This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Circumcision
— Super Bowl Halftime Show
—Lisa Catalano
00:00 Introductions
01:59 Circumcision
10:11 Super Bowl Halftime Show
24:23 Lisa Catalano
35:15 Puff Daddy
36:05 Conversion Therapy
Circumcision
RFK Jr. is at it again: if there’s a culprit behind the rise of autism, he’ll absolutely ignore it in order to make nonsensical arguments.
This week: if you have a normal-looking wiener, then you’re autistic.
Because logic.
(It’s another attack on Tylenol, who for some reason hasn’t sued yet.)
Super Bowl Halftime Show
Speaker Mike Johnson—a fake Christian who ignores the teachings of Jesus in order to offer fealty to a bigger piece of human excrement than Chad was at the end of Weird Science—has never heard of Bad Bunny, but still thinks he’s a bad choice for the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
Mike’s choice?
Lee Greenwood.
The man is as stupid as he is cruel.
Lisa Catalano
Lisa is a single woman who had an idea: what if, instead of wasting her time on dating apps, she took out a billboard promoting her “I wanna get married!” website?
For some reason, she’s getting hate mail.
Should she get mocked?
Absolutely!
Hate mail?
No.
That’s absurd.
Puff Daddy
Will Trump pardon P. Diddy? Sean Combs? Diddy? Whatever he’s calling himself these days?
God, I hope so.
I think it’d be funny.
Conversion Therapy
The Supreme Court says that people can use conversion therapy in order to help people pray the gay away.
It doesn’t work, it’s stupid, it’s trying to alter who someone is in order to have them worship an imaginary sky being, but whatever.
So, Jake and nathan are on board.
In fact, they’re going to become conversion therapists!
Because why not?
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