We sit down with Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to watch Under Siege 2, but like every other episode, the movie barely matters. Instead, we talk about getting banned from the hub for hate speech, Playboy centerfolds, and the weird economy of Canadian rub-and-tugs.

Somewhere between debating Steven Seagal’s CIA fantasies and arguing about how to pronounce “Buscemi,” we spiral into 11 pound babies ,Canadian battle rap, and testicular horror stories. Ryan reveals that his sixty-year-old dad is doing OnlyFans which, quite frankly, shook us to our core. Speaking of the core, Ryan has some advice on shooting ropes.

Also inside:

– Steven Seagal or Canadian Government Official? (yes, they both wear kimonos)

– The rise and fall of “geezer teaser” straight-to-DVD action movies

– A working theory on why Jerry Seinfeld seems asexual while Kramer definitely lays the pipe

-The ins and outs of the Amazon position

We went in for Steven Seagal on a train, but what we got was three people trapped in a conversation about nuts, adult movies, and that magic button in you that makes you grip sheets.

Thanks for listening.

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