"You're Not My Type, Bro!" brings together Los Angeles-based hosts—Theo and Marko-with diverse backgrounds and perspectives for a weekly podcast where social issues, pop culture, and relationships collide with queer, fluid, and immigrant humor.
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"You're Not My Type, Bro!" brings together Los Angeles-based hosts—Theo and Marko-with diverse backgrounds and perspectives for a weekly podcast where social issues, pop culture, and relationships collide with queer, fluid, and immigrant humor.
Subscribe now and never miss an episode! We'd love to hear from you! Send your questions, comments, and suggestions to yourenotmytypebro@gmail.com to be featured on air!
Join Theo & Marko for another unfiltered ride on You're Not My Type, Bro!, where nothing is off-limits—from personal gripes to global chaos, all served with laughs and zero filters!
In This Episode:• Marko's Alabama Misery – Marko survives 8 brutal days in 99–103° heat & 96% humidity, compares it to California's “perfect” climate, and dives into cheap southern eats ($39 for a bento for two!?). Deep thoughts incoming: “serve in heaven or reign in hell?” • Theo Vents: Sidewalks & Parenting – Crowded sidewalks, entitled parents, and celebrity kids… Theo has opinions and he's not holding back.• Instagram Madness – Theo spills wild stories from Insta: from $50 offers for worn workout underwear to a photographer with a VERY weird proposition involving Theo's dad… awkward doesn't even start to cover it.• Global LGBTQ+ Issues – Shocking stats: homosexuality criminalized in 64 countries. The guys break down extreme penalties, respect for local laws, and the importance of awareness when traveling.• Afterlife Chat ✨ – Would you rather be buried or cremated? Theo & Marko share their thoughts, plus a quick convo about organ donation & what's next after life.• The “Quarter Ton Teen” – A heartbreaking clip of 17-year-old Tommy and his mother's enabling behavior sparks outrage. Theo & Marko call it like it is: mentally unhealthy, dangerous, and tragic.
This episode mixes deep dives with outrageous stories, proving these guys can handle heavy topics and keep you laughing.
You're Not My Type, Bro!
"You're Not My Type, Bro!" brings together Los Angeles-based hosts—Theo and Marko-with diverse backgrounds and perspectives for a weekly podcast where social issues, pop culture, and relationships collide with queer, fluid, and immigrant humor.
Subscribe now and never miss an episode! We'd love to hear from you! Send your questions, comments, and suggestions to yourenotmytypebro@gmail.com to be featured on air!