We kick things off with a Baltimore blackout story (shout out to BGE for folding under the lightest drizzle known to man) and a very special Shyamalan style twist: Caleb commits to finishing 80 ounces of malt liquor before the episode ends.

Enter St. Ides: the malt liquor that smells like corn, tastes like battery corrosion, and, according to the ATF, was once marketed directly to children.

Somewhere between gagging on notes of rubbing alchol/chowder and debating whether Batman’s parents were killed by muggers or vampire bats, we also manage to cover Dangerous Animals (2025). Jai Courtney stars as a shark bite survivor turned boat dwelling serial killer, luring tourists into his cage diving scam and feeding them to sharks while recording the footage like a freak. Lauren patiently explains the plot while Caleb wrestles with St. Ides induced visions of his liver smoking a cigarette while sobbing.

Also inside:

– Why living on a boat automatically makes you suspicious

– People posting about prostate play on reddit

– The lost art of serial killing in the age of cell tower pings and facial recognition

– Workplace horror stories that rival the shark attacks onscreen

It’s part malt liquor tasting, part survival horror recap, and all mayhem.

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