In which we bullshit about de Gea howlers, Maguire's magnetic bad luck, and some other (almost) equally hilarious insanity that we've been missing in our lives.

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TIMESTAMPS

TOPICS | 1:35 - 21:35

- Italy is so Italian

- CONCACAF silliness (including the latest installment of the newly named "Continental Clasico" because apparently everything needs to be a "clasico" now)

SEGMENTS | 21:35 - 58:55

- European Nonsense f/ Jared Reback (Europa and Conference league were on some combination of fentanyl and horse tranquilizer JFC)

WRAP UP | 58:55 - 1:12:36

- OGOTD / stoppage time winners

- Au revoir!