00:00 Introductions
00:33 Zorhan Mamdani
10:06 Natalie Imbruglia
13:54 Iran
17:46 Chip Caray
27:40 Hetero Awesome Fest
31:15 Impeach Trump!
—Introductions: Hellos to you.
—New York City didn’t elect a new mayor, nathan got that wrong. But, Zohran Mamdani won the primary on the Democratic side of things
—In a shocking news update, Natalie Imbruglia doesn’t look the same at age 50 that she did at age 23!
—Iran was on track to be a less-threatening country thanks to Obama, but Trump’s insecurities got the better of him, and now it’s a poop-show.
Also: Tulsi Gabbard is a sad, sad brown nosing sycophant. But we all knew that.
—Cardinal’s broadcaster Chip Caray made a mistake during a game, and crybaby morons were upset.
The world we live in, everyone.
—Speaking of insecure crybabies, Mark Fitzpatrick put together ‘Hetero Awesome Fest’ to drown out the urges in his loins, and no one showed up.
—Oh, Democrats… when has impeachment silliness ever worked in your favor?
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
Find Jake at @jakevevera
Find nathan at nathantimmel.com