It’s very masculine to listen to the pod! This week, a family has to move because cars keep crashing into their house!  Like and Subscribe to the new more masculine Jesus, or at least that’s what guys are looking for in new churches.  Scientists force guinea pigs to listen to Adele until it hurts their ears, so like, one song on repeat? Finally, a tech moron thinks he knows everyone will learn with AI, so who needs teachers.  It’s been so long, but we brought you a double episode, so welcome back to The Hour.

It’s been a while since we’ve had a guest, and once again, foreigners are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do.  This week, a brainless robber couldn't’ see himself robbing a bank, but will see himself in jail.  A scientist got called in to confirm a bear in a car was actually a man in a suit.  A guy catches his bike thief by helping to fix his bike, which wouldn’t have been necessary if he didn’t have a shitty ass bike to begin with.  Finally, AI is coming for your jobs, but we have to hire a bunch of people first so they can get you to buy the AI so that they can come for your jobs.  Hopefully you’re coming for our how, so welcome back to The Hour.

Where did we come from, where did we go? It doesn’t matter, because we’re back!  So, nothing much has happened, and the world isn’t going to shit in a handbasket.  It’s not like we’ve got 15 pounds of shit in a 3 pound 1963 evening shit bucket.  Anyway, this week, the people of London are going to use poo gas to try and heat London buildings.  Intel doesn’t have enough money to give employees free coffee, but they’re going to do it anyway!  North Korean soldiers have been mesmerized by two girls one cup.  Finally, a woman was drinking and hoverrounding in a Walmart parking lot.  The world is a mess, but welcome back to The Hour.

It was a cruel summer without any episodes of the pod, but we’re back!  This week, scientists says old people are full of shit.  A woman is allergic to herself.  A creep at the border wants to see you breasticles before he lets you into America.  Finally, an Italian burglar gets caught because he went on a reading side quest.  What’s your phrase you use to mean a new episode of the Hour has posted?  We just say, welcome back to The Hour Pod.

Hey, what's that blonde haired podcast called? This week, a shitty Republican pours water in her colleague's bag for a number of months, but she claims it's because she saw a bug on it.  An ER had to close because it was too hot, but not in a "Dr. Ross Sexiest Man Alive" sort of way.  An inmate wakes up to find some action in his pants, unfortunately that action was a rat giving birth.  Finally, we take the Hour Time Machine out for a spin and find out about a criminal who farted his way from freedom.  We've got a lot to catch up on, so welcome back to The Hour Pod.

If there’s bear meat at the picnic, maybe skip it, but don’t skip this episode of The Hour!   This week, there’s probably plastic in your balls, and your lady balls as well because we don’t discriminate.  Some guy gave his family brain worms, which probably wasn’t a problem because we’re guessing they didn’t have much to eat.  In Canada they’re just hitting moose willy nilly in the knuckles.  A lady tries to steal the body of christ but the priest bites her, in a holy way.  Finally, god’s influencer is dead, but has been before influencers were a thing, so was he really a hipster?  We promise not to influence you, except perhaps to enjoy the pod, so welcomeback to The Hour Pod.

A fruit fly beat it’s wings, and we’re back!  Ya’ll ready for the latest episode?  A guy tries to kill a pastor, but got had different plans, which were of course to ignore the pain and suffering of millions so he could make sure that sports team got a touchdown.  An illegal cannabis shop goes up in smoke.  Scientist create a video game to make sure fruit flies get their exercise. Finally, your AI girlfriend’s motherboard is getting hot for Putin.  It’s been a while, but we’re so glad to welcoming you back to The Hour Pod.

It’s The Hour by the foot!  Hey, we’re back!  This week, a guy doesn’t have a leg to stand on, or at least a foot to stand on, with his insurance claim.  A woman makes a run for it but ends up in a cemetery, but not in the worst way.  China has an interesting new latte that half of us would try.  Finally, someone was dissatisfied at Subway, but it happened much faster than most people who have to wait an hour or two before they feel it.  We know it’s been a while so you’ll want to Hoover up the latest episode, because nobody does it like The Hour Pod.

Where did we come from, where did we go?   It doesn’t matter because we’re back!  It’s been a bit but guess what, things are still crazy in Florida because an officer unloads his gun on his own car because of an acorn.  US Marshals catch a criminal on the run using a metaphorical plate of bird seed under a box held up by a stick.  In this case, the bird see was a yoga teacher job.  A Kentucky congressman accidentally tries to make it legal to do it with your first cousin, and says no that was a mistake, I mean, unless it sounds like something you’d be into, which is totally a joke, unless it’s not. I”M KIDDING he said…. Or am I?  Finally, a former teacher loses her pension because no one will believe she’s not dead.  We’re not dead, so welcome back to The Hour! 

Should auld acquaintance be forgot? Maybe, but the pod should not be!  We’re back, and Happy New Year!  A guy goes noodling with his noodle in a Bass Pro Shop.  A dead man may still knock up his wife’s cousin.  Conservatives overjoyed because a kid accidentally gets pot laced candy, sadly for them it wasn’t on Halloween.  Finally, a dog bites a guy having sex, he was probably just insulted with how the guy was doing doggy style. How many shillings would you pay for one BBQ chip if you lived in 1880? Let us know, and welcome back to The Hour! 

I’m interested in this week’s episode!  A lady decides to rob a Walmart with 75 cops in it because she wanted to live life on expert level.  Another lady decided to smuggle a gun into her MRI, you know, just in case there was a bad MRI with a gun.  Someone leaves their car in the toaster too long, but maybe they can just scrape the overly toasted parts off.  A lady was sentenced to 60 days in fast food. Would you rather have endless shrimp or endless pod?  Either way, welcome back to The Hour!

Are you thankful for our latest episode?  This week, some people from west Philadelphia, born and raised, decided to rob a truck.  Some guy wants his mom’s shit in his butt.  Pigs may want to invade Minnesota, but maybe not, but if they are they are prepared.  Finally, a plane has to go back to JFK because a horse is on the lose.  It’s black Friday, so, welcome back to The Hour!

This week is a real Walt’s Apple Feast, what with having two shows in a row!  This week, we learn from a dentist how we should be handling all that Halloween candy. Celine Dion is ruining the sleep of people in New Zealand, but only because she is the greatest singer in the world.  If you want to hit kids, then don’t teach in New York.  Finally, a guy in a bondage suit is terrorising the people of Claverham, Yatton, Cleeve, Lowinshire-upon-Towne and Bleadon (and one of those is not a real place buy you’ll have to guess).  Are you all hopped up on sugar? Either way, welcome back to The Hour!

There’s a new episode of the pod in your neighborhood!  This week, a guy dies at the wrong time of year, but at least he doesn’t have to pay the lawn crew that mowed around his body.  The police choke someone’s emu.  A pig targets a disabled family, so who did he learn that hate from?  Finally, hope you don’t need a boner in Florida, otherwise you’ll just have to use Ron Desantis’ smile to get you hard.  It’s been a while, so welcome back to The Hour!

Would you stab someone to listen to the Hour? Don’t worry, you won’t have to, unless your partner is into that.  This week, a Canadian woman executes the perfect scam and gets 1,000 free condoms from Amazon.  A lady tries to stab a dog but ends up just stabbing her niece.  A lady thinks her Apple Watch is worth dropping into an outhouse for.  Finally, Joe Biden’s dog keeps biting people, but don’t worry he also still sniffs them awkwardly too.  It’s been a while, but welcome back to The Hour!

Great heavens!  Would you listen to a freeze dried episode? This week, Canadians think trying to find an apartment is worse than being in prison.  It’s probably because they’d have to actually call someone on the phone to get a lease and they won’t do anything that isn’t through a website.  A man in Georgia stole a porch, because, Georgia.  Space junk takes out the space junk removal satellite.  The CDC says if you have a turtle don’t go past first base.  Finally, a British guy though a bunch of people namasted themselves to death.  Three in a row?! Welcome back to the The Hour!

Are you sick of these motherf’in shits, on this motherf’in plane?  Well, there are not shits on this show, but we do have skulls.  This week, a human skull was brought to Goodwill, sorry, no refunds.  A dog snuck into a Metallica concert and the internet thought it was cute.  Someone shits themself on a flight, and everyone has to go back to Atlanta, which was maybe worse?  Finally, AirCanada isn’t even sorry when it kicks two women off a flight because they didn’t upgrade to the non-vomit seats.  You dont’ have to sneak into our episodes, welcome back to the The Hour!

It’s been a while so this might go a little longer than usual, as long as we can keep our butts erect.  This week, we find out that Mountain Dew can remove DNA, why didn’t the true crime podcasts tell us this sooner!?  Fox News has to cut to commercial when all their anchors get visible wood because of a story out of Chicago.  The British Museum wants their stolen loot back! Finally, we go back in time to the distant world of 2018 to tell you about ancient Floridaman.  Summer vacation is over, so welcome back to the Podyear for The Hour!

Are the aliens on their way?  Better question, are they a listener and do they know what Karl Dandleton would do?  This week, Zoom says it’s product is worthless and insists on everyone returning to the office.  Australia thinks they need the most consultanty consultants to consult on consulting.  Space has a few questions to ask you.  Finally, an Italian man decides to go out American style: under a thick layer of cheese.  Two episodes in the same week? Wow! Welcome back to The Hour!

What other instruments do you think should duel? Hey, it’s been a while and we’re back at it!  This week Carnitas are back in Arizona, so get them fast before everyone stops falling down on the asphalt.  Pretty bad to die from drinking in Jamaica, innit? Smugglers try to put cocaine inside cheese, but they better be careful because that’s moving into Coca-Cola’s turf.  Finally, sharks Nancy Reagan says "Just say no!” then bites a surfer.  Hey, what are your random thoughts? Let us know and we’ll put them on the show!  It’s been so long, so welcome back to The Hour!