This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Circumcision
—Dax Shephard & Kristen Bell
—American Farmers
00:00 Introductions
03:59 Circumcision
10:42 Dax Shepherd & Kristen Bell
15:05 Fanboys
18:21 Donald Trump
23:38 American Farmers
32:40 Ace Frehley
34:25 Super Bowl
Circumcision
Years ago, Jake and nathan discovered that if you mention circumcision in passing, crazy, emotionally-stunted men crawl out of the woodwork to make hilarious comments, instead of getting therapy for their invented condition.
It’s always good for a laugh!
Dax Shephard & Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell posted an inside joke she shares with husband Dax Shepherd, and people as crazy as anti-circumcision men went crazy.
Imagine having that much time on your hands; the things you could accomplish, if you put your mind to something productive, instead of breaking down in tears and openly weeping because you didn’t like something.
Fanboys
Speaking of Kristen Bell, she was in Fanboys, a movie about a group of friends on a quest to see Star Wars, Episode One.
Remember when everyone thought it was going to be good, and not one of the worst movies ever made?
Ah, the innocence of ignorance.
Donald Trump
Dear Leader is pardoning criminals.
George Santos got his sentence commuted, and Changpeng Zhao got a pardon.
What did Zhao do?
Eh, nothing serious. He just let pedos, and drug dealers, and human trafficking syndicates, and arms dealers use Binance to fund their illegal trades.
You know, for profit.
American Farmers
They can grow a crop like nobody’s business, but they can’t read a book, or remember what happened last time Trump was in office.
Bankrupt?
Oops!
Guess tariffs do hurt the economy!
Even better, now they’re angry that Trump is gonna start importing beef from Argentina.
You know, so he can help prop up that flailing, awful government.
Ace Frehley
Space Ace passed away, and the thing we all knew was going to happen, happened.
Our lazy, less-than-intelligent media threw pictures of Tommy Thayer into the montages of Ace.
Because of course they did.
Super Bowl
Oh, the crybabies just won’t quit.
Now they want George Strait to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show, and there’s a petition online to make it happen.
Narrator: it won’t happen.
By now, StreamYard or YouTube botched the audio, so we sign off with apologies.
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—No Kings Rally
—Tron Ares
—Ian Watkins
00:00 Introductions
03:07 Comments
04:10 No Kings
06:25 Tron Ares
13:05 Ian Watkins
15:06 Go Fund Me
26:49 Donald Trump
30:37 Elon Musk
Comment Section
We got a really kind compliment, from a super real account!
No Kings
Both Jake and nathan forgot to attend their local No Kings rally.
Oops.
I guess they’re not patriots.
Tron Ares
The movie bombed, and did so for multiple reasons:
But an article on Deadline suggested, and then deleted, that the movie was a failure due to the lingering effects of COVID.
What a beautiful lack of awareness.
Ian Watkins
Who is… er, was, Ian Watkins?
Someone who didn’t deserve to breathe air, and who thankfully no longer is.
Apparently there’s a constant throughout prison culture worldwide, and it’s that if you harmed a child, you’re a target.
In a move supported and celebrated by decent people everywhere, Ian, who harmed kids, was taken out by fellow inmates.
Neither Jake nor nathan realized that such shenanigans took place in European prisons, but good on ya, British prisoners!
Go Fund Me
CEO Tim Cadogan says more and more often, people are using the site to raise funds for groceries.
Not sudden emergencies, but basic needs.
Thanks, every moron who voted for Trump!
You did this!
Donald Trump
Speaking of the worst thing to happen to the economy since the Great Depression, Trump got a peace plan in place between Hamas, and Israel.
We gotta give him props for that.
Elon Musk
The world’s most brilliant man has done it again…
Faced with sales of his hideous cybertruck tanking, Elon decided to turn things around himself, buy buying the cybertruck himself!
It’s genius!
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Circumcision
— Super Bowl Halftime Show
—Lisa Catalano
00:00 Introductions
01:59 Circumcision
10:11 Super Bowl Halftime Show
24:23 Lisa Catalano
35:15 Puff Daddy
36:05 Conversion Therapy
Circumcision
RFK Jr. is at it again: if there’s a culprit behind the rise of autism, he’ll absolutely ignore it in order to make nonsensical arguments.
This week: if you have a normal-looking wiener, then you’re autistic.
Because logic.
(It’s another attack on Tylenol, who for some reason hasn’t sued yet.)
Super Bowl Halftime Show
Speaker Mike Johnson—a fake Christian who ignores the teachings of Jesus in order to offer fealty to a bigger piece of human excrement than Chad was at the end of Weird Science—has never heard of Bad Bunny, but still thinks he’s a bad choice for the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Mike’s choice?
Lee Greenwood.
The man is as stupid as he is cruel.
Lisa Catalano
Lisa is a single woman who had an idea: what if, instead of wasting her time on dating apps, she took out a billboard promoting her “I wanna get married!” website?
For some reason, she’s getting hate mail.
Should she get mocked?
Absolutely!
Hate mail?
No.
That’s absurd.
Puff Daddy
Will Trump pardon P. Diddy? Sean Combs? Diddy? Whatever he’s calling himself these days?
God, I hope so.
I think it’d be funny.
Conversion Therapy
The Supreme Court says that people can use conversion therapy in order to help people pray the gay away.
It doesn’t work, it’s stupid, it’s trying to alter who someone is in order to have them worship an imaginary sky being, but whatever.
So, Jake and nathan are on board.
In fact, they’re going to become conversion therapists!
Because why not?
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—TikTok
—Bad Bunny
—Danica Patrick
00:00 Introductions
00:54 TikTok
03:50 Bad Bunny
10:08 Danica Patrick
16:39 Self Pleasure
22:10 Riyadh Comedy Festival
32:06 Jennifer Lopez
35:27 Jimmy Kimmel
38:20 MAGA Morons
41:25 Mountain Climber Falls
TikTok
Their algorithm is the worst thing on the planet, hear why.
Bad Bunny
He was announced as the Super Bowl halftime show, and the worst of the worst people on the planet went full crybaby.
It’s insane just how fragile conservatives are.
Danica Patrick
A question for everyone…
Did Danica Patrick become a horrible person because Aaron Rodgers dumped her, or did Aaron Rodgers dump Danica Patrick because she’s a horrible person?
Self Pleasure
It’s bad.
Did you know that?
Well, a new app, Liven: Self-Discovery Companion, is here to help you.
Any time you feel like touching yourself, you grab your phone, and instead of dialing up adult content, you get a lecture.
What a time to be alive.
Riyadh Comedy Festival
Saudi Arabia had a comedy festival, and it divided the comedy community.
Jack and nathan seem to be on the same page, though: it’s for the people, not the government.
Jennifer Lopez
Jen gets a bad rap, because she’s (allegedly) treated a lot of people horribly.
So, what do you do if you’re a “news” outlet with nothing to say, but need clicks?
You use her reputation to write a horrible clickbait headline.
Our media, ladies and gentlemen.
Jimmy Kimmel
Speaking of clickbait nonsense: Fox News knows people only read headlines.
So, they throw up, “Jimmy Kimmel loses viewers!”
Because, after his big return night, things leveled off.
That said, they leveled off at a higher level than he had before the suspension, which means that technically, he grew his audience.
But Fox doesn’t like that narrative.
MAGA Morons
You got lied to, because you’re stupid.
It’s that simple.
Mountain Climber Falls
A man in China decided to untether from his group in order to take better pictures.
Was it worth it?
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Caffeine & Mormons
00:00 Introductions
06:21 Tylenol
12:21 Farmers
16:05 Tylenol 2.0
19:05 Nepo Babies
23:53 Jimmy Kimmel 2.0
30:15 Trump Speech
31:49 Argentina
36:28 Go Fund Me
41:17 Charlie Sheen
Caffeine
Celsius is the nectar of the Gods, but Jake still drinks Monster.
Today, however, Nathan forwent his delicious buzz for some healthy BCAA amino acids.
Mormons
In an odd twist of fate, before the horrific, senseless, and tragic attack on a Mormon temple in Michigan, the religion came up organically, and a brief discussion of the magic-underpants clan was had.
Tylenol
RFK Jr. is a complete moron, Trump is even dumber than “complete moron,” and yet they’re doling out medical advice.
*sigh*
The country we live in.
This is nothing short of embarrassing.
But what’s worse is: there are people dumber than Trump who listen to and believe in him.
*double sigh*
Farmers
This segment is messy…
It begins with a viewer comment, shifts to farmers voting against their own interests, and becomes a tale of the FBI raiding a house in nathan’s neighborhood.
Tylenol
And… we’re back.
No, Tylenol does not cause autism.
We continue down the path of stupid that was laid before us by Dear Orange Leader and Captain Vocal Cords.
Nepo Babies
Megan McCain is hilarious.
I mean, not in a self-aware, intelligent way, no.
I mean: she got everything in life because of her last name, yet railed against Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner’s daughter for using her parents to get a speaking gig at the United Nations.
So funny.
So dumb.
(Also: God bless ya, young Garner/Affleck, but no, we’re not going back to mask mandates “just because.”)
Jimmy Kimmel
Sinclair and Nextstar Media are run by horrible people.
They’re interested in one narrative, not the truth, and not free speech.
Donald Trump Speech
Did people walk out during Donald Trump’s Charlie Kirk speech?
A video shows they did.
What the video doesn’t show is: at what point did this happen? Minute one? Minute 45? When?
(Probably the latter.)
Argentina
Oh, the dumb farmers of America…
They voted for the guy who bankrupted them in 2018, and now they’re upset he’s giving Argentina $20 billion…
…right after Argentina sold China a butt-ton of soybeans.
(Note: China didn’t buy any soybeans from the U.S. in quarter 2 of 2025, lol.)
Go Fund Me
Oh, hypocrisy…
When someone on the right does something awful, Go Fund Me has principles: we don’t allow for that on our site!
When someone on the left does something stupid, Go Fund Me says, “Sure! Raise some money!”
To quote South Park: Lame. Weak.
Charlie Sheen
Jake watched the Netflix doc.
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—South Park & Charlie Kirk
—Jimmy Kimmel
—Brigitte Macron
00:00 Introductions
01:51 Bragging Rights
04:43 Starbucks
08:14 Jimmy Kimmel
10:57 The View
20:16 Jesus Take the Yoke
21:08 Brigitte Macron
31:51 Farm Bankruptcies
41:01 Mahmoud Khalil
43:53 Susan Monarez
46:42 Donald Trump
South Park & Charlie Kirk
nathan called it: the way to combat stupidity isn’t through violence, it’s through mockery.
Charlie Kirk’s executive producer said Comedy Central should put the South Park/Charlie Kirk episode back online.
Good on him for getting it.
Starbucks
Why does every a-hole in the world take their anger out on Starbucks?
The dumbest of the dumb are apparently going to Starbucks, ordering a drink, giving Charlie Kirk’s name, and then angrily smashing the drink when it arrives.
What does this solve?
Jimmy Kimmel
As of this recording, he was still off the air.
By the time of this posting, he’s back, baby!
Both sides think whatever they cancel is OK, because they’re the ones doing the cancelling.
But damn, the right is by far the more hypocritical of the two extremes.
The View
Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, the ladies on The View were eerily silent regarding his suspension.
Unfortunately, Whoopi Goldberg found the time to say something incredibly stupid (shocking, I know) about President Biden.
Ugh.
Irony
Not gonna make TOO much fun here, because it’s awful.
But, it’s also, as said, ironic.
Brigitte Macron
Brigitte and her French President hubby Emmanuel are suing Candice Owens, because Candice claims Brigitte was born a man.
What the frogs should have done is question whether or not Candice was born with a brain, because, damn…
She’s dumber than the Scarecrow.
Farm Bankruptcies
Bad trade policies are killing American farmers, but, this is what 80+% voted for, so…
Mahmoud Khalil
Mahmoud is getting deported.
Jake is against it (kinda), and nathan is for it, or just doesn’t care.
Hey, be a kind guest.
Don’t be a dick.
It’s really that simple.
(And, of course, don’t lie on your application visa.)
Susan Monarez
Susan testified in a hearing, and lo and behold, it turns out RFK is a lying POS.
Who knew, other than anyone that has ever heard RFK say anything?
Donald Trump
Smart people hate him.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—The Supreme Court
—South Korea
—Charlie Kirk
00:00 Introductions
01:30 The Supreme Court
10:46 South Korea
14:11 Michigan Criminals
17:11 Florida!
23:23 Charlie Kirk
The Supreme Court
Oh what a ruling…
Profiling is now legal in the United States.
Take that, Constitution.
Take that, 4th Amendment.
We are no longer a nation of honor, or morals.
South Korea
Hyundai was kind enough to pledge to invest $7.6 billion to build an EV battery plant in Georgia.
And how did we respond?
A woman named Tori Branum, someone so stupid it’s almost impossible to believe, has taken credit for contacting ICE.
Of course, she’s a Trumper, so that explains just how dumb she is.
Michigan Criminals
Well, we live in a consequence free world, and that’s kinda sad.
In Michigan, you can try and steal an election, and that’s fine and dandy and legal.
Then again, in the U.S. today, you can assault a police officer while trying to overthrow an election, and be pardoned.
The message this sends to kids is astounding.
Florida!
The worst state in the nation is at it again.
Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo said that without running any data numbers, the stupid state is ending vaccination mandates.
As author Dave Barry says, “Florida has twenty-three million residents, and I don’t think it’s fair to judge the state because of the actions of twenty-one million of them.”
Such a backwards state.
Charlie Kirk
What can be said here that hasn’t been said EVERYWHERE?
Tune in and find out.
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Hurricane Katrina Houses—Piotr Szczerek—Venezuelan Drug Boat00:00 Introductions01:43 Brad Pitt09:13 Piotr Szczerek25:51 Druski33:05 Malware43:53 Kamala HarrisBrad Pitt The world’s most handsome man is being sued.Why?Because he tried helping people.Think about that, anyone worth millions and millions of dollars. The next time there’s a tragedy, maybe you should sit things out.Lest you get sued for trying to be nice.Piotr SzczerekPiotr is a Polish executive who went viral last week for stealing a hat from a young boy.Tennis star Kamil Majchrzak was very obviously handing the hat to the boy, but turned his head and didn’t see Piotr snatch it.Venezuelan Drug BoatTrump blew up a drug boat.Or, in the least, a boat we’re pretty sure was a drug boat.A solid maybe.Probably.Side DiscussionsFrom Venezuela, we touch upon Britney Griner being jailed in Russia, and working as an American contractor in Iraq.For funsies.DruskiA Black comedian put on the best makeup you’ve ever seen, disguised himself as a white redneck, and hung out at a NASCAR event.And it was glorious.Conservative media is trying to pretend people are outraged, but they’re not.Well, a very small faction of incredibly stupid people might be outraged, but who cares what they think?MalwareBeware the malware!People are leaving their computer cameras uncovered, getting hacked, and then getting caught looking at adult content online.The horror!Kamala HarrisThe LAPD is lying about the reason they don’t want to protect Kamala.Just be honest and say you don’t like her.No one cares.No one will be upset.Wait, no… Just like Druski in whiteface, the stupidest of the stupid will be upset.They always are.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nathan-timmel?ref_id=31623#news #podcast #laugh #currentaffairs
This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Cracker Barrel Caves
—The Gap
—NFTs
00:00 Introductions
00:53 Cracker Barrel
14:08 The Gap
23:08 NFTs
27:52 Snoop Dog
40:10 Tesla
40:26 Trump
Cracker Barrel
Those sissies caved.
Conservatives were outraged (more so than whenever a school tragedy happens), so the powers that be cried “Uncle!”
Because they’re stupid, conservatives called the change, “woke,” but here we break down what was really supposed to happen.
The Gap
Now, the left isn’t without their crybabies, and several weeks back, blue-haired land whales breached en masse because of Sydney Sweeney.
She promoted jeans, insecure women said, “OMG, she’s prettier than I’ll ever be, I need to attack her!” and started calling Sweeney racist.
Well, The Gap has hit back with an ad full of beautiful women of their own, and the media loves it.
No one is really talking about The Gap, but the media WANTS you to talk about it, so they’re pretending the ad is going viral.
Which, it’s not.
But, the women are still pretty to look at.
NFT
NFTs are back, baby!
OK, no, they’re not.
But some people think they will be, and are still trading them.
Weird.
Snoop Dog
Snoop Dog is afraid of gay people.
He has kids, and he doesn’t know how to tell them in simple terms, “Gay people exist.”
How odd.
Tesla
Tesla was getting sued.
They were offered to settle for 60 million dollars.
They said, “No.”
They lost a verdict for $243 million.
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving company.
Donald Trump
The media loves clickbait, and this was an awful one.
In an attempt to spark outrage toward Donald Trump, the media wrote a story about him that really wasn’t all that bad.
Kamala lose Secret Service protection.
Big whoop.
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Cracker Barrel
—Male Cheerleaders
—The Pulse Memorial
00:00 Introductions
02:02 Cracker Barrel
11:42 Male Cheerleaders
19:54 Pulse Memorial
26:44 Carnival Cruise Lines
29:23 Jussie Smollett
34:04 Mr. Beast
38:28 Gavin Newsom
Cracker Barrel
The news doesn’t get much bigger than this… Cracker Barrel has gone WOKE! Woke I say!
They changed their logo, and even though no one on the left was talking about the restaurant chain in any way, shape or form, the right still threw a hissy fit to the Gods.
Because that’s what the right does, they throw hissy fits over big nothings.
Crybabies.
Male Cheerleaders
Speaking of the right throwing hissy fits, the Minnesota Vikings decided to go all in on dumb and hire male cheerleaders.
Um, why?
What’s the point?
Who does this appeal to?
Pulse Memorial
Florida really is the worst state.
That’s all there is to it.
When the State Government decides to take action and paint over a memorial in a City Jurisdiction to erase a tragedy just because gay people were involved…
I can’t even really make a joke here.
I mean, I do on the recording, but still…
F-you, Florida.
(We also discuss the collapsing U.S. tourism industry. Thanks, Trump!)
Carnival Cruise Lines
A new boycott is brewing, and it’s because “racism.”
Or, is it just perceived racism?
Or is it invented “racism?”
Jussie Smollett
He’s back, baby!
The land of no shame cashes in on everything.
Mr. Beast
Once again, he’s doing right by the world, and once again, crybabies are crying.
Sophie Rain donated $1,000,000 to a clean water campaign, and people who live in their parent’s basement complained.
Because that’s the world we live in.
Gavin Newsom
He’s trolling the hell out of conservatives, and they’re whining and crying and don’t see the blatant irony.
Go figure.
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Pete Davidson
—The American Farmer
—Playboy
00:00 Introductions
02:54 Pete Davidson
10:39 Farmers
12:51 Automakers
15:39 Playboy
Introductions
Jake praises China, and Chairman Xi, in order to curry his favor and become a certified creator on TikTok, that he may become a co-host of the podcast on that dreaded platform.
Pete Davidson
Poor Pete Davidson used to be sad, because he was super successful, and sleeping with gorgeous celebrities, AND THAT’S ALL THE PRESS WOULD TALK ABOUT.
Imagine winning the lottery, and complaining.
Jesus.
Farmers
They voted overwhelmingly for Trump, and now they’re going bankrupt in record numbers.
Who could have seen this coming, except for anyone and everyone with an IQ higher than that of a potato(e)?
Automakers
The tariffs have wiped out profits from pretty much every automaker.
Good job, everyone!
Also: inflation is going up.
Again.
Who saw that coming, except for… Well, you know how that sentence ends.
Playboy
How is it still a company?
Apparently they’re moving their headquarters from California to Florida, but no one has any clue what they produce.
After that, technical difficulties destroy the podcast.
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Star Wars
—Taiwan/China
00:00 Introductions
02:23 China & Taiwan
10:33 Gina Carano
35:30 French Farmers
45:08 Teddy Bridgewater
Introduction: TikTok is the absolute worst.
Taiwan
Out of nowhere, Jake makes a joke about how/why TikTok sucks, and for reasons no one understands, we go down a path of “Is Taiwan part of China, or it’s own country?”
Gina Carano & Disney
A block of wood took on Disney… and won!
Disney fired Gina Carano from The Mandalorian, and instead of staying quiet about why, they thumped their corporate chest and told the world she wasn’t woke enough.
Well, Gina sued, and Disney settled out of court.
This opener leads to a long discussion of all things…
Star Wars
Both hosts ask why it’s so popular, given that it’s a couple great films surrounded by complete garbage.
(Except for Andor, which is fantastic.)
Somehow, nathan manages to rope in KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park.
France
French farmers sprayed liquid manure all over squatters on their land, and the video is glorious.
From here, a side discussion of horrible drivers ensues.
Teddy Bridgewater
The man is kind, and tried doing something nice for kids in need, and was punished for it.
The world we live in, ladies and gentlemen.
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans
—Hulk Hogan
—Kamala Harris
00:00 Introductions
07:55 Modern English
09:22 Thailand vs. Cambodia
11:29 The Washington Redskins
13:47 Sydney Sweeney
26:16 Kamala Harris
32:58 Buddhist Monks
35:21 Derek Huffman
41:03 The Economy
Hulk Hogan
Jake’s dad passed away, but so did a famous, racist, philandering wrestler. The Idiots make fun of Gawker, and how their insistence on airing a video no one wanted to see cost them everything.
Also: nathan called it!
When the Hulkster died, he texted Jake, “Man, Hooters is gonna be hurting now…”
AND TWO DAYS LATER, THAT WAS THE NEWS!
You really need to listen to us, because we’re on top of things.
Modern English
nathan has done more for that band recently than anyone else.
How?
Tune in for the answer.
Thailand vs. Cambodia
Did you know they went to war?
Don’t worry, no one did.
We only found out about it after a ceasefire was reached.
The Washington Football Team
The Commanders is absolutely, 100%, the dumbest name in all of football, and they chose it willingly.
Well, Donald Trump wants their old name back…
Or, at least he did for two seconds, while trying to distract people from the fact he’s in the Epstein Files.
Sydney Sweeney
Sydney is probably the most shrewd businesswoman out there.
Oh, you don’t like my bathwater ad?
Well, let’s quadruple down on my looks…
She’s taking things to the bank.
Her next 5 movies could flop, and she’ll still have a better cashflow than a Nigerian Prince.
(Seriously, he only needs $2,000 in order to release his $10,000,000)
Both sides are shouting, because that’s what both sides do.
Kamala Harris
The former VP and once nominee of the Democratic Party says “the system is broken…”
YA THINK?
The idiots laugh at the fact that she’s not only a product of the broken system, she’s part of it.
—A couple weeks back, Buddhist Monks made the news for getting it on with a local lady of the evening…
Turns out, they’re all testing positive for meth!
Man, Buddhist Monks know how to party.
Derek Huffman
You can stop the search, we found the absolute dumbest person on the planet…
Derek Huffman moved his family to Russia, because the U.S. of A. was becoming too gay.
Now he’s on the front lines of the Ukraine invasion.
Hopefully, things work out for the best of humanity.
The Economy
Rut-ro, turns out that a fake billionaire who bankrupted a handful of businesses might not be that smart.
Before the 2024 election, over 20 Nobel Prize Winning Economists came out and said Kamala had the better plan.
Now, employment is stagnating, inflation is rising, and things are on the precipice of really taking a dive.
Who saw this coming, save for everyone with an IQ higher than that of a turnip?
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Well, we’ve never missed a week before.
We record over Christmas, Easter… Hell, each and every holiday.
When other podcasts go on break, we keep on keeping on.
But, this week, Jake lost a parent.
Thing is, he would’ve recorded anyway, if not for the logistics of it all.
So, a tale of loss to hold you over until we can go back to mocking everything.
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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—The Coldplay Couple
—Iran
—Jeffrey Epstein
00:00 Introductions
00:55 Coldplay
08:01 Iran
14:33 Thailand
19:47 Jeffrey Epstein
30:52 The Mortician
40:42 Billy Joel
—nathan avoided burping into the microphone. Someone give him an award.
—Coldplay can sell out stadiums! Who knew??
Just another testament to America’s acceptance of bland entertainment. Acceptance, embracing!
Anyway, Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and the company’s HR chief Kristin Cabot are in love! And not with their spouses.
What better way to carry on an affair than to go into a public stadium with 50,000 people.
(Seriously, though, how does Coldplay fill stadiums?)
—A few weeks back, our Cheeto in Charge bombed Iran. Initial assessments were that we did very little to deter Iran’s nuclear ambitions. Now that the intelligence agencies have had time to really study things, we find…
…we did very little to deter Iran’s nuclear ambitions.
But, hey!
We stopped talking about whatever it was Trump had screwed up at the time, right?
Squirrel!
—Buddhist Monks showed priests how it’s done! They had sex with an AGE APPROPRIATE WOMAN.
(Not, you know, young boys.)
As nathan says on the podcast: can we just stop pretending humans don’t like sex?
—It’s the story we can’t escape: Donald Trump covering not just his own well-documented involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, the horrific pedo.
The only way Trump will fall is if it comes from within his own cult; will this be a bridge too far for them?
Nothing else was.
Will the harm of children finally be enough for them?
Doubtful, but we’ll see.
—Spoiler Alert: Jake tells about ALL the crazy that happens on the HBO Documentary, The Mortician.
It. Is. Insane.
—No spoilers here: nathan recommends the new Billy Joel doc on HBO.
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This week on the ‘cast, we discuss
—Jeffrey Epstein
—Elon Musk
—Zorhan Mamdani
00:00 Introductions
08:33 Jeffrey Epstein
20:07 Alex Jones
24:29 Zorhan Mamdani
37:46 Elon Musk
43:48 Cedar Point
—Up front, we talk YouTube troubles, and AI.
Jake had massive problems with the Verizon Wireless chatbot, which sent him all over town looking for a router.
Also: Elon Musk’s Gronk has been programmed to spew hate.
Shocking, considering the source.
(Oh, wait…)
—All MAGA world wanted was a client list, and answers about Jeffrey’s self-departure from this world.
All they got was a big, fat, nothing.
Shocking, that a man that visited the island multiple times would want to cover things up.
Even funnier that some people who were all in on Epstein have shifted gears to protect Dear Leader.
—On the bright side of things, the coverup brought Alex Jones to tears.
Everyone’s favorite conspiracy theorist, and man who owes millions of dollars to parents whose lives he upended with his lies and hate, was all in on the Epstein files.
This latest blow made him cry in his car, and the rest of us laugh.
—Fox News, the fair and balanced take on things that was sued for lying about Election 2020 and paid out almost $800 million because of it, is back at it, only this time, more carefully.
Zorhan said something overly progressive, that maybe social workers should take care of homeless problems, not cops, and that’s fine…
But he also suggested social workers handle domestic violence calls.
Yeah… no.
Oh well.
The right has to latch on to whatever they can, because they can’t use merit-based reporting to push their agenda.
—Noted a-hole and ruiner of all things good Elon Musk has formed his own political party.
Why?
Because he’s a petty, vindictive person.
And, hopefully, that will help swing an election in the favor of good!
All he’s going to pull are fringe MAGA morons, so…
Fingers crossed he pours $300 million into defeating any handpicked Trump candidate in the midterms.
—Last week, someone with more passion than brain cells took offense to nathan’s description of Cedar Point, and left a comment.
nathan fires back with what the kids call facts.
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00:00 Introductions
09:57 Puff Daddy Verdict
19:57 Bryan Kohberger
22:24 The Big Beautiful Bill
29:04 TikTok
37:09 Sneak Preview
—Cedar Point… Is it worth it? Sadly, no.
The rollercoasters are fun, but the cost is too high for what you get.
Jake likes Adventureland, Iowa’s answer to Six Flags.
(Jake doesn’t like Field of Dreams, because he has no soul.)
—Sean P. Diddy Combs was found…
Partially guilty.
Guilty on some counts, not on others.
And what happens next?
We turn to celebrities, to see what they think!
—Murderer Bryan Kohberger took a selfie at the scene of the crime.
Do we have to put him in prison for life?
Can’t we just take him out back and pull an Old Yeller?
—Welp, Trump got what he wanted: tax breaks for billionaires, cuts to human services…
America: finally great again.
—nathan has gone viral!
Last time it was a joke about marriage, this time it’s the noting of the horrible cymbal crash in the Modern English song, “I Melt With You.”
—Jake tells us all to watch “The Mortician,” on HBO.
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00:00 Introductions
00:33 Zorhan Mamdani
10:06 Natalie Imbruglia
13:54 Iran
17:46 Chip Caray
27:40 Hetero Awesome Fest
31:15 Impeach Trump!
—Introductions: Hellos to you.
—New York City didn’t elect a new mayor, nathan got that wrong. But, Zohran Mamdani won the primary on the Democratic side of things
—In a shocking news update, Natalie Imbruglia doesn’t look the same at age 50 that she did at age 23!
—Iran was on track to be a less-threatening country thanks to Obama, but Trump’s insecurities got the better of him, and now it’s a poop-show.
Also: Tulsi Gabbard is a sad, sad brown nosing sycophant. But we all knew that.
—Cardinal’s broadcaster Chip Caray made a mistake during a game, and crybaby morons were upset.
The world we live in, everyone.
—Speaking of insecure crybabies, Mark Fitzpatrick put together ‘Hetero Awesome Fest’ to drown out the urges in his loins, and no one showed up.
—Oh, Democrats… when has impeachment silliness ever worked in your favor?
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00:00 Introductions
01:20 Surviving Ohio State
17:17 OceanGate
35:09 Cruz vs. Carlson
44:48 Trump Phone
45:21 Immigration & ICE
46:42 Mike Lindell
—Introductions: A brief touch on the weather, because small talk is wonderful up front.
—Surviving Ohio State: Wow, Jim Jordan is one of the worst people on the planet. It’s one thing to be mentally deranged, and therefore a pedo, but Jim Jordan is a pedo protector, and that’s almost worst.
At least if you’re into harming others, you can be written off as a sociopath. There’s something genuinely wrong with you; you’re not all there mentally.
But Jim Jordan protects pesos for political advancement.
He’s just a gross human being all around.
Oh, and… Yeah. Ohio State University covered up sexual assault for decades, and still refuses to pay any victims.
Insane.
—OceanGate: As we all know, the Titan submersible imploded in 2023, killing a megalomaniac CEO (no loss), a couple billionaires (no loss), and a kid (tragic, that his dad got him killed).
But damn… there were signs every single step of the way that this was going to fail.
And yet, people continued on until the eventual happened.
The world we live in.
—Ted Cruz vs. Tucker Carlson: “Ted Cruz has done a lot of horrible things in his life, but the worst has to be making Tucker Carlson a voice of reason.”
That’s the best tweet I saw regarding the Tucker Carlson/Ted Cruz interview.
Cruz wants to bomb Iran, which, by the time this aired, had already happened.
News moves fast…
—Trump Phone: They claim it’s made in the USA, but that’s impossible. Not that truth has ever mattered to a MAGA moron. They’ll buy the garbage because they’re stupid.
—Immigration & ICE: TACO, “Trump Always Chickens Out.” Apparently he’s finally figuring out that immigrants are necessary workers. All it took was his multi-millionaire corporate friends telling him they profit off the backs of migrants.
—Mike Lindell: Noted a-hole and mustache enthusiast My Pillow Guy lost in court, again. It’d be nice if something deserving (prison, cancer) actually happened to him.
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00:00 Introductions
01:45 Hulk Hogan
10:30 Military Parade
17:34 Poland Pulls Out
23:03 RFK
38:49 Haley Joel Osment
—What’s better, driving during the day, or overnight?
—Hulk Hogan is going to save America. He’s already put out a (probably) watered down version of “beer” (Germany would probably have something to say about it), and now that parent company wants to buy Hooters.
Hooters!
Misleading advertising and bad food almost killed you, but a wrestler with CTE (alleged) is trying to save you.
God bless.
(Also: why is Amy Winehouse lauded, while Smash Mouth is a punchline? A discussion is had.)
—Corporal Bone Spurs threw himself a military parade, and the dumbest of the dumb lapped it up.
“Why wouldn’t a man who insulted Gold Star families and called members of the military suckers deserve a military parade?”
Whatever.
—Modern Warfare isn’t just a video game, it’s a reality.
Ukraine showed the world what can be done with inexpensive drones, and with that, Poland said, “Expensive U.S. military helicopters? Pass.”
What will the Military Industrial Complex do now?
—RFK is trying to make America healthy again, and he’s doing so by killing people.
Measles is back, maybe Smallpox and Polio won’t be far behind.
—OK, Haley Joel… ya got blackout drunk, and you called a police officer both an anti-semitic slur, AND a naughty German soldier circa 1930 - 1944.
Which is it??
You can’t mix those two; they’re polar opposites.
Also: what’s better, Celsius, or Monster?
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