Lauren’s gone to bed after an hour of technical hell, leaving Caleb and Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to hold down the fort for a true boys’ night. The mics finally work, the women are gone, and the conversation immediately derails into a perfect storm of filth and philosophy.

What starts with flight anxiety and hatred for Kevin Smith, collapses into traphouse handies, and a long, disturbing meditation on the art of long distance pissing. By the end, we’ve covered the ethics of eating people, sink etiquette, and whether burning a steak past welldone should be a punishable by death

Also inside:

– Kevin Smith’s shitty beard

– Shitbag Corey and his legendary betrayal– The aerodynamics of piss distance and technique

– NyQuil addiction

The movie didn’t matter....hell, nothing did. Just two men, too much time, and a conversation that should’ve stayed between them and a therapist.

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Caleb and Lauren kick off the holiday season with talk of seasonal depression, Popeyes Cajun turkeys, and why New Year’s Eve should be abolished. After losing a Twitch stream and a Spotify episode to “terms of service violations,” Weedcap Radio packs up and heads for the Wild West of the internet, the Clever Name Podcast website, home of free speech, big clits, and bad decisions.

Then it’s on to Amy’s Orgasm (aka Amy’s O), a forgotten 2001 rom com about a feminist author who hates men until she meets a shock jock that makes Howard Stern look like an NPR host. Between dissecting the film’s nipple politics and the economics of early 2000s trash cinema, Caleb and Lauren somehow find time to found a new political movement, Social Lesbianism, and discuss whether society could survive free range tiddies.

It’s a blend of holiday melancholy, censorship paranoia, and feminist film studies the way only Weedcap Radio could deliver it.

We sit down with Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to watch Under Siege 2, but like every other episode, the movie barely matters. Instead, we talk about getting banned from the hub for hate speech, Playboy centerfolds, and the weird economy of Canadian rub-and-tugs.

Somewhere between debating Steven Seagal’s CIA fantasies and arguing about how to pronounce “Buscemi,” we spiral into 11 pound babies ,Canadian battle rap, and testicular horror stories. Ryan reveals that his sixty-year-old dad is doing OnlyFans which, quite frankly, shook us to our core. Speaking of the core, Ryan has some advice on shooting ropes.

Also inside:

– Steven Seagal or Canadian Government Official? (yes, they both wear kimonos)

– The rise and fall of “geezer teaser” straight-to-DVD action movies

– A working theory on why Jerry Seinfeld seems asexual while Kramer definitely lays the pipe

-The ins and outs of the Amazon position

We went in for Steven Seagal on a train, but what we got was three people trapped in a conversation about nuts, adult movies, and that magic button in you that makes you grip sheets.

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We kick things off with a Baltimore blackout story (shout out to BGE for folding under the lightest drizzle known to man) and a very special Shyamalan style twist: Caleb commits to finishing 80 ounces of malt liquor before the episode ends.

Enter St. Ides: the malt liquor that smells like corn, tastes like battery corrosion, and, according to the ATF, was once marketed directly to children.

Somewhere between gagging on notes of rubbing alchol/chowder and debating whether Batman’s parents were killed by muggers or vampire bats, we also manage to cover Dangerous Animals (2025). Jai Courtney stars as a shark bite survivor turned boat dwelling serial killer, luring tourists into his cage diving scam and feeding them to sharks while recording the footage like a freak. Lauren patiently explains the plot while Caleb wrestles with St. Ides induced visions of his liver smoking a cigarette while sobbing.

Also inside:

– Why living on a boat automatically makes you suspicious

– People posting about prostate play on reddit

– The lost art of serial killing in the age of cell tower pings and facial recognition

– Workplace horror stories that rival the shark attacks onscreen

It’s part malt liquor tasting, part survival horror recap, and all mayhem.

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The movie this week is The Departed, chosen by the legend Crack Amico himself. Within moments we’re off into Leonardo DiCaprio’s bizarre bedroom rituals (earbuds in, podcast on, vape cloud rising) .

A tissue break later, we’re deep in Boston accents that play like a Dunkin’ Donuts ad, and the homoerotic scrums of rugby.

From there, we imagine a Baltimore remake where Alec Baldwin yells about diabetic test strips instead of microchips, debate whether Nicholson’s dildo was ever in the script (spoiler: he brought it from home), and get lost in the IMDB trivia rabbit hole of Wahlberg attacking extras with kendo sticks. Then, Nicholson’s Lakers courtside energy bleeds into his robe-and-lobster lifestyle and we establish that ball is life.

We close with Crack Amico on music, sobriety, Marlboro Blacks as the working man’s cigarette, chasing a closet full of silk robes and kimonos, and plotting his first studio album. It's an insightful look into one of the best artists out right now and you don't want to miss it.

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The movie this week is Together (2025).

We start with a heartfelt eulogy and the painful reality of the world we now live in. Caleb declares it a national tragedy while Lauren tries (and fails) to keep him on track.

We talk about:

– Dave Franco playing a Mac DeMarco-type hipster who refuses to lay pipe

– Alison Brie as a teacher in the worst small-town school imaginable

- Why body horror movies are just “artistic Jackass”

- Punk bands, stolen vans, and the eternal ick of local music scenes

– Whether teachers really deserve war-hero status

– A surprise call

It’s disgusting, chaotic, and kind of beautiful, just like Together.

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We kick off the new Thursday night schedule and dive straight into 2007’s cult oddity Teeth. Caleb relives his decemberunderground phase, Lauren tries to explain vagina dentata without making it sound like an Italian dish, and both of us wonder why anyone would trust a male gynecologist.

We talk about:

-Why psychological thrillers suck

-The lost art of gas station water pipes and mutton chops you need a butt chin to pull off

-Full Bush taxonomy, lockboxes in the woods, and Caleb’s Vietnam-level flashbacks

-How Teeth turns its abstinence princess heroine into a full-on vagilante

-Prince Alberts, prosthetic dicks made of sugar, and a very hungry dog

Then the voicemails start rolling in and we get some opinionated takes on Kevin Smith, Adam Sandler, and Ernest P. Worrell before we take a dark turn and explore the inner mind of a blue cross employee/magician named Dick Crudite

It’s a mix of trauma, trivia, and too much genital talk. basically another week at weedcap radio

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A brand new intro song courtesy of Crack Amico, some long weekend wake and bake energy, and an accidental deep dive into Bruce Willis’ dementia, marriage vows, and whether his “hammer” still works. Caleb also pitches his business plan for “Caleb’s Creative Care,” an assisted living facility that’s basically the Bunny Ranch for dementia patients.

We talk about:

• ​Killer Joe (2011), a movie that throws bush and big naturals at you in the first five minutes before dragging you through trailers, muffler shops, and Matthew McConaughey’s most unhinged performance
• ​Gina Gershon’s legendary Merkin collection and why you might be throwing away $60 in pubes every time you shave
• ​Bruce Willis’ oddly dark mushroom tip (yes, it comes up)
• ​Flea markets, Monster Jam dads, and why living in a double wide with no lamps makes you want to beat your wife
• ​Whether or not McConaughey actually finished during the infamous fried chicken scene

By the end, we’re not sure if Killer Joe is good, but it’s unforgettable and maybe the bleakest KFC ad of all time.

The movie this week is Red Eye (2005)

Episode Starts With:A rant about Google Voice being the downfall of modern America, and Caleb repeatedly insisting he can fix the soundboard with "little tools"

We Talk About:

-Rachel McAdams thinking she’s in a Hallmark rom-com until she’s trapped next to Cillian (Killian? Chillian?) Murphy on a flight from hell

–Cillian Murphy’s jawline as an all-purpose tool, weapon, and possibly sculpture instrument

-Red flags, toxic masculinity, and how “meet-cute” can quickly turn into “hostage situation”

- Politicians, Miami hotels, and why your abuela better not die in Dallas-Fort Worth

-Caleb’s Ruby Tuesday’s days: alcoholic line cooks, busboys named Bart and Chicken Little, and why they referred to Texas Roadhouse as "The Big Show"

-A caller who hasn’t even seen Red Eye but takes us through some finer Cillian Murphy talking points

Episode Ends With: A broken Google Voice line and everyone still agreeing that Cillian Murphy’s piercing blue eyes could carry an entire film on their own.

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the movie this week is come to daddy

we kick things off with a relaxed sunday morning wake & bake, get deep into covid era nostalgia (aka “the best time of caleb’s life”), and a random guy named josh who calls in just to label caleb a “rat son of a bitch”

we talk about:

– elijah wood’s psycho eyes and how hollywood figured out he can go from hobbit to cracked-out gas station lurker in 0.2 seconds

– electronic music djs trying to convince us their wubs are actual music

– father/son bonding via lies, alcoholism, and unsolicited drunk driving tips

other topics include:

– the world’s least practical golden phone

– adam levine texting like a man who’s never seen a naked woman

– the tragic reality of dragging a suitcase through sand like an idiot

final verdict:

elijah wood is simultaneously a sweet baby boy and a red flag factory, the house is a death trap that wouldn’t pass a home inspection, and if your dad tells you to “put your head down and keep on getting it” in reference to drunk driving….it might be time for therapy

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We are now doing shows live on Twitch and spoiler alert: we’re already spiraling.

Starting with oyster shucking, corn talk, and a bitter fight over street cred before tumbling into The Order (2024). Jude Law shows up as an 80s FBI agent with a Ron Swanson mustache, a bum ticker, and a nose that bleeds whenever he gets too intense. There are neo nationalists, Nicholas Hoult brooding, Jurnee Smollett acting, and Marc Maron on the receiving end of a drive by shooting.

Somewhere in there, we deep dive the “Sussy Jussie” Smollett hoax, complete with Nigerians in sandals, which sandwich he was going to order at 2AM, and overtime lawsuits.

Just when the chaos seems to peak, we pitch a Walmart loss prevention epic starring Detective Tony Tortellini, and then the phones light up….A caller from Wisconsin takes over: a toilet salesman with insider knowledge who walks us through the porcelain underworld.

We had a lot of fun doing this one.

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We start off in full chaos mode: new nicknames courtesy of Ron Bennington (“Kay-Leeb from Baltimore” makes his debut), ditching craft beer for Coors Banquet, fantasizing about lifted trucks, and creating a brand-new drinking game called That’s a Racial. Things spiral into police scanner codes, family reunion drama, and the single most revolting Jolly Rancher story ever told.

Eventually we pit two very different movies head-to-head: Kevin Bacon’s bike-messenger fever dream Quicksilver takes on Tim Burton’s bloody musical Sweeney Todd. We argue over best performances, cinematography, soundtracks, and opening scenes, Kevin Bacon’s wheelie skills, and whether meat pies or messenger bags make for a better love story.

It’s 80s stockbroker freedom vs. Victorian throat-slitting, and you decide who rides away the winner.

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this week’s episode opens with a celebration: caleb’s finger infection is (mostly) gone thanks to misused antibiotics and the healing power of coors banquet. we talk diy medical treatment, premature gray hair, and how antibiotics might be the ultimate drinking hack

eventually, we pivot to the usual suspects. a movie we’ve tried to watch seven times, but always fell asleep before the opening credits. we talk about the chaotic production, the real-life horrors behind the camera (yes, it’s a bryan singer/kevin spacey joint), and how benicio del toro farted his way through the most iconic scene in the movie.

other talking points include:

– stephen baldwin being something worse than a predator

– “raper’s delight” as a descriptor for the film set

– scientology conspiracies, including the sea org

– the evolving ethics of john mayer’s butthole obsession

– the upcoming one-year anniversary episode and why we plan to black out for it

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the movie this week is promising young woman

we start with an update on my infected finger (thanks to the cat), a failed trip to the mason dixon family restaurant, and someone trying to break into our house mid-shower.

we talk about:

– bo burnham having some skeletons in his closet like every other alt-comedy guy

– spit fetishes, fondue metaphors, and why you should never trust a doctor

– if a man killing a woman counts as self-defense when she handcuffed him to a bed

other topics include:

– nudes getting leaked

– john mcafee’s deadman switch

– why giant balls require emotional foreplay

– lanky frames

final verdict:

bo burnham has a giant head, carrie mulligan deserved better, and if this is the 23rd best screenplay of the century, we give up.

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for this episode we watched cruel intentions (1999)

this one feels like a real return to our roots. by that, i mean i was hammered on natural ice (the official beer of the weedcap, they just don’t know it yet) and lauren was along for the ride.

join us as we talk about how a guy i work with showed me his finger-sized dong while playing a video on his phone, how ryan phillipe plays a young harvey weinstein in this movie, why nobody should want a virgin, and just how the hell you pronounce “phillipe”.

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this week we watched closer (2004).

a movie so sexy it feels illegal to stream without a cigarette and a robe. natalie portman plays a stripper, jude law plays an insecure chat room fanatic, julia roberts looks like a hungover perfume ad model, and clive owen is packing nine inches of uncut british thunder, and honestly, it shows in every scene.

we talk betrayal, erotic tension, and what this sexy little flick would’ve been like with a David Attenborough voiceover.

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Opus (2025)

this movie could’ve been awesome had they cast someone other than john malkovich to play a former pop star. unfortunately he moves in a way so devoid of rhythm, and so painfully caucasian that we just weren’t buying it.

join us as we talk all things opus, ponder why glory holes only exist in bathrooms, and question why cult leaders always wear silk clothes.

if you’ve seen it, drop your thoughts in the comments please

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This week on The Weedcap, we kick things off with a heartfelt apology for some of our behavior in the last episode.

Then it's straight into the gritty streets of L.A. as we dive into David Ayer’s The Tax Collector.

A film where Shia LaBeouf got a real chest tattoo for a role that shows it for approximately seven seconds. We marvel at the commitment, question the choices, and try (unsuccessfully) to figure out what a prostate actually does. Gang wars, questionable accents, and deep anatomical confusion.

This one's a ride. More specifically, this one's a ride in candy-painted 64' impala with hydraulics and spoke rims.

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this week we watched sinners.

we were very intoxicated for this episode so we also end up talking about plus sized naked and afraid, building the perfect burger, elvis dying on the toilet, and which ethnicity we’d eat if we were vampires.

if you’ve seen it, drop your thoughts in the comments.

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grab some rope and a rickety stool because you’re about to join us for a deep dive into i melt with you.

a movie that seems allergic to things like having a good plot, cinematography, or believable acting.

what it does have is Jeremy Piven, Sasha Grey, and Rob Lowe dressed like the unibomber. It starts as a buddy comedy and slowly unravels into something way darker and yet, still tastefully homoerotic.

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