In which Jared bullshits about one (very) important thing in particular. Just listen to the intros and it'll make sense.
In which we bullshit about, well, nothing. If you catch the title reference, you get a gold star! (And, no, it doesn't mean an actual football pitch but it's a great double entendre.)
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | N/A
- Because literally nothing happened
SEGMENTS | 1:32 - 49:32
- The usual roundup
WRAP UP | 49:32 - 1:07:37
- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
In which we bullshit about, well, you know.
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:45 - 18:13
- Arsenal bottled it
SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 56:55
- Some stuff other than Arsenal bottling the title
WRAP UP | 56:55 - 1:06:38
- Some jokes and funny stuff that aren't the bottling of the title by Arsenal
In which we bullshit about Arsenal's title hopes dashed, some British dude who US Soccer hired to make us less incompetent, and minimal discussion about friggin Wrexham. (Are we all tired of that story yet?)
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:53 - 18:13
- Matt Crocker will save us
- Absolute bare bones amount of time on Wrexham (srsly we promise)
- United securing an ass kicking in a cup final
SEGMENTS | 18:13 - 50:18
- Domestic league roundup
WRAP UP | 50:18 - 1:12:13
- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
In which we bullshit about de Gea howlers, Maguire's magnetic bad luck, and some other (almost) equally hilarious insanity that we've been missing in our lives.
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:35 - 21:35
- Italy is so Italian
- CONCACAF silliness (including the latest installment of the newly named "Continental Clasico" because apparently everything needs to be a "clasico" now)
SEGMENTS | 21:35 - 58:55
- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (Europa and Conference league were on some combination of fentanyl and horse tranquilizer JFC)
WRAP UP | 58:55 - 1:12:36
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
In which we bullshit about that stupid hyperbole, even stupider owners (wish we had time for Dan Snyder lol), and the stupidest of them all - the New York Red Bulls who for some reason think that the best course of action when one of your players cops to being a racist and saying epithets on the field is to quietly suspend him less games than other dudes have gotten for ripping up officials' cards and then actually say nothing on the subject. Spineless cowards.
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TIMESTAMPS (marginally off but not taking the time to fix it, I've got yard work to do)
TOPICS | 1:50 - 17:05
- So. Many. Injuries.
- Julie Ertz is BACK (the one bright spot)
SEGMENTS | 17:05 - 51:50
- Domestic league roundup
WRAPUP | 51:50 - 1:19:22
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
In which we bullshit about how it's actually not. Audio technical difficulties so, in the words of the Soup Nazi, NO TIMESTAMPS FOR YOU!
In which we bullshit about Roy Hodgson and Sir Alex's beef, Millionarios' early struggles, and a few massive domestic league results since we last recorded.
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 2:11 - 5:45
- Erik Ten Hag reveals that he is NOT who people thought he was
- Arteta comments on GENDER (careful, Mikel!)
- Really, are Hodgson and Sir Alex BEEFING?
SEGMENTS | 5:45 - 17:56
- Let's be clear, NO international window garbage here (waste of time)
WRAP UP | 17:56 - 26:55
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
In which we bullshit about UEFA club competition draws, the upcoming international window, and the non-college basketball insanity that took place this past weekend.
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:56 - 25:12
- The draws (and NOW Napoli are shoe-ins to win Champs League)
- CONCACAF Nations League (let's fucking go)
SEGMENTS | 25:12 - 51:26
- Domestic league round up (Bayern AND PSG both lost?!)
WRAP UP | 51:26 - 1:08:36
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
In which we bullshit about the enigmatic Scott Parker, the anomaly that is Chelsea, and lucky #7, amongst other items.
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:43 - 23:03
- Including crime corner, Scott Parker fired from Scott Parker's Club Brugge, and blame Canada
SEGMENTS | 23:03 - 50:41
- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback including a smorgasborg of Champions League, Europa League, and Conference League
WRAP UP | 50:41 - 1:02:33
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
So I guess we have to acknowledge them in some way? Congrats on lifting the trophy for the most reviled competition on the face of the planet that is constantly the butt of jokes and object of derision from basically every team and fan. It's just so cool how you don't care about what people think and can celebrate *anything*. You do you!
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 2:00 - 21:14
- Klinsmann hired for South Korea job (confirmation we live in a bizarro world)
- Carabao Cup final (ugh)
- Update on French women's national team
SEGMENTS | 21:14 - 49:45
- Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback
- MLS Corner f/ Jared Reback
WRAP UP | 49:45 - 1:04:45
- CHOTW / OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
Not sure how the Back to the Future theme came about, but there you have it. H/t to none other than Jared Reback for picking up the slack as I shirked my podcasting responsibilities to be a responsible homeowner.
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TIMESTAMPS
INTRO | 1:43 - 24:33
- Women's international football
- Old men stop playing playing for their national teams
- F Leeds
- RIP John Motson LEGEND
SEGMENTS | 24:33 - 55:17
- European Roundup (three, count 'em, THREE European competitions)
WRAP UP | 55:17 - 1:09:40
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
Fuckin thing SUCKS!
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:35 - 25:40
- Sucking
SEGMENTS | 25:40 - 47:15
- More sucking
WRAP UP | 47:15 - 1:00:35
- Unbelievably even more sucking
Inexperienced young players are going for nine figures and Saudi Arabia is trying to sponsor the women's World Cup. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:50 - 28:10
- Some Murrican news including Marsch's WRONG AND UNFAIR sacking
- City and FFP (here's my shocked face)
SEGMENTS | 28:10 - 1:08:30
- Domestic league round up f/ Jared Reback
- Rumors and Here We Gos (prob the wildest January window of all time)
WRAP UP | 1:08:30 - 1:20:00
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
We actually were. Not something Everton can say though hiyooooo! That's how we start it off and plow through some pretty milquetoast results, if we're being honest, and close it out with warm fuzzies and funnies.
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:41 - 13:39
- Frank Lampard SACKED
- McBride OUT too (although out of what, we're not sure)
SEGMENTS | 13:39 - 42:23
- Domestic league roundup f/ Jared Reback
WRAP UP | 42:23 - 55:01
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
[Insert witty description here. Sorry y'all, I gotta run lol)
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:28 - 25:33
- Sad news, bad news corner
- Camp Cupcake
- Bonus topics!
SEGMENTS | 25:33 - 58:16
- Week roundup
- Get the sack / pat on the back
- Rumors and Here We Gos
WRAP UP | 58:16 - 1:07:17
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!
They're both things we actually exert time and energy discussing on this podcast episode, because that's the world we live in.
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TIMESTAMPS
TOPICS | 1:39 - 19:49
- Gareth Bale retires (the end of an era!)
- Christian Pulisic is made of glass
- Noel La Graet is a son of a bitch
- Drama in Africa (here's my shocked face)
SEGMENTS | 19:49 - 57:04
- Major everything round up
- Rumors and Here We Gos (triumphant return)
WRAP UP | 57:04 - 1:09:39
- OGOTD / stoppage time winners
- Au revoir!