Buckle up, babes! This episode of You're Not My Type, Bro! is loaded with laughs, rants, and real talk you won't hear anywhere else. Your favorite unlikely duo—Theo (the spicy gay educator) and Marko (your brutally honest straight bro)—are back with cocktails in hand and complaints locked and loaded. What's shaking in this week's episode? ✨ Cocktails & Complaints – Marko hilariously comes for Theo in the weekly gripe sesh, but Theo fires back with a drama-filled dry cleaner tale that ends in an emotional twist AND a trip down "Denim Revolution" memory lane. Marko's Mouth – He's got thoughts on women with hairy pits in Birks, and an iconic takedown of the “overweight white dude” uniform (you know the one: backwards hat, sunglasses on the neck, NBA jersey... Tampa? Boston? Yeah, we said it.) Shooting the Sh*t: Big Questions & Bold Opinions Would YOU trade years of your life for millions? Prison payout dilemmas and license plates, oh my. WTF is going on in New York politics? Marco's riled up about socialist promises and city-sponsored groceries. Theo spills tea from a PR firm full of women—is a male HR guy the answer to controlling office drama? ✈️ Flying while fat? A viral video sparks a tough convo about inclusivity, accessibility, and personal responsibility. Ozempic & the death of plus-size fashion – Are GLP1s rewriting body standards? Save Hollywood – We're begging: no more reboots. Give us something original already! This episode dives into those “can we talk about this?” moments—unfiltered, unafraid, and always from the heart (with a splash of tequila). These convos aren't about canceling—they're about connecting.