Buckle up, babes! This week's You're Not My Type, Bro! is jam-packed with awkward encounters, hot takes, and complaints that'll have you laughing, gasping, and maybe even texting us your own rants. Theo (your unapologetically spicy gay educator) and Marko (your blunt straight bro with zero filter) are back—cocktails in hand and ready to unload. What's on the menu this week? San Diego Surprise & the Hot Springs Heritage Quiz – A relaxing soak turns cringey when a woman won't stop asking a couple “where they're from”… and we spiral into a convo about assumptions, stereotypes, and when curiosity crosses the line. Vegan at a Rib House – Who orders tofu at a BBQ joint? We break down the vegan dinner guest who derailed the vibe and preached her plate philosophy to the whole table. Spam Calls & Offshore Headaches – Scam calls are out of control… and why do legit ones feel like an obstacle course for basic communication? Remembering Theo Huxtable – Honoring Malcolm-Jamal Warner's legacy, from The Cosby Show to his mental health advocacy for the Black community. Cliff-Diving Parenting – The Bucket List Family's Garrett G. tosses his 7-year-old off a cliff “to build courage.” Parenting win or toxic masculinity in a viral wrapper? Plastic Surgery Spiral – Larsa Pippen's ever-changing face sparks a look at when “just a tweak” turns into “who even is that?” Stephen Colbert's Canceled – Financial flop or political takedown? We unpack the theories. This episode is pure unfiltered gold—funny, fiery, and full of those “can we talk about this?” moments. We're not here to cancel, we're here to connect… and complain with style.