Would you stab someone to listen to the Hour? Don’t worry, you won’t have to, unless your partner is into that.  This week, a Canadian woman executes the perfect scam and gets 1,000 free condoms from Amazon.  A lady tries to stab a dog but ends up just stabbing her niece.  A lady thinks her Apple Watch is worth dropping into an outhouse for.  Finally, Joe Biden’s dog keeps biting people, but don’t worry he also still sniffs them awkwardly too.  It’s been a while, but welcome back to The Hour!