We may have lost count of the episodes, but we haven’t lost our edge. In this week’s chaos, Jenny’s deep in Amazon storefront territory (send help, she bought jelly shoes), and Chelsea’s laser-focused on race strategy—from gear layouts to what she’s wearing to avoid mid-triathlon wardrobe malfunctions. We’re talking LTK, influencer impact, grandma overload (why are they always giving us bags of things?), and whether buying into the aesthetic is worth the price tag. Chelsea issues a formal calendar-marked apology to Carrie, Jenny picks piercings over tattoos, and we ask the big question: is it menopause, or are we dying?

Also: The Good American Family is giving everything, Mary joining Traitors is wild, the RHOC reunion is about to be pure chaos, and someone had the audacity to eat Jenny’s sandwich. Press play for a little racing grit, a some retail therapy, and a lot of snark.

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