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Quick recap
The podcast team discussed Halloween-themed content and seasonal stories, including updates on family antics, haunted house experiences, and various pumpkin-related anecdotes. They explored topics like Audible affiliate programs, service animals, and the evolution of mobility tools for the blind, while also sharing humorous emails and jokes. The conversation ended with a discussion about robot guide dogs and their potential benefits, along with birthday wishes for Keith.
Summary
Keith, Terry, and Jill, discussed various light-hearted and seasonal topics for their Halloween-themed episode. Keith announced a new Audible affiliate program, offering listeners a discounted rate for their first three months and the chance to support the Terry Goat Fund. Jill contributed stories about a haunted house experience.
News of the Week
The team shared amusing anecdotes about pumpkins, including a baby elephant playing with a pumpkin and a mystery surrounding a pumpkin placed on a university building.
We continue with several Halloween-related stories, including costume-clad children in Virginia mistaken for burglars by a doorbell camera. Keith shared a story about dogs in costumes, highlighting a contest in Grand Rapids where pets were dressed as Elvis Presley and other characters, with the event being sponsored by a local pet store. Terry concluded with a story about 8 iguana babies born through parthenogenesis at a British zoo, where the female iguana was kept in isolation from male iguanas.
Jill’s Weird Trivia
Jill then hosted a trivia segment, where Terry and Keith participated in answering questions about folklore, rat hierarchy, French artists, and a tiger’s nest in Bhutan. The correct answers were the little boy from English folklore (Tom Thumb), the dominant rat (Alpha Rat), the French artist (Claude Monet), and the location of the tiger’s nest (monastery).
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry presents 10 things that you should not throw out a house for a Halloween prank. Some of the items don’t make much sense, but others actually might be fun to use for a prank.
Anchor Topic
This is the part of the show where we like to focus on blindness related issues. You are podcast hosts then explored the origins and evolution of mobility tools for the blind, such as the white cane and guide dogs. Keith and Terry shared historical information about the development of these tools, highlighting their significance in enhancing the independence and safety of visually impaired individuals. The conversation also touched on the different types of service animals and the importance of proper training and obedience.
Terry redirects the discussion towards robot guide dogs, combining traditional guide dog functions with modern technology like GPS and voice assistance. Keith and Terry explored the potential benefits and challenges of such technology, while Jill contributed to the conversation.
Email and Final Thoughts
Keith shared humorous emails. One was a humorous letter in response from tech support. Another was in regards to skiing in Canada. Keith, Terry and Jill all shared jokes related to Halloween, and Keith encouraged listeners to visit the show’s website and consider donating. The conversation ended with birthday wishes for Keith, who humorously remarked on his age.
Show Notes written by AI, edited as required by Keith.
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Quick recap
The meeting began with your favorite hosts discussing technical issues from the previous episode and sharing personal stories, including one about a new podcast and dealing with mice at home. The group then covered various topics including sports events, home improvements, birthdays, and technology updates before diving into humorous anecdotes and Halloween-themed jokes. The episode concluded with the hosts discussing word meanings, sharing a top-10 list of excuses, reading listener emails, and announcing their upcoming Halloween episode.
Summary
Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed the technical issues they faced during the last episode, including a segment that got cut. Terry shared a story about a new podcast, “Simpsons Declassified,” and mentioned the voice actors behind The Simpsons. He also talked about dealing with mice in his home and the effectiveness of Terry’s wife’s scream to catch them. The hosts encouraged listeners to call in with their funny stories or updates.
Sports, Birthdays, and Barn Doors
we discussed recent sports events, including local high school football games. Jill shared updates about her bathroom door being replaced with one that resembles a sliding barn door, which raised questions about privacy and closure. Keith mentioned his grandson Joshua’s upcoming birthday. Terry briefly mentioned downloading the ChatGPT app but did not elaborate.
News of the Week
Terry’s story about a kitten dropping a mouse into a pot of chili reminds Keith about a joke involving world-famous chili. Jill discussed the Safeway World Championship Pumpkin contest, highlighting a 2,346-pound pumpkin and the financial incentives for winning. Keith shares a surprising story about Pepsi’s unique trade with the Soviet Union, where Pepsi received a fleet of Russian warships in exchange for products, temporarily making them the sixth-largest navy in the world.
Terry discussed a rare orange and black lobster named Jack-o’-Lantern found off the Massachusetts coast, while Jill shared about a Halloween exhibit at a Minnesota museum featuring creepy dolls paired with historical objects. Terry concluded with a story about a North Carolina firefighter’s home where a lithium battery in a remote control sparked and caught fire when the family dog chewed on it.
Jill’s Weird Words
Jill then led a word game where she introduced and explained several words including “orrery” (a mechanical model of the solar system), “terminus” (a final point in time), “sobriquet” (a nickname), and “gallimaufry” (a confused jumble of things), with Keith and Terry participating in the discussion of meanings and wordplay.
Anchor Topic
Due to some technical difficulties, we shuffle some segments around and present our anchor topic. Keith shared information about getting help for blind individuals, explaining that they should contact their local Department of Human Resources or VIST (Vocational Rehabilitation Services) to access resources like talking books and digital readers.
Terry’s Top 10 List
With connection troubles out of the way, more or less, Terry shared a humorous top-10 list of excuses for getting a cucumber stuck in an unusual place, which included claims about inventing a new salad, slipping in the kitchen, and an undercover vegetable spy mission.
Email and Final Thoughts
Keith then read and discussed several emails, including one about a father checking horses at a fair and another about a long-married couple’s secret to a successful relationship. Finally, Keith mentioned a website for a business called “Blind Daddy’s press Hideout” and encouraged others to check it out online.
The final word from our AI companion
since the group shared and discussed various Halloween-themed jokes and puns,

Quick recap
Keith discussed updates to their podcast’s website and voicemail system while sharing personal anecdotes and humorous stories about various topics including Christmas traditions and Halloween decorations. They engaged in a trivia game and shared stories about manual skills for blind people, including various hobbies and crafts. The conversation ended with the group exchanging jokes and riddles, encouraging listeners to visit their webpage and share their own funny stories.
Summary
We discussed updates to the podcast, including changes to the website logo and artwork, which Keith mentioned were being propagated through the system. We also noted that our voicemail number was back in service, though they received some unwanted messages, including a spam text from Indeed and a mysterious message from Jazzy B. Jill shared a humorous anecdote about her husband attempting to catch a mouse with a butcher knife in the kitchen.
Jill shared about and unexpected role in a church women’s day event and Terry told about his experience with frozen treats. We also talked about Christmas traditions, with Terry mentioning his wife’s plans to rearrange the living room for a Christmas tree and Keith sharing memories of his grandfather’s post-Christmas tree removal.
News of the Week
Terry shared a story about a mother in Florida who played Mortal Kombat in a tournament while holding her infant, winning a $28 prize. Jill then told a story about a Pennsylvania family whose cat, RayRay, stowed away on top of their van for over 100 miles during a weekend getaway, leading them to buy a cat-carrying backpack for the trip. Keith concluded by sharing a story about Francine, a calico cat who went missing from a Lowe’s store in Virginia and was later found 90 miles away at a distribution center, where she had been living and working at the customer service desk.
Terry shared a story about “Halloween Herb,” a man in Kentucky who has been decorating his yard for Halloween for decades, aiming to set a world record with 300 decorations. Jill shared a humorous story about a giant pumpkin that broke free from a front yard and rolled away, requiring police intervention to return it. Keith suggested using goats and sheep for landscaping, referencing a story about a Vermont ski resort using animals to clear weeds and invasive species. We discussed their own limited Halloween decorations and the humorous situation of a pumpkin rolling away.
Terry shared a humorous story about an applesauce spill on a highway in Illinois.
Jill’s Trivia Quiz
Jill then presented trivia questions about foreign phrases, inventors, and a lake named after Manitoba’s capital, with Keith and Terry participating in the answers.
The quiz continued with questions involving famous couples, pop bands, boxers, landmarks, architects, and biological terms. Terry and Keith participated actively, providing answers and sharing their knowledge, with Terry correctly answering a few questions. The session concluded with the group confirming the correct answers to the final questions, including identifying the control center of a cell as the nucleus.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry shared a humorous top 10 list of qualities he looks for in a woman, which led to a lighthearted discussion about relationships.
Anchor Topic
The main topic of the meeting was manual skills for blind people, including hobbies and activities they can pursue to stay active and engaged. Keith outlined various manual skills such as gardening, knitting, woodshop projects, and playing instruments, emphasizing the importance of safety skills when engaging in these activities.
Email and Final Thoughts
Kees then shifted to a humorous email exchange between Michael McDermott from Ireland and his Greek friend about cultural achievements,

Quick recap
The meeting began with a discussion of various news topics and personal anecdotes, including updates on coffee and the return of McDonald’s Monopoly game. The group then addressed website updates and technical challenges related to image uploads and logos, with Keith expressing frustration about coordination issues. The conversation ended with the sharing of humorous content, including jokes, puns, and unusual news stories, along with a discussion about computer experiences and the importance of technology accessibility.
Summary
Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed various topics, including Terry’s coffee-related concerns, and the return of McDonald’s Monopoly game. Keith shared insights regarding cleaning CPAP machines, while Terry mentioned breaking news about goats clearing a park in Missouri. They also talked about the logistics of using the McDonald’s app for ordering game pieces.
Terry discussed his upcoming heart monitor removal and mentioned potential long-term wear.
Jill shared her camping experience, highlighting humorous encounters with acorns and a GPS mishap in a town named Nokomis.
Keith discussed updating the website’s images and logo, noting that the current images still display the old logo of him and Terry. He mentioned trying to coordinate with Isaac to help with the updates but faced some challenges due to communication issues with Isaac’s parents. Keith also explained the technical process of uploading and resizing images on the website, highlighting the need for hand-eye coordination. He expressed frustration with the lack of clarity in the system and the difficulty in getting the updates done.
News of the Week
The group discussed several unusual news stories, including a 5-acre corn maze in Commerce Township that depicts a Detroit Lions game, and an Australian black swan in England that has been aggressive towards other swans. They also talked about Ig Nobel Prize winners, including researchers who painted cows with zebra stripes to see if it would deter flies, and another study that found alcohol can help people speak foreign languages. The conversation concluded with Terry mentioning a story about “furious force of feathered and filthy farm fugitives” in Wisconsin.
The odd news stories keep coming as we continue to discuss items that include a farm animal roundup in Kent that caused traffic disruptions, a husky named Aurora who got stuck in a tree while chasing a squirrel, and the theft of a Humpty Dumpty statue from a miniature golf course in Cape May, New Jersey. Terry also shared the story of a Japanese man named Ryu Tsunami who broke a Guinness record for fastest 100 meters running on all fours, a technique he had been perfecting since middle school.
Jill’s Weird Words
Keith and Jill engaged in a word game where they discussed the meanings of various words, including “cogitate,” “declivity,” “nainsuk,” “twitterpated,” “ideographic,” “breeiloquent,” “emeritus,” “divaricate,” and “bromide.” They explored the origins and uses of these words, with Keith and Terry contributing additional insights and humor.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry shared a humorous top 18 list of airline announcements and passenger interactions, including jokes about altitude, safety procedures, and in-flight services.
Anchor Topic
Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed their experiences with computers, focusing on their frustrations and peculiar issues. Keith shared his struggles with a touchscreen laptop, including its unresponsive behavior and the need for specific gestures, while Terry described his setup with an external monitor and the challenges of using a microphone when the laptop lid is closed. Both Keith and Terry highlighted the importance of understanding power settings a...

Quick recap
The podcast episode began with personal stories and humorous anecdotes shared by the hosts and guests, including fishing experiences and home remedies. The group discussed various news stories and played a trivia game covering historical and cultural topics, with participants actively engaging in the questions and answers. The conversation ended with discussions about blindness advocacy conventions, challenges in accessing services across counties, and a comedy show featuring jokes and humorous anecdotes shared among the hosts and audience.
Summary
Jill shared her first fishing experience and humorous encounter with a unique toilet flush mechanism at a friend’s house. Keith and Terry discuss various home remedies, including Robin’s hair growth concoction and Terry’s dental implant aftercare advice involving Vagisil. The segment concludes with Keith announcing the return of the show’s voicemail number. Keith and Terry discussed the new voicemail number, which Terry humorously named “217 BL 00Sxi” based on the numbers and Braille shortcuts. The number to call is: 217-250-0799. Feel free to send us a text or leave a voicemail.
News of the Week
Terry then shared a story about a wallet found during renovations at a high school, and Jill shared a story about a 105-year-old nun golfer.
Keith shares a story about a moose rescue in Maine and Terry has a story about an aggressive squirrel in California that attacked multiple people. They also shared a story about an Oklahoma family who found a 2.79-carat brown diamond while celebrating a birthday at Crater of Diamonds State Park in Arkansas. The conversation concluded with a brief mention of a railway train driver in England who found a crab in first class.
Jill’s Trivia Quiz
We substitute Jill’s usual weird words for a brief trivia quiz. Questions covering topics such as literature, movies, birds, saints, and card games. Keith and Terry participated actively, with Keith correctly answering several questions and Terry occasionally guessing.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry then shared a “Top 10” list about reasons why a wife might doubt her husband’s ticket to heaven, which included humorous items about dishwashing, remote control hiding, and nacho consumption.
Anchor Topic
This is the part of the show where we talk about blindness related issues. Keith mentioned upcoming blindness advocacy conventions in Michigan, Oregon, and Virginia, and a survey about improving natural parks’ accessibility for deaf and blind people, noting that these events focus on networking and support among the blind community.
The group discussed challenges faced by individuals seeking assistance across different counties, highlighting issues with double-dipping and navigating multiple service systems. Keith explained how county blindness counselors typically aim to open and close cases efficiently, while veterans might access additional support through VA coordinators. Terry shared a case example of a person receiving training in St. Louis despite living in a different county, which Keith noted could be due to the county line running through Granite City. They also discussed the benefits of networking and attending conventions for accessing new equipment and training opportunities.
Voicemail, Email and Final Thoughts
Keith discussed issues with his new phone and voicemail number, in particular a mysterious message thread from someone named Jazzy B. He also shared a humorous voicemail about a wife practicing yoga. Keith and Terry briefly discussed the humor in reading voicemail transcripts. Keith then read two listener emails, one about a husband’s annoyance with his wife’s text messages and another about a pastor’s struggle with a mouse infestation at his church.
Here’s what our AI companion had to say about our final thoughts:<...

Quick recap
Keith, Terry and Jill shared various humorous anecdotes, including Terry’s recent mishaps and stories about unusual incidents involving M&M candies and monkeys. They explored interesting words and language concepts, including contranyms and nomic terms, while also discussing high-tech gadgets and Canadian currency designed for visually impaired individuals. The conversation ended with the group sharing jokes and humorous observations, including puns and anecdotes about various topics before signing off with encouragement for listeners to visit their website.
Summary
Terry shared humorous anecdotes about his recent mishaps involving spilled coffee and beans, which led to some discomfort. They briefly touched on the new Superman movie, with Terry finding it unengaging and Keith agreeing it was lackluster. Terry also mentioned his upcoming 14th wedding anniversary, which he and his wife are celebrating.
The group discussed books they had recently read, with Jill recommending a series by Kyla Stone about a post-apocalyptic world and Keith sharing his experience with the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich.
News of the Week
Terry shared a story about a highway accident involving two semi-trailers colliding, resulting in a spill of M&M candies across the road, which he helped clean up. (At least he wishes he could have been there to help clean up.) Jill’s discussed research on monkeys in Berkeley, California, who ferment fruit and consume it, leading to alcohol content studies. Keith mentioned an incident involving a cheerleader having two car accidents on the same day. Terry follows up with the story about a man from Australia who set himself on fire and pulled a car 1,000 feet, breaking a record.
Jill shared a story about a rock skipping contest where cheaters were caught. Keith recounted a story about a lost boy who wandered onto a monorail track at Hershey Park, which was successfully barricaded, and Terry concluded with a humorous tale about a 97-year-old woman in Missouri who was ticketed for riding a cow down the road to Walmart, causing a traffic jam.
Jill’s Weird Words
Jill once again shares several unusual words, including interstice (a small space), sagacious (having good judgment), pellucid (clear), rhapsody (enthusiastic expression of feelings), and gallimauphry (a confused jumble). They also explored contranyms, words with opposite meanings, such as sanction (meaning both a penalty and official approval) and cleave (meaning both to join together and to split apart). The session concluded with discussions on nomic (expressing wit or cleverness) and georgic (relating to agriculture or rural topics), with examples like the Farmer’s Almanac.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry engaged in a discussion about spy gadgets, including hidden cameras, GPS trackers, and mini drones. Other high-tech gadgets including smartwatches, night vision goggles, and smart glasses, with Terry and Keith sharing their experiences and knowledge about these devices. They also talked about less common gadgets like keychain audiobooks, signal jammers, lock-picking sets, and phone signal detectors, with Terry emphasizing their potential use by spies.
Anchor Topic
Jill discussed Canadian currency designed for visually impaired individuals, noting its distinct features including color-coded bills, tactile markings, and braille cells. Terry explained that Canadian money uses plastic tags to hold tactile bumps, similar to how American bills have raised numbers for the visually impaired. The discussion covered the sizes and designs of Canadian coins, including the Loonie and Toonie, and concluded with a brief mention that Canadian currency no longer features the queen’s image.
Keith, Jill, and Terry discussed the U.S. minting a tactile $10 bill, with Jill expressing a desire for Canada-style accessible currency.

Quick recap
The podcast hosts began by sharing personal updates and anecdotes about family events and experiences, including discussions about sports games and church activities. The group then shared various news stories and humorous tales, covering topics like unusual animal incidents, restaurant rankings, and historical time capsule discoveries. The conversation ended with vocabulary discussions, technology updates about iPhone features, email stories, and a session of sharing jokes among the hosts.
Summary
The podcast hosts discussed recent updates, including Terry’s new heart monitor and Jill’s experiences attending grandchildren’s soccer games. They shared humorous anecdotes about homecoming dances and the challenges of attending outdoor sports events in hot weather. The conversation touched on the rules surrounding high school dances and the differences in experiences between watching younger and older grandchildren’s games.
Terry discussed a church fish fry event where Terry and Keith shared their experiences with different types of fish, including buffalo and tilapia. Keith then shared details about a recent episode of The Beverly Hillbillies he watched, describing a scene where Granny’s magic potions temporarily transformed people’s speech and mannerisms.
News of the Week
The group shared several news stories and anecdotes. Terry told a story about a blind pigeon named Kevin in Texas who was found sleeping in a customer’s truck and was later reunited with his owner with help from the police. Jill shared a story about a slug in Germany that was caught crawling across doorbell buttons, causing multiple homes to ring at 2 AM. Keith shared news about a Maplewood, Missouri restaurant called Robins that was named one of the top 5 restaurants in the country, offering a four-course meal for $75.
Terry told a story about a pet toucan named Chester who fell into a toilet while his owner was cleaning, requiring the fire department to rescue him using Froot Loops. Jill shared a story about a police K-9 named Gator who found a bear instead of a suspect during a search in Volusia County. Keith concluded by sharing a story about an illegal immigrant moose named Emil who had traveled from Poland through the Czech Republic to Austria, causing train line closures when it reached railroad tracks near Vienna.
Terry shared a story about a time capsule found at Smithtown West High School that was supposed to be opened in 2017 but had been lost in storage since 1992. The capsule contained various school items including photos, calendars, banners, and a VHS tape from the 1970s and 1990s.
Jill’s Weird Words
The group then discussed several unusual words, including “snollygoster” (meaning a shrewd politician), “dorodango” (referring to a Japanese art form using earth and water), and “hypnagogic” (describing the state just before falling asleep).
The conversation was casual and included personal anecdotes and humor throughout the discussion.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry then shared a humorous top 10 list titled “10 Funny Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married,” highlighting benefits like unlimited bed space, fridge freedom, and no in-laws.
Anchor Topic
Keith turns the topic over to Terry who discussed recent iPhone updates, including iOS 18.7 and iOS 26, noting that many new features are visually oriented but don’t significantly impact Voiceover users. Terry shared his experience with the updates and mentioned a new call screening feature in the phone app.
Email and Final Thoughts
Keith shared two email stories during the meeting. The first story was about a shoeshine man who posed as a millionaire named John Smith Jr to impress a CEO, eventually revealing his true identity and the origin of his wealth.

Quick recap
The meeting began with Keith and others discussing challenges with health tracking apps, particularly focusing on accessibility issues for blind users and the difficulties they encounter with app navigation and functionality. The group then shared various animal-related news stories and unusual events, including a squirrel incident at a Yankees game and a raccoon that got drunk from eating fermented peaches. The conversation ended with discussions about proper etiquette when interacting with blind individuals and their guide dogs, followed by a light-hearted exchange of jokes and humorous anecdotes among the participants.
Summary
Keith discussed his struggles with using the Microsoft Teams app to log into a bariatric clinic meeting and his subsequent attempt to use a mobile app for tracking weight and meals. Despite following the tutorial, he encountered difficulties navigating the app due to unclear button labels and functionality. Keith’s wife helped identify the correct buttons, but he expressed frustration with the user experience.
Health Apps Accessibility Challenges Noting that the app’s interface was not user-friendly for blind users. He decided to track his health data manually using spreadsheets instead.
News of the Week
The group discussed recent animal-related news stories, including a squirrel that interrupted a Yankees game and became the subject of a collectible baseball card, and a raccoon that got drunk from eating fermented peaches and required CPR. Terry shared details about the squirrel incident, while Jill shared the raccoon story, noting that one raccoon was rescued and taken to a wildlife sanctuary for treatment after being found drunk in a dumpster.
Keith discussed an unusual event, a redhead festival in the Netherlands where thousands gather to celebrate their red hair, Terry shared a Guinness World Record attempt by a New Zealand woman who ran barefoot over 661 pounds of Lego bricks in 24.7 seconds. Jill shared a story about an unmanned sailboat that washed up on a South Carolina beach, which was eventually claimed by a salvage company. The discussion concluded with Keith suggesting that if he found such a boat, he would report it to authorities and offer to use it until the rightful owner claimed it.
Keith shared a story about a man who climbed a Colorado mountain wearing an ice cream cone suit and carrying a 60-pound backpack filled with ice cream sandwiches and dry ice, surprising hikers at the summit. Terry discussed a Massachusetts woman’s video of a mysterious object falling from the sky, which disappeared after appearing to be on fire, with officials refusing to comment on the incident.
Jill’s Weird Words
Jill presented several unusual words, including “betwixt” meaning “in the middle,” “ilk” referring to a type or variety, and “canalize” related to canals. They also explored the meaning of “adumbrate” as a derogatory term for someone who is dumb, and “chorus gate” as a term for sparkling or skaters wearing rhinestones. The discussion was light-hearted and focused on word meanings and possible origins, with participants sharing their interpretations and connections to the words.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry shared a humorous top ten list of reasons one might end up in the emergency room, which included attempting to pet a squirrel, attempting a backflip on a trampoline, and mistaking super glue for eye drops.
Anchor Topic
Based on a previous list presented by Terry, Keith turns it into a trivia quiz on what to do when you meet a blind person. Topics include appropriate ways to interact with blind individuals, emphasizing the importance of offering assistance while respecting their independence. He covered topics such as identifying oneself, speaking directly to the person,

Quick recap
The meeting began with the hosts sharing personal updates about family activities, health appointments, and household challenges before transitioning into a discussion about McDonald’s trivia and world records. The group engaged in wordplay and language exploration, sharing humorous definitions for various unusual words. The conversation ended with technical difficulties being addressed, followed by discussions about medical apps and health tracking tools, before ending with jokes and trivia about U.S. presidents and fast food.
Summary
Keith shared details about his grandsons’ football activities, including a “Gymboree” event and a varsity game. Jill mentioned her grandson’s senior year of high school football and her granddaughter’s first year playing flag football in a girls’ league supported by the Kansas City Chiefs. The conversation included light banter about flag football equipment and the potential for girls to get competitive in the sport.
The updates continue, including Terry’s recent doctor’s appointments and pool covering experience, Jill’s visit to her granddaughter who was trying to eat rocks, and Keith’s observations about flies.
Random Topic
We have nothing scheduled, so Terry shares a trivia question about McDonald’s Big Mac, which was introduced in 1967, and debated how many U.S. presidents might have eaten one. Stay tuned later for the correct answers.
News of the Week
Terry shared a news story about David Rush and Jonathan Hammond setting a world record for the most wet sponges thrown at someone’s face, achieving 96 smacks in total. Jill shared a story about an orange shark caught off the coast of Costa Rica, which was the first documented case of a shark with xanthyism, a condition causing yellow pigmentation similar to albinism.
Keith shared a story about three postal workers biking 1,863 miles from Spain to Finland to deliver letters to Santa Claus, with St. Nicholas himself participating in the handover. Jill shared stories about a bear breaking into an ice cream shop in California for strawberry ice cream and police rescuing baby geese trapped under a dam in Texas. The group also discussed the Tomatina festival in Bunol, Spain, where thousands participate in a tomato fight, and a Colorado county distributing free sweet corn after a truck overturned on the highway.
Jill’s Weird Words
Keith and Jill discussed several unusual words, including “randomthine,” “endogenous,” “euphony,” “consanguineous,” “fatuous,” “paradigm,” “winnow,” and “sockdolager.” They provided humorous and creative definitions for each word, often relating them to everyday situations or pop culture references. Terry joined the conversation briefly but experienced technical difficulties with audio. The discussion was light-hearted and focused on wordplay and language exploration.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry shared a list of humorous doctor’s office sayings, including comments about test results, heart health, and exercise, with Jill and Keith providing reactions to each joke.
Anchor Topic
The area of the show her we discuss blindness related topics. Keith discussed his experiences with medical apps and health tracking tools, sharing how blind individuals can manage their health care through accessible apps and platforms. He described his nutrition clinic’s app and the benefits of keeping track of dietary intake, suggesting various methods like text messaging, voice memos, or journaling apps for recording food consumption. Keith also humorously criticized a journaling app for missing significant events during his trip to Alabama, emphasizing the importance of active engagement in health tracking.
Email and Final Thoughts

Quick recap
The meeting focused on Terry’s recent hospital experience, where he shared details about his medical diagnosis, treatment, and interactions with hospital staff, including humorous anecdotes about his dietary restrictions and encounters with nurses. The group exchanged various light-hearted stories and jokes, ranging from animal rescues and unusual emergency situations to humorous personal experiences and listener submissions. The conversation ended with discussions about manual skills and device charging innovations, while encouraging listeners to engage with their website and podcast.
Summary
we all discussed Terry’s recent hospital stay, where he was diagnosed with multiple health issues, including chest pain, an infection, and kidney stones. Terry shared his experience undergoing various medical tests, including an MRI, and mentioned the hospital’s lack of red beets, which disappointed him. Keith and Jill humorously commented on Terry’s hospital experience, including the headbang injury and the use of headphones during the MRI.
Terry shared his experience of being on a diabetic diet in the hospital, where he was able to eat large amounts of meat while avoiding carbohydrates. Keith provided dietary advice, suggesting a balanced plate with a quarter meat, a quarter carbohydrate, and the rest non-starchy vegetables. Terry mentioned receiving attention from nurses and a nun-doctor, who he found flirtatious. The conversation concluded with jokes about Terry’s tan and the group discussing the celibacy requirements for nuns and priests.
Terry shared his experience of being misdiagnosed by a doctor who failed to recognize his blindness and properly assess his symptoms, including vertigo and dizziness. He described difficulties with hospital room service due to his blindness and the subsequent complaint filed against him, which was later resolved after a hospital administrator visited his room. Terry also expressed frustration with the lack of his prescribed medications during his hospital stay, despite having provided a complete list upon admission.
With the extended opening remarks, we skip our random topics segment and get right to the news.
News of the Week
Terry shared a story about emergency responders in California who found what appeared to be a dead body in a canal, but it turned out to be a discarded blow-up sex doll. Jill then told a story about Peanut, a red-eared slider turtle in Missouri with a unique figure-8 shaped shell, which was caused by getting stuck in a plastic six-pack holder when it was younger. The turtle, now 41 years old, was celebrated with a birthday party at the nature center, where they had activities and food including worms and crickets.
Keith shared a story about a rare juvenile wood stork found in Wisconsin, which was initially spotted by a deer hunter and later confirmed by wildlife technicians. Terry discussed a record-breaking attempt by David Rush and Josh Horton’s team, who ate 559 baked beans with toothpicks in three minutes, surpassing the previous record of 429 beans. Jill shared a story about a skunk rescue in Pennsylvania, where a man used a skateboard and a leash to save the animal from a skate bowl, with the skunk later releasing the skateboard in the parking lot.
Keith shared a segment about a Lithuanian Corgi race, noting its international participation from various European countries and a costume challenge. Terry recounted a story about a deer in Ohio with a bird feeder stuck on its antlers, highlighting the animal’s apparent lack of discomfort and the officials’ decision to let nature take its course.
Jill’s Weird Words
Since this segment seems been snapped from last week’s episode, we presented here today.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry presented a humorous top-10 list of reasons not to sleep naked in a hospital,

Quick recap
your hosts began by sharing personal updates and anecdotes before transitioning to a discussion about upcoming movies and their fictional reviews. They then explored various unusual news stories and humorous anecdotes, including animal rescues, unusual encounters, and strange events. The conversation ended with discussions about unusual words, assistive technologies, and a casual exchange of jokes, despite some technical difficulties with audio playback.
Summary
Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed various personal updates and anecdotes, including Jill’s recent travel and her granddaughter’s unique toast creation. Terry shared details about his pool maintenance routine and plans for closing it for the season. The group also touched on the start of the school year.
Random Topic
we spin the wheel of randomness, and land on our made-up movie review. The name of the game is to reviewed several films, based only on the titles. Today’s pics including “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” “Hell House LLC,” “The Mask that reads to you,” “Black Swan,” “Primitive War,” and “Honey, don’t.” Keith and Terry humorously speculated about the plots and potential themes of some movies.
News of the Week
Terry gets us started with a news story about a Terry in New Zealand. The story was about a blind man using a white cane to rescue a koala from traffic, while Jill discussed a Florida man’s encounter with an alligator while fishing in Pennsylvania. Keith then recounted a story about rabbits in Colorado with horn-like growths caused by a virus, which scientists say is harmless and may have inspired the jackalope myth.
But wait! There’s more! Terry shared a story about an escaped sheep in Chicago’s West Loop that was captured by animal control and taken to a shelter on the south side. Jill then told a story about a wallet found in the engine of a Ford Edge at a Minnesota repair shop, which had been missing for 11 years and contained $15 in cash and $250 in gift cards. Both stories were discussed with humor and curiosity by Keith and Jill.
The noose keeps on coming, but is not all fun and games. Keith shared a story about a man arrested in Georgia for throwing sex toys onto the court during WNBA games, facing charges of disorderly conduct and public indecency. Terry then told a story about a British Columbia woman’s 6-pound Pomeranian, Scout, chasing a bear out of her house. Finally, Terry mentioned an event in Chicago where 82,000 rubber ducks were released into the Illinois River for the Special Olympics, raising $250,000.
Jill’s Weird Words
The group discussed several unusual words, with Jill presenting definitions and examples for each. They explored words like “emulous” (relating to taxes), “uxorious” (showing excessive submission to one’s wife), “risible” (provoking laughter), and “Verdi gal” (meaning truth). The conversation included discussions about multivocal (having multiple meanings or interpretations) and velociously (rapid or fast). Terry mentioned his dogs barking at a mouse, and Keith noted that Mae West, known for her voluptuousness, was born this week in 1893.
Okay, AI companion, I think you have a couple of those definitions mixed up. I guess that means listeners will have to pay attention to see what they really mean.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry shared a humorous top-ten list about the challenges of being a chicken.
Anchor Topic
The group discussed various assistive technologies, including the Victor Reader, Echo glasses, and their compatibility with different devices. Terry shared a story about his brother’s broken Victor Reader and considered swapping it with Steve for a new one.
Email and Final Thoughts
Keith read and we all laughed at two listener emails...

Quick recap
The episode was a casual and light-hearted conversation among Keith, Jill, and Terry, who shared various personal anecdotes, trivia questions, and humorous stories about pets and animals. The group engaged in word games and discussions about language, including the meanings of specific words and terms. The conversation ended with Keith sharing humorous anecdotes and encouraging listeners to engage with their podcast through their website and social media platforms.
Summary
Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed various light-hearted topics, including Jill’s playful renaming herself “Pail of Water,” and Keith’s new large-print Bible. Keith shared his experience with his granddaughter Abby’s guide dog training and his preference for a physical Bible over reading on a phone. The conversation was casual and focused on personal anecdotes.
Keith shared a story about David’s wife’s farm land, where they encountered butterflies on Kayla’s head while dropping off the kids. They discussed the potential for livestock on the land, though it was mostly wooded.
Random Topic
we spin up the wheel of randomness to land on a trivia game. The game included, questions about Georgia’s decline, Carrie Fisher’s identity, and Alexander Graham Bell’s family history.
Other questions included: the official language of Portugal (Portuguese), the company that makes Brisk iced tea (Lipton), and the landmark in New York City that served as an entry point for millions of immigrants (Ellis Island). They also identified the deadly sin that describes a lazy person (sloth) and the number 6 hit song from 1970 (“Ain’t No Mountain High Enough”). Finally, they discussed the term for a place where battered women can find shelter (asylum).
News of the Week
Keith and Terry discussed the Hambone Award, which is given to pets for the most unusual and unexpected reasons they ended up at the vet. Terry read out several bizarre stories of pets ingesting or getting into various objects, including a dog that ate a holiday ham and another that swallowed an air pod. Jill shared a story about a UK man who broke his neck after tripping over his cat, which led to a discussion about pets causing harm to their owners.
The news continues with various pet-related stories, including a canine surfing championship near San Francisco where dogs compete in weight classes and perform tricks on boards. Terry shared a story about a forest fire in British Columbia that was allegedly started when an eagle dropped a fish onto a transformer, causing a power outage. Jill then told a story about Milwaukee Brewers coach Pat Murphy, who was known for eating snacks like pancakes and pizza out of his pocket during games, leading the team to start selling pancakes at stadium concessions.
But wait, there’s more! We have two animal-related stories. Keith shared details about the annual Chincoteague Pony Swim in Virginia, where wild ponies make an annual swim across a channel, an event that gained worldwide attention after being featured in a 1947 children’s novel. Terry then shared a story about a Chihuahua in Texas who set a Guinness World Record by removing 11 bottle caps in one minute on his 4th birthday, a skill he demonstrated naturally without any practice.
Jill’s Weird Words
we discussed several words and their meanings, including “horology” (the study of time), “ossify” (to turn into bone), “sonorous” (relating to sound), and “inveigle” (to talk someone into something). They also discussed the word “corybantic,” which they incorrectly pronounced and initially thought might be related to weight loss drugs, but was actually defined as meaning “wild frenzy or crazy.” The final word they discussed was “riviere,

although we tried to get things started properly, we seem to have given our AI secretary the day off. Here are some notes straight from Keith.
Jill tells about her trip to Wichita to babysit her grandchildren. Terry has news about melting M&Ms. Keith talks about his granddaughter’s love language, and prayer language as well. He also discusses a car show that was in town over the weekend. Terry gives an update about his gimpy foot.
Random Topic
We gave the wheel of randomness a spin, and land on our made-up movie reviews. The rule of the game is that we read the titles, and make up our own reviews based only on that information. Listen in to see what we have to say about:
dogs on the Sendero, Sketch, Pick up, Stand-In and a Dialogue with the Devil.
News of the Week
Terry shares a story where firefighters had to rescue a cow from a swimming pool. Jill has a story about a seal who wanted to go to guide dog school in California. Keith tells us about a cat who likes to steal people’s underwear. The fun stories continue with the retired alpaca, radioactive wasps and the woman who set world records by rowing a boat around the world.
Jill’s Weird Words
As usual, Jill’s word list gives us a hard time. We managed to guess a few, and have fun with the rest of them.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Join in to see if you might qualify to earn the label of old fark. Terry has top 10 sign that you just might be one.
Anchor topic
This week the category of blindness rehab that we discuss is on living skills. Since Terry has recently had a slip and fall, we talk about safety in the house and tripping hazards.
Email and Final Thoughts
Keith reads listener email. First up is one from a hotel manager who allows dogs and his establishment. The next one is from a man who met a World War II veteran and a restaurant. To close everything out, we share some final thoughts that cover topics ranging from school, to superheroes and stray anecdotes. Be sure you stay in touch with our website, send us an email and subscribe to our podcast.
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Quick recap
your hosts, Keith, Jill, and Terry shared personal vacation experiences and discussed various news stories, including unusual events and humorous anecdotes. The group explored word meanings and etymology, followed by a discussion of presidential candidates and technology topics like water-resistant phones and charging devices. The conversation ended with lighthearted banter and jokes, along with a reminder for listeners to subscribe to the podcast and leave ratings and reviews.
Summary
Jill shared details about her trip to Florida with her family, including visiting the beach and various attractions. They talked about the challenges of navigating the beach with visual impairments and the importance of wearing appropriate footwear. Keith inquired about a Facebook picture of Jill petting a taxidermic crocodile, which she confirmed was not alive. The conversation was light-hearted and focused on their personal experiences.
Jill shared her fishing experiences, including catching a seahorse with her grandson, and discussed trying various types of fish during a vacation. Keith mentioned his son, Mike, visited from Wichita, Kansas, on a motorcycle trip, and they spent time together before Mikey continued his journey. Terry and Keith briefly discussed Mike’s job as a maintenance department shopper at the Wichita airport. Terry shared an update about his truck being repaired after a long breakdown, with the motor replaced and a $356 bill to cover the costs.
Random Topic
It’s time once again for gas the year! The team played a guessing game about historical events from 1984, including Michael Jackson winning 8 Grammy awards and the boycott of the summer Olympics.
News of the Week
Terry shared details about a postponed world’s largest omelet event in New York City due to a milk truck spill, while Jill recounted a Florida wildlife conservation rescue of a 9-foot alligator blocking an interstate. Keith then presented a story about a 54-pound meteorite from Mars being auctioned in New York, estimated to sell for $2-4 million, alongside a mounted dinosaur skeleton. Terry questioned how scientists determined the rock’s Martian origin, leading to a discussion about the meteorite’s long journey and its discovery site in Africa.
We continue our quest for odd news stories and laughs by sharing several humorous news stories, including one about English chefs attempting to create the world’s largest Scotch egg, which broke apart during frying and was turned into breakfast burritos. Jill then discussed an escaped monitor lizard in Massachusetts that crossed into Connecticut, heading south towards Mexico despite its owners lacking proper paperwork. Terry concluded with stories about a chicken pecking at a Buffalo Wild Wings door in Iowa and unusual items found on a Megabus in the UK, which are either returned to owners or donated to charity. The conversation ended with Terry mentioning a bear interrupting a golf tournament in Japan, leading to a discussion about the Happy Gilmore movie.
Jill’s Weird Words
The group discussed several words and their meanings, including ornithopter (a flying device that flaps its wings), abstruse (difficult to understand), glyptic (related to engraving or carving), tortuous (full of twists and turns), ductile (able to be drawn out into thin wire), and delineate (to describe or portray something precisely). They also discussed the word arras, which means a tapestry hung over a wall or window, and noctumulus, which means to sleepwalk. The conversation was informal and included jokes and puns related to the words being discussed.
Terry’s Top 10 Lists
We transition into Terry’s top 10 list of entertaining presidential candidates, including Dwayne Johnson, Steve Carell, Bill Nye, Morgan Freeman, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds, Jeff Goldblum, Danny DeVito, Tom Hanks, and Weird Al Yankovic.

Quick recap
Keith and Terry discussed various topics during their podcast, including technical issues, personal updates, and humorous anecdotes. They covered subjects such as password security, movie reviews, unusual news stories, and navigation apps for the visually impaired. The hosts also shared entertaining lists and jokes, encouraged listener engagement, and wrapped up the show with closing remarks.
Summary
Keith and Terry shared personal updates, such as Terry’s recovery from an infected toe and his intention to swim in his pool. Keith mentioned that Jill, who was absent, might be on vacation, and they briefly discussed preparing for their podcast episode.
Terry shared his recent experiences with hacking attempts on various accounts, emphasizing the importance of frequently changing passwords, especially for financial transactions. Keith advised Terry and others to use unique passwords across different platforms and suggested using password managers or browser tools to store and manage passwords securely. They briefly discussed the convenience and security of using random passwords generated by devices, as well as the potential risks of storing passwords locally. The conversation concluded with a brief mention of upcoming events, including a gun safety class at Keith’s church and Terry’s recent experience with his deceased dog’s ashes.
Random Topic
Keith and Terry discussed making up movie reviews for new releases, focusing on titles like “Ghost Killer,” “Fantastic for,” and “2,000 meters to Andra kiva.” They humorously speculated about the plots and themes of these films, including a potential origin story for the Beatles and a revenge tale involving Bambi.
News of the Week
Terry recounted a story about firefighters in England responding to a fire caused by a heat lamp in a tortoise’s aquarium. They also discussed a problem in Minot, North Dakota, where Richardson ground squirrels have been burrowing everywhere, leading to pest control efforts.
Terry and Keith discussed a fluorescent green pigeon in Hampshire, England, which has drawn international attention. They also talked about robot umpires being used in minor league baseball, with plans to potentially implement them in the major leagues next year.
Terry shared a story about a Virginia man who lost his wedding ring at a Christmas tree farm 15 years ago and was finally reunited with it when the farm was sold and a new owner found it while plowing. Terry mentioned he had lost two class rings valued at $400 each on his property and discussed getting replicas made.
Jill’s Weird Words
Since Jill isn’t here this week, we decide to skip that segment to move directly to the top 10 list.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry shared a humorous top 10 list of fictional and real women who would make good presidents, including Oprah Winfrey, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Dolly Parton, while Keith provided commentary on each selection.
Anchor Topic
We feature the category of Orientation and mobility, with Keith sharing his experience of needing a new cane tip for his support cane and the challenges he faced in obtaining the correct replacement.
Keith shared his experiences using navigation apps like Blind Square and Google Maps for walking and driving directions. He noted that Google Maps generally works better than Apple Maps and highlighted features like reporting construction or flooded roads to help other users. Terry mentioned trying out Blind Square and Google Maps, with a preference for Google Maps due to better navigation guidance. Both discussed the importance of using the correct map app for accurate directions and the benefits of community reporting for improved route information.
Email and Final Thoughts
Keith shared two humorous anecdotes. The first involved a 97-year-old woman who claimed she no lon...

Quick recap
we covered a range of topics, including personal updates, creative exercises, and humorous storytelling. Jill and Keith discussed various news items, unusual words, and sources for audiobooks, as well as sharing jokes and anecdotes. The conversation touched on technology, cultural events, and listener engagement, with a mix of informative and entertaining content throughout the session.
Summary
Keith and Jill discussed the absence of Terry from the podcast due to medical appointments, including treatment for an infected foot wound. They shared updates about their families, including a church reunion and a new grandbaby. Keith mentioned Robin is away at camp and Isaac is staying with him, though Isaac was still asleep. They briefly discussed political views and the success of Donald Trump’s first six months in office. The conversation concluded with Keith planning to address Isaac’s late-night gamin random Topic
it’s time for a Madlib! We went through a list of prompts, including adjectives, verbs, nouns, and occupation-related terms, with Keith providing hints for each category.
David’s Musical Battle Story
Keith shared a humorous and imaginative retelling of the Bible story about David, focusing on his role as a musician who played the guitar and used sign language to drive away an evil spirit. He emphasized that this version was not a traditional Sunday school story and should not be taken as doctrine.
news of the Week
Jill shared a story about a pygmy hippo’s first birthday celebration at a zoo in Thailand, which attracted visitors from around the world. Keith then discussed an extraordinary fossil discovery made by a Denver Museum during a geothermal drilling project, which was extremely rare and unexpected. Finally, Jill mentioned an upcoming “Balls Out Bowling” event in Pennsylvania, where participants bowl naked except for their shoes, with rules to ensure a fun and respectful atmosphere.
the stories keep coming when Keith and Jill discussed a unique road project in Fujairah, United Arab Emirates, where a section of highway plays Beethoven’s 9th Symphony through strategically placed rumble strips. Ali Al-Jafidi, the Director of Fujairah Fine Arts Academy, explained that the project aims to combine art with everyday life for drivers entering the city. They also touched on the high cost of a 5-pound wheel of cheese from Spain, which sold for $42,000.
Jill’s Weird Words
Jill and Keith engaged in a session of discussing and defining unusual words, including “phlegmatic,” “finitude,” and “promulgate.” Jill explained the meanings of each word, while Keith offered interpretations and connections to common knowledge. They also discussed the word “fictile,” which refers to pottery made from clay. The session was interrupted briefly due to technical issues with Jill’s machine, but they continued with the activity until completing it.
Terry’s Top 10 List
As expected, since Terry is not in the meeting, we substitute with a little bit of random stuff from our sponsor to entertain you.
anchor Topic
in our segment dedicated to blindness rehabilitation topics, we discuss reading books. Keith and Jill discuss various sources for free and low-cost audiobooks, including Audible, Book share, and the National Library Service for the Blind and Print Disabled. They mention that some services require proof of visual impairment or other disabilities to access. Keith notes that major blindness advocacy groups recently held their annual conventions.
email and Final Thoughts
Keith reads an email from a listener about a humorous incident involving a freshly varnished toilet seat. he follows it up with one from a passive aggressive rancher who got a speeding ticket.
as usual,

Quick recap
featuring Keith, Jill, and Terry discussing personal anecdotes, engaging in icebreaker activities, and sharing unusual news stories and word meanings. They explored hypothetical scenarios, debated celebrity friendships, and delved into topics ranging from CCTV devices for visually impaired individuals to humorous presidential candidates. The conversation ended with joke-sharing and light-hearted banter, encouraging listener engagement through their website.
Summary
Terry shared his experience with inflating a shark toy for his pool and how it interacted with his stepdaughter. They briefly discussed shark behavior and the toy shark’s design. The podcast, titled “2 Blind Brothers and a Blind Sister,” began with Keith introducing the episode and the participants.
Personal Updates and Neighborhood News
The group discussed various personal topics, including Terry’s homemade pool chlorinator and his wife’s reaction to his blue-blocker sunglasses. Keith suggested using a neck strap to differentiate between the blue-blocker and regular sunglasses. Jill shared that she celebrated her 40th anniversary with a church service and movie day. The conversation concluded with Keith mentioning neighborhood fireworks displays and the start of church summer camp, noting that Isaac would be attending the older boys’ camp.
Random Topic
The group engaged in an icebreaker discussion where they shared hypothetical scenarios about tattoos, restaurants, shoes, and celebrity friendships. Terry and Jill’s discussed their preferences for tattoos and restaurants, while Keith shared his thoughts on military-themed tattoos and Chinese buffets. The conversation concluded with the group considering which celebrity they would want as a best friend, with Tom Hanks emerging as a popular choice due to his well-rounded personality and liberal views.
News of the Week
Terry discussed the practice of using unusual urine sample containers at a Scottish medical clinic. Jill shared a story about a legally blind man who crocheted the largest Granny Square in the world, measuring 42 feet by 42 feet. Keith concluded with a tale of a fan who climbed Wrigley Field’s netting to retrieve a stuck baseball bat, earning cheers from the crowd after being removed by security.
We continue with several unusual news stories, including a 21-pound lobster named Lorenzo that was released back into the sea after being in captivity for years, and a man who got stuck in a chimney while trying to retrieve his dog from a locked building. They also shared personal anecdotes about lost or mishandled money, including Terry’s experience with traveler’s checks during military service and Keith’s story about losing cash in Panama. The conversation concluded with a discussion about currency exchange practices in different military bases around the world.
Jill’s Weird Words
The group discussed several unusual and archaic words, including “buttle” (meaning to be a humorous butler), “vagile” (relating to biology and movement), “wangle” (to obtain something by cunning), “frontispiece” (the introductory page of a book), “nidification” (the act of nesting), and “moppet” (a small, sweet child). They also explored the meanings of “mumpsimus” (a stubborn adherence to a wrong tradition) and “fardel” (an archaic term for a bundle). The discussion was lighthearted and included humorous interpretations of some of the words.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry presented a humorous top 10 list of what might happen if Ozzy Osbourne were elected President of the United States, including scenarios like mumbled State of the Union addresses, heavy metal cabinet meetings, and a rock-themed Oval Office.
Anchor Topic
Keith discussed the use of CCTV (Closed Circuit ...

Quick recap
we covered a wide range of topics, including personal updates, upcoming events, and unusual news stories. We discussed and reviewed various movies, shared anecdotes about animals, and explored the meanings of uncommon words. We also touched on technological advancements, space-related trivia, and concluded with a series of jokes and humorous anecdotes.
Summary
Keith, Terry, and Jill discussed various updates and personal anecdotes. Keith mentioned the upcoming summer camp schedule, including the week of July 4th and potential dates in the following weeks. Terry shared details about St. Louis Arch Day and the passing of his dog, Herschel. Jill talked about attending a Muni performance and searching for a specific book in the library. They also briefly discussed a house explosion in Madison County and Donald Trump’s approval for an alligator sanctuary on Alcatraz. (Good try AI companion. Alligator Alcatraz is not the same thing as an alligator sanctuary on Alcatraz Island.)The conversation concluded with a lighthearted discussion about potential prison locations.
Random Topic
our random topic features our made-up movie review game. It’s the game where we discuss upcoming movies, focusing on titles and guessing their plots based solely on the names. We reviewed several films, including “Clueless” (a 30th anniversary re-release), “Never Blink,” “Inheritance,” “Shark Whisperer,” and others. For “Inheritance,” they correctly guessed it was about family drama and newfound wealth, with a premise similar to “Brewster’s Millions.” The discussion was light-hearted, with the group making jokes and sharing trivia about the movies, though they noted that some titles seemed bland.
News of the Week
Terry shared a story about a mama bear and her two cubs breaking into a cabin in Colorado and eating jelly from the refrigerator. Jill then shared her first story about an alligator in North Carolina.
The unusual news stories continue, including a 400-pound reptile being cited for loitering without proper paperwork and obstructing traffic, and an 80-year-old driver who got stuck driving a luxury sedan down Rome’s Spanish steps. They also shared a story about a Billy goat in Maryland that was causing mischief by eating neighbors’ grass and slipping through fences, leading to discussions about the potential benefits of owning a sheep instead of a goat.
But wait! There’s more! We still have several unusual news stories, including a man who set a world record by staying buried in snow for over two hours in the Swiss Alps, and a black bear in Michigan that wore a large plastic lid around its neck for two years until wildlife experts removed it. We also shared a story about a man in Virginia who was kicked out of a hotel for transporting an alligator, which was illegal in the area. The conversation included speculation about how the bear’s lid got stuck and how the alligator situation might have been handled differently if it was claimed as a service animal.
Jill’s Weird Words
Jill presents her list, and we discussed and defined several unusual words, including “menstruation” (to measure), “serried” (rows of people standing close together), “foible” (eccentricity in character), “pentimento” (a painting that has been painted over), “omphalos” (the center or hub of something), and “fossick” (to search for something, an Australian word). (It looks like our AI companion got some of those spelling is incorrect, so Alyssa and then Joe will tell you the real spelling.)
It’s Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry shared a list of the top 10 candies eaten in outer space, highlighting that M&M’s were the first, followed by Tootsie Rolls, Skittles, Starburst, jelly beans, licorice, fruit leather,

Quick recap
Keith discussed his recent trip to Dinosaur Adventureland. We engaged in trivia and word games, and shared various animal-related stories and humorous anecdotes. We covered personal topics including health issues, household organization challenges, and financial difficulties, as well as plans for future events and potential pet ownership. The meeting also touched on technical problems, home improvement projects, and concluded with discussions about upcoming activities and fundraisers.
Summary
Keith discussed his recent trip to Dinosaur Adventureland Park in Alabama, where he encountered a Baptist preacher who runs the park and has a quirky sense of humor. Keith shared details about the park’s activities, including a petting zoo, jeep tours, and Bible lessons. Terry mentioned his high blood sugar levels during the podcast.
Random Topic
For the random segment, Keith presents a trivia quiz with 10 questions.
The quiz covered various topics including music, literature, geography, sports, and confectionery. In the process we discussed questions about songs by the Righteous Brothers, John Milton’s “Paradise Lost,” the capital of Japan, celebrity birthdays, the natural habitat of grizzly bears, NBA teams, and chocolate companies. The participants answered questions about dog agility, the movie “Father of the Bride,” and the process by which plants create food. The session concluded with a brief discussion about Terry’s blood sugar monitor and its recent alerts.
News of the Week
Your podcast hosts shared several animal-related stories, including a Florida bear that was captured after taking a nap in a backyard hot tub using donuts laced with knockout drugs, a chicken that wandered into a Buffalo Wild Wings in Ohio, and an elephant seal that wandered into a Cape Town shopping area before being successfully returned to the ocean. Terry shared updates about two bears that escaped from their zoo enclosure in London and broke into a grocery store, while Jill’s story focused on a 20-year-old parrot named Hendrix in Rhode Island who needs a new home due to his extensive curse word vocabulary. The conversation ended with Keith’s report about North Dakota’s initiative to install flush toilets at historical sites, with the childhood home of Lawrence Welk being the latest location to receive the upgrade.
Jill’s Weird Words
Terry has some connection trouble, but Keith and Jill engaged in a word game, discussing the meanings and origins of various words, including “laudable,” “appendage,” “keystone,” “notionate,” “pannier,” “notorious,” “wheeble,” and “acushment.” Terry joined later, contributing to the discussion and sharing personal anecdotes.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry presents a list of “Top 10 things not to do while naked,” including dangerous activities like cooking, mowing the lawn, and using sharp tools.
Anchor Topic
We don’t have anything prepared, so we explored tax benefits for the blind and elderly, noting that some states offer property tax savings for disabled individuals.
Email and final thoughts
Keith reads two humorous emails, one about a woman trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle and another about a father pretending to announce his divorce to bring his children home for Christmas. As usual we close it out with our final thoughts. Keith signed off the meeting, encouraging listeners to rate and review their podcast, and provided information on how to connect with the show through their website.
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Quick recap
we discussed various personal matters including vehicle issues, family updates, and upcoming events while sharing lighthearted stories and historical trivia about technology and entertainment. We engaged in word games and discussed kitchen safety tips before sharing humorous email stories and jokes about food, marriage, and grammar.
Summary
Terry discussed his truck engine issues, with the mechanic estimating $700 for labor alone to rebuild it, though it’s covered under extended warranty. Jill shared that her son had to put down his dog Tucker due to organ failure, and Keith mentioned that Robin is preparing for Vacation Bible School while dealing with staffing challenges. The group also discussed an upcoming Monday night event and potential scheduling conflicts with Robin’s planned trip to Alabama to pick up grandchildren.
Random Topic
We turn to our random topic which features a guest a year game. In a lighthearted discussion about historical events and technology, Keith present several clues including Eddie Murphy’s debut on “The Tonight Show,” the launch of the Commodore 64, and President Reagan’s first State of the Union address.
News of the Week
Jill shared a story about a truck crash in Washington that released 14 million bees, causing road closures. Keith then described the annual cheese-rolling event in the UK, known as the “world’s most dangerous race,” where participants chase a wheel of cheese down a steep hill.
Our news continues with several unusual animal stories, including a Kentucky woman’s surprise order of 76,000 Dum-Dum suckers by her young son, a zebra that escaped in Tennessee and was captured after a week, and a group of cockatoos in Sydney learning to operate drinking fountains like humans. Terry also shared a story about an elephant in India named Clyde Yang who entered a store and helped himself to snacks, leading to a $25 removal fee for the wildlife service.
Jill’s Weird Words
The group played a word game where they discussed and attempted to guess the meanings of various words, including “conservation,” “adjure,” “osmosis,” “liability,” “Perna,” “exhilation,” “fatuous,” “gamp,” “habnab,” and “chariotism.” They shared their interpretations and definitions, with some guesses being more accurate than others.
Terry’s Top 10 List
Terry presents the top 10 Saturday Night Live hosts, with Alec Baldwin leading at 17 appearances, followed by Steve Martin at 16.
Anchor Topic
They then explored accessibility tips for kitchen tasks, particularly focusing on safely handling sharp objects like knives and food processor blades. Jill suggested using a food processor’s handle as a reference point for blade location, while Keith and Terry discussed the importance of proper storage and handling of sharp items to prevent accidents.
Email
Keith shared two humorous email stories, including one about teaching manners to students and another about a blind clerk assisting a customer at a bait shop. Jill and Keith noticed similarities between the email stories and a person named LDB, potentially indicating a connection.
Final Thoughts
The group shared various jokes and humorous observations, including puns about food, marriage, and money. Terry discussed switching from shampoo to dish soap for hair washing, while Jill shared jokes about misbehaving children and the challenges of becoming wealthy. Keith contributed several jokes about grammar, hiking, and weather, and the group exchanged light-hearted banter throughout the conversation.
AI-generated content, edited as needed by Keith.
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