In which we bullshit about that stupid hyperbole, even stupider owners (wish we had time for Dan Snyder lol), and the stupidest of them all - the New York Red Bulls who for some reason think that the best course of action when one of your players cops to being a racist and saying epithets on the field is to quietly suspend him less games than other dudes have gotten for ripping up officials' cards and then actually say nothing on the subject. Spineless cowards.

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TIMESTAMPS (marginally off but not taking the time to fix it, I've got yard work to do)

TOPICS | 1:50 - 17:05

- So. Many. Injuries.

- Julie Ertz is BACK (the one bright spot)

SEGMENTS | 17:05 - 51:50

- Domestic league roundup

WRAPUP | 51:50 - 1:19:22

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!