We may have lost count of the episodes, but we haven’t lost our edge. In this week’s chaos, Jenny’s deep in Amazon storefront territory (send help, she bought jelly shoes), and Chelsea’s laser-focused on race strategy—from gear layouts to what she’s wearing to avoid mid-triathlon wardrobe malfunctions. We’re talking LTK, influencer impact, grandma overload (why are they always giving us bags of things?), and whether buying into the aesthetic is worth the price tag. Chelsea issues a formal calendar-marked apology to Carrie, Jenny picks piercings over tattoos, and we ask the big question: is it menopause, or are we dying?
Also: The Good American Family is giving everything, Mary joining Traitors is wild, the RHOC reunion is about to be pure chaos, and someone had the audacity to eat Jenny’s sandwich. Press play for a little racing grit, a some retail therapy, and a lot of snark.
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St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans were in full swing—probably not a great listen for little kids, so plan accordingly! March flew by, and we’re here to catch up on all the chaos. Chelsea’s workout schedule is wild, her dog is faking an injury, and her daughter has zero filter (and a knack for trickery). Meanwhile, Jenny’s pup had a full-blown anxiety attack from a thunderstorm—meds might be in his future. We talk workouts (Jenny may have overdone it), the mind warp of time speeding up as we age, and the never-ending debate on when to settle down and have kids. Plus, reality TV drama, Lisa Barlow’s sponsorship spree, and the absolute filth that was 90s/2000s hip-hop. Oh, and WTF is Cameo, and who’s really making bank on it? Tune in for all the snark, laughs, and maybe an unpaid ad for the Aura Ring.
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We may be on the edge of millennial territory, but let’s be clear—we are NOT millennials (we have the joint pain to prove it). This week, Chelsea is deep into the Aaron Rodgers Enigma documentary, while Jenny attempted to discuss Gabby Petito but got wildly derailed (classic). We also dive into White Lotus, the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the absolute chaos that is reality TV fashion (seriously, who is dressing these people?). Plus, more housewives gossip, Traitors drama, and Southern Charm nonsense. Buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride.
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We’re actually on episode 41 (unlike what was said in the episode—math is hard). This week, we’re diving into the important things in life: siblings trying to kill each other, Jenny finding a new gym home (where she was forced to run), and why she and Chelsea would be the ultimate team if races were divided into cardio vs. weights.
Also on the agenda: the art of vacation planning (or lack thereof), Chelsea’s cruise strategy (balancing meticulous schedules with YOLO moments), and the ultimate test of nerves—Jenny’s boys are driving now. Plus, the eternal debate: do you navigate with cardinal directions like a pioneer or just rely on your phone like a normal person?
We’ve got Optavia gossip, a podcast rec ("Blink"), and some Yellowstone chatter (Carrie, this one's for you). And finally, the moment you didn’t know you needed—an all-out listener death match. Who comes out on top? Tune in to find out!
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This week, we dive into the hard-hitting topics: Why is Jenny addicted to VR puzzles? Is Chelsea’s youngest an ancient soul? How did a woman in 1770 have 69 children (and who took her Guinness World Record photo)? Also, Poshmark’s shipping prices are out of control, California has too many seasons, and why haven’t we invented protein cubes yet? Plus, Chelsea’s triathlon training (why?!), Jenny’s new gym home, a rogue UPS driver, and the secret to big arms (spoiler: triceps matter). Buckle up, it’s a wild ride.
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This week, we’re spiraling over Scamanda on Hulu, reliving the toxic chaos of America’s Next Top Model, and taking a nostalgic detour into the most aggressively '80s girl names. Plus, baseball season is almost here, and somehow, we’re still paying way too much for 57 streaming services we don’t even watch.
We break down the Super Bowl—commercials, halftime shows, and why Kendrick just couldn’t top 2022’s Dr. Dre, Snoop, and 50 Cent masterpiece. Chelsea’s 7-year-old has some questions about that Dove commercial (what exactly is chasing that girl?!), and we confirm that, yes, Chelsea still hates Tom Brady.
On the beauty and fashion front, Jenny tests a lip stain, we talk color palettes and finding your colors, and debate whether we’re all just too informed and need to log off and create instead of scrolling ourselves into oblivion. Also, big news: our first episode is officially on YouTube!
Dose of Reality: Teddi Mellencamp’s medical saga, the latest Southern Charm mess, and RHOBH’s Dorit and Kyle struggling. Plus, let's put together a Housewives “Guess Who?” game and remind everyone to have “the day they deserve.”
Other highlights:
It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and it’s exactly what you need. Tune in!
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We’re back from the depths of sickness and ready to overanalyze everything—because, honestly, we’re sick of being too informed about health and nutrition. This week, we’re unpacking Wonka (again), Beyoncé’s latest Grammy win, and the never-ending drama of Kanye, Taylor Swift’s legs, and why TikTok is disappearing. Jenny gives us a peek into her way too many pairs of pants, Chelsea navigates family trusts, and we question why some people have their Hulu password saved like it’s top-secret government intel. We’re also ranting about The Traitors, Scamanda, and the absolute madness of family vloggers (looking at you, Ruby Frankie). Oh, and can podcasts please stop ambushing us with ads? Like, at least give us transition music! Don’t forget to like, share, and shout out our moms—they deserve it.
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In this wildly relatable, slightly chaotic episode, we cover all the essentials of life as we continue to creep into our ahem mid-40s. From Monday-off energy and Meta Quest Beat Saber battles to side-eyeing TikTok liars (seriously, “stay-at-home daughter”?) and RHOSLC’s Britani’s cringe-inducing dance video, we’ve got opinions, rants, and laughs.
We’ll tackle hard-hitting questions like:
• How do people make actual money by posting their lives online? (Asking for a friend.)
• Who in our friend group is most likely to buy a boat—and can we convince them to?
• Can we win The Amazing Race? Totes obviously
Plus, we recap a recent trip to Half Moon Bay, debate pilot lessons, and dream of living on the ocean.
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Welcome to Jacked, Tan and Snarky the ultimate guide to navigating life’s dumpster fire with a healthy dose of snark. This week, we’re ringing in the new year by diving into deprivation tanks, and questioning why our internal clocks insist we’re still 26.
From the chaos of carving out alone time during Christmas to surviving family we’re hitting it all. We’re also tackling New Year’s goals—decluttering (aka procrastinating), Dry January stupidity, and plugging in our phones to reclaim screen-free sanity. Plus, we’ll explore how puzzles, knitting (and quitting knitting), and barn cats fit into the untethered madness.
Want more? Let’s chat free association singing, Jiu Jitsu with kids, rotting squirrels in mason jars (for science!), and how drinking at 6 a.m. can still be a vibe. Oh, and there’s a shout-out to Sue (mom goals), Matt (cruise bets FTW), and the most questionable gym equipment ever invented.
Grab a drink (or don’t, it’s Dry January) and join us for a whirlwind of humor, self-discovery, and maybe even a little book burning (metaphorically, we promise).
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Welcome back to Jacked, tann-ish and definitely snarky, where we dissect the chaos of modern life with wit, wisdom, and just a touch of exhaustion.
This week, we start by shouting out our loyal listeners (hi, Carrie, David, and Jamie—you’re the real MVPs). Then we dive headfirst into Love After Lockup, a show that proves love knows no bounds—or brain cells. From there, we chat about the Yellowstone finale that wasn’t actually a finale, because apparently, dragging things out is a vibe.
We mourn Chelsea’s fallen Christmas tree and shattered ornaments, and observe the superstitious magic of shouting “rabbit rabbit” into the void. Jenny shares a horse story and her unexpected preference for the word “dookie” (we’re nothing if not linguistically inventive), and we delve into the gritty lives of barn cats who could probably take over the world if they cared enough.
There’s also a candid chat about motherhood phases, from craving a last-minute date night to regretting buying a three-row SUV. We unpack the mystery of the TikTok dancer in the snow, recap Wicked with all the dramatic flair it deserves, and take a moment to side-eye Ariana Grande’s dating choices.
To wrap it up, we debate whether thoughtful gifts or cold hard cash win the holidays, and Chelsea has a heartfelt lament about her ever-growing collection of gray hairs. Spoiler alert: aging is a scam.
Pour a drink, get cozy, and join us for an episode that’s equal parts chaos and catharsis.
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We’re back with another wildly relatable and slightly ridiculous episode! Join us as we ramble through topics ranging from the serious to the absurd. We kick things off with a migraine-fueled plea for more naps—because honestly, sleep might just solve everything.
From there, it’s a game show roast session: why we’d epically fail at Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, but maybe dominate Family Feud (survey says?). Plus, our lukewarm attempt to channel Vanna White.
Next stop: Broadway snark. We dissect our Wicked experience, including our candlelight concert adventure and the thrill—or lack thereof—of theater seats. And don’t worry, Real Housewives fans, there’s plenty of hot takes on Lisa Barlow, designer bags, and her inexplicable hatred of fresh Italian food.
Of course, we couldn’t resist a holiday-themed derailment. Expect chats about Christmas plans, Thanksgiving travel, our shiny new couch, and the eternal struggle of Christmas cards (send them? burn them?). We even sprinkle in some septic system woes and old house repair rants, because adulthood is just one glamorous crisis after another.
Finally, we wrap things up with “Campsgiving” plans, Cali rainstorms, and a few too many laughs about Chelsea’s Thanksgiving camping adventure. So grab a snack, maybe a Coach purse (obviously not Lisa Barlow-approved), and join us for a chaotic ride through life’s quirks and snark-worthy.
Minutes (for Carrie):
Intro and talk about migraines
4:10- Nap/sleep more migraine talk
5:32- Slang and Jeapordy and Wheel of Fortune and Price is right (and how much we’d suck at them)
8:52- Family feud
10:11- Wicked
11:09- Candle Light Concert
11:37- Seats at Wicked
12:04- Real Housewives
33:14- Christmas plans (Chelsea's new couch)
36:00- Christmas cards
37:00- Thanksgiving plans and travel
38:41- Cali rain storm
40:41- Septic systems and old house repairs
45:00- Chelsea’s Thanksgiving camping plans
45:40- RHOSLC Lisa Barlow/Coach purse
49:50- Lisa Barlow hates fresh Italian food
50:23- Campsgiving/Thanksgiving
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In this episode, we dive headfirst into the chaos that is our collective exhaustion from *daylight saving time* (yes, it’s “saving,” not “savings”—get it right or get out). We’ll chat about sleep hacks that probably won’t work but make us feel productive, and the cold plunge trend that has everyone pretending to be Vikings for better recovery.
Then, we unpack my latest gym crisis, and outsourcing fitness to ChatGPT, because apparently that’s a thing. We’ll also dissect the latest *Real Housewives of Salt Lake City* drama and why Lisa’s diet should be declared a national emergency.
And of course, we’ll touch on the annual madness of decorating for Christmas, complete with bribing the kids to hang ornaments with promises of In-N-Out’s free hot cocoa. More festive meltdowns to come—stay tuned!
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Ever wonder what’s rattling around in your hosts' heads, like an endless scroll of open tabs? From nostalgic naps and the bittersweet reality of our 40s to griping about slang and the baffling sounds we’ve apparently lost the ability to hear—it's all here. We tackle your notifications overload and ‘chimp crazy’ moments (yes, they *still* should live in the fucking wild Tonia).
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Buckle up for a whirlwind episode where we *attempt* to stay on topic but definitely don’t. We kick off with some baseball talk (because Chelsea is legally obligated), then somehow find ourselves talking about Celine Dion and Ariana Grande’s SNL commercial because why wouldn’t we? We Stan SNL for once, but don’t worry Bravo fans, you don’t miss our Real Housewives hot takes.
Then, we take a pit stop into the chaotic world of Joe Rogan before diving into podcasts about doctors you *definitely* don’t want operating on you
We wrap it all up with a little shopping trip to PA, where we embrace our inner basics and all that comes with it. You’re welcome.
Show minutes (don't get used to it- lol):
Into and Baseball talk
10:35 Football talk
13:05 Celine Dion/Arianna Grande NFL/UFC commercial
13:58 SNL
15:25 Chimp Crazy
17:43 Real Housewives
23:36 Listener feedback- all in good fun!
24:49 Joe Rogan
26:36 Podcasts- Dr Miracle/Dr Death
30:32 Con-artists like Robert Gerardi
33:40 Chelsea apologizes to Jenny
34:39 Halloween
41:55 Movies: mostly scary stuff
45:03 Thanksgiving
49:09 Cooking/elderly hobbies & visiting with Beverly and Jack
55:40 Geoff/Jeff/Shawn/Sean/Shawn
56:32 Wicked Stanley
1:01 Being basic and shopping in PA
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In this episode, we’re bringing the heat—literally and figuratively. The weather’s so hot it feels like we’re living on the sun, but that’s nothing compared to the outrageous fashion choices from the Real Housewives. Speaking of bad decisions, let's talk about Optavia, the latest dispatch from cray town has arrived. Oh, and teens—they’re everywhere, and they’re all up in your business. We’ve got rants, laughs, and the brutal truth. Grab your water (and maybe some SPF), it’s about to get spicy.
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In this episode, we're diving into the cringe and glory of watching yourself on reality TV—because nothing says *peak vanity* like critiquing your own facial expressions on the small screen. While we’re at it, we’ll talk about the real heroes of our screen time: our favorite podcasts that keep us sane. Then, it’s time for the ultimate end of summer guilty pleasure— Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Grab your popcorn and your best side-eye, because we’re unpacking drama, delusion, and everything in between.
Tune in for the snark, stay for the side-eye.
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This week, we’re decoding the baffling world of teenager abbreviations —because why say "that sucks for you" when you can say "TSFY" and yeet your credibility out the window? But that's not all! We’ll also take a front-row seat to the latest reality TV trainwreck, where people make questionable decisions, and we pretend it's "unscripted." Oh, and if you've been waiting for your next financial disaster, there's a shiny new MLM scam ready to take your savings while promising you the world (or at least a handful of casino coins.
Tune in for the snark, stay for the side-eye.
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In this episode, we’re diving into the wild world of gym etiquette—because yes, someone needs to tell you not to hog the squat rack for Instagram selfies. From dodging the guy who has his special workout shirt on, to nutrition that actually fuels women (hint: it’s more than salad and air) y’all need more protein. We’ll also take a cold plunge into the latest fitness trends, because apparently, freezing your brown fat is the new hot thing. And, of course, workout fashion—because you can’t crush PRs in tragic leggings.
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Dive into our latest episode where we recount the summer shenanigans that made us question our life choices—like cramming into an RV for a "relaxing" trip, and surviving endless summer with our kids. We also debate how long you should wear your medal before it gets weird, applaud the athletes who risked it all in the Seine River, and ponder the practicality of Olympic skateboarding and triathlon bike courses. Join us as we celebrate (and mildly roast) those who actually accomplished their summer goals.
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Welcome to our Maycember episode where we're living our #momlife and recording at the salon with our favorite hairdresser, Kristen. Come along with us as we do what all ladies do in the hair dresser's chair, we talk about life. Topics include: Touching grass, camping in an RV, a little reality tv chat, enjoying frosting, gluten free foods and a couple stylist stories at the end. Enjoy!
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