This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Cracker Barrel
—Male Cheerleaders
—The Pulse Memorial
00:00 Introductions
02:02 Cracker Barrel
11:42 Male Cheerleaders
19:54 Pulse Memorial
26:44 Carnival Cruise Lines
29:23 Jussie Smollett
34:04 Mr. Beast
38:28 Gavin Newsom
Cracker Barrel
The news doesn’t get much bigger than this… Cracker Barrel has gone WOKE! Woke I say!
They changed their logo, and even though no one on the left was talking about the restaurant chain in any way, shape or form, the right still threw a hissy fit to the Gods.
Because that’s what the right does, they throw hissy fits over big nothings.
Crybabies.
Male Cheerleaders
Speaking of the right throwing hissy fits, the Minnesota Vikings decided to go all in on dumb and hire male cheerleaders.
Um, why?
What’s the point?
Who does this appeal to?
Pulse Memorial
Florida really is the worst state.
That’s all there is to it.
When the State Government decides to take action and paint over a memorial in a City Jurisdiction to erase a tragedy just because gay people were involved…
I can’t even really make a joke here.
I mean, I do on the recording, but still…
F-you, Florida.
(We also discuss the collapsing U.S. tourism industry. Thanks, Trump!)
Carnival Cruise Lines
A new boycott is brewing, and it’s because “racism.”
Or, is it just perceived racism?
Or is it invented “racism?”
Jussie Smollett
He’s back, baby!
The land of no shame cashes in on everything.
Mr. Beast
Once again, he’s doing right by the world, and once again, crybabies are crying.
Sophie Rain donated $1,000,000 to a clean water campaign, and people who live in their parent’s basement complained.
Because that’s the world we live in.
Gavin Newsom
He’s trolling the hell out of conservatives, and they’re whining and crying and don’t see the blatant irony.
Go figure.
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