global tourism backlash.Plastic Surgery Wishlist – Inspired by Kris Jenner, we reveal the nips, tucks, and zaps we'd get if our bank accounts could handle it ✨ ️ Sound off in the comments:– Are you shocked by the Diddy verdict?– Do you stan Bezos or nah?– And what plastic surgery would you get if cash wasn't a factor? Hit that LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBEEmail us: yourenotmytypebro@gmail.comInstagram / TikTok / YouTube: @yourenotmytypebroTwitter/X: @YNMTBshow Thanks for hanging with us — see you next week for more laughs, gasps, and hot takes!

You're Not My Type, Bro - Ep. 16: You Would Do Really Great In Gay Porn Coming at you from sunny Los Angeles ☀️, this Pride edition is extra FABULOUS ✨ and just a little bit unhinged (in the best way). We're dressed up, glittered out, and ready to spill tea, drag clowns, and celebrate queer joy . First up: World Pride in DC, featuring icons like Shakira, J.Lo, and Troye Sivan?! We're gagged. We're gooped. We're packing our bags and heading east ✈️ (but should we recline our seat? Theo says YES — and is proudly part of the 32% who always do!). Speaking of travel… can we PLEASE talk about the toxic air fresheners in Ubers that smell like gas station trauma and instant migraines? Should they be BANNED? Marko thinks yes — for the sake of our nostrils and our sanity. Then, we go deep on the Cassie + P. Diddy drama and the internet heat aimed at her husband. We break down trauma bonds, victim-blaming, and why people still don't understand how abuse works — especially when there's power, fame, and silence involved. As her husband said, “Cassie saved Cassie.” Period. ✊ Game time! We play: Which 3 Federal Holidays Would You Delete Forever? Byeee President's Day? Columbus who? Find out which ones we'd scratch and why! Trigger warning: A heartbreaking story from Rochester, MN, where a white woman used a racial slur against a 5-year-old autistic Black child — then launched a GoFundMe on a Christian platform (???) and raised $785K playing the victim. Meanwhile, the child's family asked people to stop donating. We talk racism, entitlement, and why this kind of weaponized whiteness keeps happening. Finally, we're back with our favorite segment: Yasss, Kween! No, Bro! NO BRO ❌. Topics this round: - Circuit Party Fans at Pride - Full rainbow outfits - Not tipping at queer bars (NO BRO) - Rainbow-washing brands ️‍™️ - Shirtless men on floats - Straight dudes working Pride Drop your hot takes, your shade, and your Yasss, Kweeens! in the comments! Like, subscribe, share with your bestie (or your enemy ) — and let us know what you want us to talk about next. Happy Pride, babes!

Pedro Pascal is officially America's boyfriend and we won't be taking questions at this time. Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro!, where the tea is hot, the opinions are hotter, and yes—we have thoughts. In this episode: Pedro Pascal is unanimously declared a national treasure (we're blushing just thinking about him) Families with 5 kids at the airport? We discuss the chaos, the culture, and the contraception Gym etiquette is out the window—why is everyone giving unsolicited advice and taking calls mid-set? Are Americans abroad actually the worst? (Spoiler: we might be...) From meat lovers to flexitarians, we wrestle with our inner hypocrites and the reality of eating animals ️ A $400 million jet gifted to Trump from Qatar? Ethics, national security, and gold-plated walls—let's go there! Sleeping with married people—who's done it, who hasn't, and why it's messier than your last situationship. Plus, new music recs including Russian pop queen Zivert, Annabel England, and yes... even a lil' Morgan Wallen This one is spicy, messy, and maybe a little existential. Drop your hot takes in the comments Like if you've ever been side-eyed at Planet Fitness Subscribe if you love chaos and honesty in equal measure Share with a friend who's slept with someone just for the receipts

In this episode, Theo, Duane, and Marko are back with another round of laughs, hot takes, and unfiltered insights. They kick things off with their weekly Cocktails and Complaints, where nothing is off-limits—from personal pet peeves to society-wide gripes. ✨ In this episode: Cocktails and Complaints – The trio sound off on everything bothering them this week. Dark Psychology on Social Media – Duane questions the rise of pages teaching manipulation tactics and the ethical dilemma of sharing that knowledge. Job Interview Rants – Marko comes for the dreaded “Why do you want to work here?” question with brutal honesty. Bumper Sticker Irritations – Theo critiques ideological stickers, calling them idealistic at best, divisive at worst. ️‍ Game Time: “Who's Going to Be the Gay of the Week?” – A new LGBTQ+ terminology trivia game where Marko (the token straight) shocks everyone with a win. ️ LGBTQ+ Visibility & Politics – From rainbow flags on government buildings to casting controversies, the crew dives into the complexities of representation and performative allyship. The Ethics of Outing – A thoughtful discussion on the serious consequences of outing someone without consent. Funny, honest, and sometimes uncomfortable—in the best way—this episode blends humor with sharp cultural commentary. A must-listen for anyone who enjoys real talk with a twist.

Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! ️The podcast where we dive into politics, pop culture, relationships, wild opinions, and whatever else is keeping us entertained (or annoyed) this week. In this episode: Marco kicks things off with his chest-shaving gym chronicles (yes, it's as chaotic as it sounds) Jessica Simpson + snake sperm supplements?? Dwayne has questions Marco's mad about the Nintendo Switch 2 delay Why is a candy bar $1.75 now?? We rant about prices, tech overload, and broken eggs SNL parody vs. punching down — when does comedy cross the line? Would you tell your bestie their fiancé cheated the night before the wedding? We get into it. Real Housewives drama: Kenya Moore, revenge porn laws, and gun threats?! ⚡ Rapid Fire Stereotypes: Lesbians, gay men, and white people — we go there (and try to keep it respectful-ish) Drop your thoughts in the comments — we love hearing from y'all! Like | Subscribe | Share | Hit the bell

️ Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're back with another wild episode full of hot takes, petty rants, and deep debates! This week we're sounding off on: Auto-stop engines & annoying car features Job apps & pointless online assessments Genetic engineering & supposed “direwolves” Pamela Anderson's no-makeup moment PrEP, HIV, sexual health, and who it's really for Plus fave TV shows to chill out after all that! You already know — it's real, it's funny, it's honest. Tap in. Drop your thoughts in the comments — we love hearing from y'all!

️You're Not My Type, Bro! – Live from Los Angeles! Buckle up, bro — things are about to get wild. In this chaotically honest episode of You're Not My Type, Bro, Marko, Duane, and Theo serve up another round of hot takes, hilarious rants, and "wait, what?!" moments you didn't know you needed. ️ ✨ Episode Highlights: ⚡ Cocktails & Complaints – Theo vs. rogue LA motorcyclists (spoiler: he's not winning). Marko invoices his doctor?! Yeah, that happened and Duane's shockingly wholesome Uber ride ⚡ Pure Genius, Pure Insanity – An opportunity for the hosts to ask each other questions and make the determination of pure genius or pure insanity. • Latina Snow White and the culture war that followed • A dude who spent $14K to become a dog (and is now building a zoo??) • People rejecting all sexual labels — brave or just confused? • California's Robin Hood speeding tickets And a spicy debate on cheating, justice, and political double standards. It's unfiltered. It's hilarious. It's definitely not your average podcast. Prepare for debates, disbelief, and belly laughs. Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, and drop your hot take below — we read 'em all... even the petty ones.

️ You're Not My Type, Bro – Live from Los Angeles! Duane, Marko, and Theo are back with another no-holds-barred episode packed with wild takes, real talk, and signature humor. From EV drama to family loyalty, this one's got range. ✨ Episode Highlights: Cocktails & Complaints – Gas prices in California? Still disrespectful. The guys vent about the cost of living in Los Angeles ⚡. Group Chat Drama – We've all been there: added to a group chat you didn't ask for. The crew breaks down the blessing and curse of group texts, notification overload, and digital boundaries. ⭐ Uber Ratings – Necessary or Nonsense? – Why do Uber passengers get rated like Airbnbs? The gang debates whether the 5-star system is fair—or just pure judgment in motion. ⭐The Capacity to Kill – A deeper discussion around self-defense, human instinct, and what it might take to push someone over the edge. Are we all capable, given the right moment? Men & ⭐Hyper independence – Why do men struggle to ask for help? The hosts get vulnerable about emotional isolation, social conditioning, and how to start breaking the cycle. ⭐Is Blood Really Thicker Than Water? – Family vs. chosen family. A heartfelt debate on loyalty, love, and whether relatives always deserve a second chance. ️ ⭐NEW Segment: Threesome Therapy – Listener-submitted etiquette dilemmas, served hot and honest: • Workplace bathroom etiquette – the courtesy flush & pooping in public • Public coughing & nose-blowing – especially in restaurants (yikes) • First date rules – Who pays? And how do gay vs. straight dating dynamics compare, especially when sex often comes before the date? ⚡Deep convos. Hot takes. Big laughs. It's classic You're Not My Type, Bro energy. Listen now and let us know your thoughts in the comments, DMs, or voice notes—we might just feature you on the next one!

Join Duane, Marko, and Theo as they dive into another no-holds-barred conversation packed with complaints, career insights, and candid personal reflections! From the outrageous cost of concert tickets to the importance of setting boundaries, this episode covers it all. ✨ Episode Highlights: Cocktails & Complaints – The guys kick things off with their weekly gripes, from the sky-high prices of concert tickets to frustrating grocery delivery experiences (looking at you, Instacart). Plus, they rant about the dreaded return of daylight savings time. The Wild World of Job Referrals – Theo dives into the strange new side hustle where people get paid to refer complete strangers for jobs—sometimes through apps like Blind. The hosts debate the fairness and ethics of this growing trend. ⚠️ A Look at the Rise of Anti-Semitism – A serious discussion on the apparent increase in anti-Semitic incidents and the possible reasons behind this troubling trend. Breaking Free from People-Pleasing – Duane gets personal about his journey of overcoming emotional codependency on substances and people-pleasing tendencies. He shares his rock-bottom moment and how he's learning to set boundaries and prioritize self-care. Embracing a "F&%$ Everybody" Mindset (with good intentions! ) – Marko and Duane explore the importance of sometimes being "selfish" for your well-being, cutting out toxic people, and making radical life changes for personal growth. Feel-Good Anthems & Karaoke Favorites – To end on a lighter note, the hosts reveal their go-to feel-good songs and favorite karaoke tracks, with some surprising musical choices! Tune in now! Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share your thoughts in the comments!

In this episode of "You're Not My Type, Bro!," Duane, Marko and Theo serve up another round of **cocktails, complaints, and controversy** – covering everything from Meghan Markle's haters to wild political moves and LGBTQ+ terminology that even your gay hosts can't figure out. ✨ ✨ Highlights: Cocktails and Complaints: Meghan Markle: Unfairly hated or rightfully criticized? A shocking workplace convo linking circuit parties to child exploitation – the hosts set the record straight. ️‍❌ Pure Genius vs. Pure Insanity: Cynthia Erivo as Jesus – bold casting or total misstep? ✝️ Trump's return-to-office order – smart leadership or outdated thinking? Egg prices & political shade – was Trump's post genius or out of touch? "Inseminated persons" instead of "mothers-to-be" – inclusive or just ridiculous? ️‍ LGBTQ+ Terminology Lesson: Ever heard of "skoliosexual" or "stealth"? The hosts break down lesser-known LGBTQ+ terms. All this and more in our latest episode! **Tune in, drop a comment, and don't forget to like & subscribe!**

In this episode of "You're Not My Type Bro," the hosts serve up another round of laughs, hot takes, and thoughtful insights. From stingy bartenders using jiggers to a breakdown of narcissistic behavior and a spirited debate about pickleball, this episode has it all! ✨ Highlights: Cocktails and Complaints: Should bartenders ditch the jiggers? The hosts share their thoughts on stingy pours and overpriced cocktails. Gaslighting & Dog Whistling: A call-out on manipulative behaviors in everyday life. Retail Theft: Why are basic items locked up? The hosts discuss the most stolen items and share their frustrations. Solo Holidays: Is spending Christmas alone a peaceful vibe or just lonely? The hosts share their personal experiences. Narcissism 101: A deep dive into narcissistic personality traits, social media's role, and how to spot and deal with narcissists. Plus, a game of "Is this celebrity a narcissist?" Yasss Kween, No Bro!: The verdict on the latest trends: Pickleball? Cannabis seltzers? Credit score dating apps? New Balance x Miumiu sneakers? This episode balances humor with thoughtful commentary, making it a must-listen for anyone who loves a mix of personal stories, cultural critique, and fun debates.

Brace yourself for another round of unfiltered laughs, wild stories, and deep conversations in this episode, where Duane, Theo and Marko cover everything from hilariously annoying hand dryers to the ethical debates surrounding TikTok bans and transgender healthcare. It's a rollercoaster of humor, rants, and meaningful insights! ✨ ✨ Highlights: Cocktails and Complaints: A fiery rant about hand dryers—are they the worst invention ever? The hosts think so! Peeing in a cup at a secret warehouse party because of long bathroom lines? Yep, that happened. The TikTok ban drama—privacy concerns, content creators' dilemmas, and the irony of oversharing on other platforms. Lack vs. Abundance Mindset: Manifestation, gratitude, and staying positive through life's challenges. ️‍⚧️ Trans Healthcare and Sports: Busting myths about gender-affirming care and diving into the complexities with respect and honesty. Nostalgia overload as the hosts reveal their favorite TV shows, from Keeping Up Appearances to The Golden Girls. This episode delivers a perfect mix of laughs, heart, and thought-provoking takes that'll leave you entertained and maybe even a little inspired!

Buckle up for a hilarious, unfiltered journey as the Marko, Duane and Theo dive into topics ranging from intimacy coordinators and cockroach nightmares to the fluidity of coming out and societal debates! ✨ Highlights: Cocktails and Complaints: Are intimacy coordinators really necessary? Cue the rants and laughs! Cockroach horror stories spark a chat about city living and inconsiderate neighbors. Breaking down the overuse of "woke" and its evolution—thought-provoking and relatable. Discussing people who brag about their "Black friends" and the parallels with gay friendships. Debating gun control versus prohibition with some serious (but fun) insights. Coming Out Chronicles: Personal stories of acceptance, discovery, and the journey of self-identity. Workout Q&A, funny fan questions, and cheeky OnlyFans banter. Wrapping up with spicy chats on relationships, threesomes, and being a top or bottom! This episode has it all—personal stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and thought-provoking conversations. Don't miss it!

️ On "You're Not My Type, Bro," Theo, Marko, and Duane bring you a hilarious and no-holds-barred episode packed with relatable rants and thought-provoking discussions. From L.A.'s “shallow and empty” lifestyle to Prius drivers with a “Napoleon complex,” nothing is off-limits! Highlights include: Car Drama: Why Prius drivers are either too slow or think they're in a Ferrari. Gym Etiquette: A fan-changing gym-goer sparks a heated debate about consideration. Monogamy & Relationships: Can long-distance work? Should love be open? One host spills wedding tea about a groom caught kissing guests! Body Odor Woes: High-end funk at a movie theater turns into a public call-out fantasy. ️‍Two Gays, One Straightish: Watch the straight host hilariously stumble through a "gay IQ" quiz. With complaints, comedy, and candid convos about love, sex, and social norms, this episode is your new favorite guilty pleasure. Grab a drink, relax, and tune in!