It’s been a while so this might go a little longer than usual, as long as we can keep our butts erect.  This week, we find out that Mountain Dew can remove DNA, why didn’t the true crime podcasts tell us this sooner!?  Fox News has to cut to commercial when all their anchors get visible wood because of a story out of Chicago.  The British Museum wants their stolen loot back! Finally, we go back in time to the distant world of 2018 to tell you about ancient Floridaman.  Summer vacation is over, so welcome back to the Podyear for The Hour!