In this final installment of Neon Gods, Mal, Ariel, and Paige get into the chaotic climax of Katee Robert’s steamy saga. From unexpected puppy adoptions, repeated love confessions, and the not-so-ultimate showdown with Zeus. Expect hilarious hot takes, outrageous hypothetical scenarios, and our signature unfiltered and unhinged book banter. Whether you’re here for the drama or the smut, this episode has it all. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and prepare for a not-so-great-rollercoaster of emotions and laughter.
Bonus points if you can count how many times we say 'raw dawg' and how many times Mal names a disease that isn't connected with the correct symptoms.
In this episode, Ariel, Paige and Mal get into chapters 11-20 of Neon Gods by Katee Robert. Things are heating up as we explore Hades’ theorized security rituals, Persephone’s happy days, and an unforgettable trip to the sex dungeon. Get ready for wild predictions, hilarious theories, and a very chaotic surprise at the end of the episode. Pour yourself a strong drink, get comfy, and join us for another round of unfiltered, unhinged book banter. Let’s get snarky!
Welcome to the NEW and improved version of Snark Notes. In this episode, Mal, Paige and Ariel get intothe first ten chapters of Neon Gods by Katee Robert. Join us as we laugh, gasp, and cringe our way through Persephone’s desperate escape from Zeus’s wrinkly sack and her 'unexpected' meeting with Hades’ in his dark and very public dungeon. Expect wild predictions, outrageous character breakdowns, and more chaotic banter than you can handle. Grab your wine and let’s get feral!
Welcome back to another episode of wild interpretations and hilarious character analysis as we dive into "Unravel Me" chapters 43-48. This time around, Juliette’s taking "touch-starved" to a whole new level – she’s practically touch depraved! She's always talking about touching someone.
Then, get ready for a comparison that might just be our best yet: Warner as a male Linda Belcher. Remember when Linda went full 'Blom'? That’s Warner in these chapters. He's blond, bold, and... a bit of a rat, selling out anyone to get ahead. But don't worry, we unpack all his rat-like charms in detail.
Amidst the drama, Kenji's covering for Juliette, Adam's spiraling further into his post-breakup vortex, and Warner? He’s still somehow managing to be the ultimate hot guy, despite his newfound status as our favorite rodent. How does he do it? We’ve got theories!
Join us as we navigate the complex emotions, betrayals, and unexpected twists in these explosive chapters. Grab your headphones, and let’s get started – this is one episode you won't want to miss! 🎤
This episode short in title but huge in content! Ariel's at the front this time, guiding us through the twists and turns, including Kenji's rather unique approach to making friends (or should we say... drugging them? 😂).
Then, get ready for a montage of fighting. But wait, there’s a twist! Mal’s got this wild idea to cast our favorite "Twilight" characters in a hypothetical "Shatter Me" movie. Picture Edward Cullen playing Juliette's world, and you've got the gist. It’s as hilarious as it sounds, trust us.
And let’s not forget the main event: Warner’s height, standing proud at 5'9". In a world obsessed with towering heroes, we're here to celebrate our beloved Short Kings. Ariel puts it perfectly – not everyone needs to be a 7'8" faerie to steal the show. Warner, with his complexity and charm, stands tall (pun intended) among YA’s most captivating characters.
Humor, heart, and a healthy dose of appreciation for characters of all heights, this episode has it all. Celebrate our Short (er) Kings – because 5'9" isn't even short!
Hey Main Characters, we’ve realized Tahereh Mafi's big secret. This all started out as a Draco Malfoy fanfic. Just hear us out... In these last few chapters, Warner and his dad are giving us major Draco and Lucius Malfoy vibes, and we’re here to spill all the tea on it. 🍵📚
But first, prepare yourself for an immediate detour about two minutes into the episode as we dive into the ocean – or rather, Mal’s absolute fear of it. She’s got this wild tale about jellyfish in bottles (yep, it’s as weird as it sounds).
Then we get right back into Juliette totally being a total badass as she works her way through a crazy hostage situation, and we can’t help but see her channeling her inner darkness. And Warner? Oh, he’s doing his best to rewrite his Malfoy destiny by jumping in to save Juliette yet again. Is it just me, or is it getting a little magical in here?
So, if you’re in the mood for some deep dives into Warner’s Draco-like dilemma, Juliette’s newfound edge, and a couple of laugh-out-loud stories from our own lives, you’ve gotta tune in. Start listening!
Chapters 19-24 of "Unravel Me" in this episode takes breaking up to a whole new level. Who needs a clean break when you can just zap all the energy out of your boyfriend and send him packing...to the hospital?
In a twist that has us rethinking relationship strategies, Juliette's unique approach to ending things with Adam sparks the ultimate question from Paige: "Who else can she put into the hospital?" It's breakups, dystopian style – because why do it over text when you can do it with superpowers?
As our crew steals supplies and encounters a surprise visitor (hello, Warner!), we're all eyes on Juliette's knack for misreading situations. And let's talk about Juliette's flirting spree. Fresh off her "breakup," we're unpacking all her flirtations.
Kenji's over here playing the tough love card, pretty much done with the sob stories. "Yeah, well, we all have one of those," but Mal jumps in to remind us that Juliette's feelings aren't just teenage angst – they're real, they're raw, and they deserve some airtime.
Now listen up and tune in to hear more from your favorite dystopian drama queens.
Inspired by Taylor Swift's new album and a hilariously out-of-left-field quote from our boy Winston, we're diving deep into the world of dystopian discomfort this episode.
Let's talk about the quote that kicked it all off: "I could kick a soldier's crotch for some coffee." Mal's reaction? "That's a new one for me. THAT is not a shared experience." And MCs, we're just as bewildered and amused.
But it's not all kicks and giggles. Amidst the laughter, we're tackling the heartache of Juliette and Adam's breakup. Ah, young love... Poor Adam. #BlueBalls4Life.
We're also peeling back the layers on Adam's newfound ability to disable, and Juliette's journey above ground. It's a time of change, of growth, and of realizing that sometimes, the person you need to save the most is yourself.
Join us as we laugh, cry, and maybe kick a few metaphorical crotches along the way. Tune in, grab your favorite coffee (no soldiers harmed in the making), and let's unravel this chapter together.
Hey there, Main Characters! Buckle up, because we're heading straight into "Unravel Me" chapters 7-12, and things are getting... sparkly? That's right, we're tossing Juliette into the Twilight Zone this week, dubbing her the Edward Cullen of dystopian YA. Only instead of dazzling you with her skin, she might just accidentally kill you. Oops.
Imagine Juliette murmuring, "As if you could outrun me, as if you could fight me off," and you've got the gist of our playful comparison. It's a mix of melodrama and superpowers, with Juliette stepping into the role of a brooding, not-so-sparkly vampire. But fear not, no vampires (or soldiers) were harmed in the making of this podcast.
But don't worry, we're not all jokes and vampire references here. We're digging deep into the trust game at Omega Point. Castle's got that mysterious leader vibe going on, but can we really trust him? And then there's Kenji, brushing off Juliette's whirlwind of emotions like she's just hit puberty. Come on, dude, she's juggling teenage hormones AND a lethal touch. Give her a break!
Speaking of emotions, let's talk about how everyone's expecting Juliette to have the wisdom and emotional control of a centuries-old wizard. Hello, she's a teenager with the weight of the world on her shoulders, not Dumbledore! Can we cut her some slack and maybe, I don't know, offer a support group or something? "Hi, my name is Juliette, and I can kill you with a touch." Group hug—wait, maybe not.
So give it a listen... PLEASE :)
The girls have started "Unravel Me," the second installment in Tahereh Mafi's riveting Shatter Me Series! Join us as Ariel leads the charge, unraveling the complexities of Juliette's latest adventures, and yes, the peculiarities of attraction and anatomy.
Kicking things off, we explore Juliette's fascinating obsession – not with Adam himself, but rather the bird tattooed on his chest. It's the bird of her dreams, but wait... does they hear wedding bells or just the flutter of wings? The lines blur in a hilariously confused confession of love.
Then, as the conversation heats up, Ariel sheds light on Adam and Juliette's intimate encounters, prompting Mal to clarify the mechanics of their connection – or the lack thereof. It's a side-splitting moment of miscommunication that leaves Paige momentarily lost for words, until the topic takes a turn into the unexpectedly educational territory of anatomical variances. 🍆
But fear not, we swiftly navigate back to the heart of the story, pondering the mysteries of Omega Point and speculating on what lies ahead for our star-crossed lovers. The intrigue at Omega Point thickens, and we dissect every hint and clue about the potential rifts and alliances forming in the shadows.
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Wrap up "Shatter Me" with us in an episode that's as insightful as it is hilarious – "Pre-Nut Fogginess." Yes, you read that right. In this book finale, we're exploring the phenomenon of Warner's not-so-crystal-clear decisions around Juliette. It seems love (or is it lust?) has a perplexing effect on our dear Warner, fogging up his strategic mind pre-climax.
On the lighter side, we discuss the uniquely gifted Winston and his... let's say, extendable talents. The jokes fly fast and free, wondering about what everyone else is thinking... "extenda-dick."
On a more serious note, we pivot to the importance of names, sparked by Kenji Kishimoto's frustration with being nicknamed "Moto." It's a conversation about respect, identity, and the power held in getting someone's name right. It's not just pronunciation; it's personhood.
As always, we wrap up with a snarky yet sharp summary of these concluding chapters, offering our final thoughts on the characters' journeys, plot twists, and what it all might mean for the future of Juliette.
Get ready for an episode of Snark Notes that's as frustrating as it is funny. As we venture through chapters 30-35 of "Shatter Me," we're starting to wonder if the author is the master of literary edging. Thirty-five chapters in, and it's like a smutty scene is always just around the corner... but never quite here.
Each chapter teases and tantalizes, but just when things start to heat up, boom – interruption city! It's like the universe itself is c*ckblocking us at every turn. We're diving into this comical frustration, laughing at the constant build-up with no payoff. It's a rollercoaster of anticipation that never quite crests the hill.
Then, buckle up for Mal's epic rant on human paranoia, inspired by none other than "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." We explore the quirky idea that humans are hardwired to believe they're destined for greatness, to make the world a better place. But is it inspiration or just cosmic paranoia? Mal breaks it down in a way that only Snark Notes can – with humor, insight, and a healthy dose of skepticism.
As always, we balance our unique blend of snarky humor with in-depth analysis of the characters and plot. Whether you're here for the laughs, the rants, or the (nonexistent) steamy scenes, this episode has something for everyone.
In this laughter-packed episode of Snark Notes, we tackle chapters 19-29 of "Shatter Me," and let's just say things are getting both cringey and intriguing. Welcome to "The Warner Tax," where affection comes with a... price?
Picture Warner as the type who'd invoice for intimacy – "That's 19 kisses for this meal, thank you very much!" Yes, we're diving into the humorous, albeit slightly awkward, idea of Warner's quirky 'relationship economics.' It's all in good fun, but we can't help but cringe and laugh at the same time.
Paige brings a fresh perspective, comparing Juliette's attraction to Adam with Feyre's initial draw to Tamlin. Is it true love, or just the thrill of being cared for the first time?
The real meat of our discussion, however, centers around Adam. Trust issues are brewing, and we're not buying what he's selling. Is Adam genuinely shady, or is it a case of the narrative not fully selling us on his character? Mal throws down the gauntlet, questioning if it's the character or the author's portrayal that's leaving us unconvinced.
As we navigate through these chapters, we balance our signature humor with deep dives into the characters' motivations and the story's unfolding mysteries. Whether you're Team Warner, Team Adam, or Team 'I Need More Info,' this episode has something for everyone.
Welcome to the season finale of Snark Notes, where we step into the chilling, yet bizarrely musical, world of "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes," chapters 24-30.
In the eerie corridors of the Capitol, a young Coriolanus Snow emerges – not just a budding dictator, but also, as Mal, Paige and Ariel speculate, Panem's own Troy Bolton. Faced with a life-altering choice: his future in the Capitol or the spring musicale (Lucy Gray), will Snow 'bop to the top' or does he 'gotta go his own way'? 🏀🎶
So join us for this grand finale, where we explore the depths of Snow's ambition and the heights of his... musical tendencies? It's an episode filled with suspense, humor, and maybe a few spontaneous song numbers – all in true Snark Notes fashion.
Buckle up for a wild ride through chapters 16-23 of "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes," where the temperature's rising and so are the laughs! In this episode of Snark Notes, we're not just thawing the frost; we're turning it into a comedy blizzard.
Snow always thinks "Snow lands on top", but Mal claims to be "Mr. Heatmiser", ready to melt him with her usual off-key notes. As we dissect these chapters, we're not just skating over the surface. We're doing triple axels around Snow's psyche, exploring why he's got a bigger chip on his shoulder than a Capitol-sized block of ice. Plus, we're diving into his descent into villainy – is he just a few snowballs short of a snowman, or what?
And stick around until the end for the email Mal decided to send Brittany Broski's business team. Just like her, Mal is gnawing on the bars of her enclosure, feral and trying to get out. Whether it's longing for freedom or just going wild over a fictional character, she's there.
Join us for an episode that's part deep-dive, part comedy roast, and 100% entertaining.
It's a new season, which means a new book, and what better way to start it off than with Mal's favorite series, The Hunger Games (but only the prequel). In this hilarious yet insightful episode, we dissect the first nine chapters of "The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes," where we unearth some wild theories about Dean Highbottom's secret life as a rebel ringleader in the Capitol. Mal occasionally breaks into spontaneous song, Paige theorizes and compares to the 74th Hunger games, and Ariel details of the book with the movie that just hit theaters.
We'll draw some eyebrow-raising connections between the 74th Hunger Games and the real world, sparking debates that might just have you questioning everything you knew about Panem. Plus, don't miss our off-the-wall comparison of Lucy Gray Baird to... wait for it... the Goat from Hoodwinked!
So, grab your favorite snack, get comfy, and join us for an episode filled with snarky humor, insightful discussion, and maybe a little bit of singing (courtesy of Mal). It's going to be a wild ride through the districts!
Hosts: Mal Nicholson, Paige Parks, and Ariel Landry
Mal, Paige and Ariel have been missing... from the world of Podcasting for the last several weeks! But they're back and ready with this Holiday Special! Listen to this episode full of exciting updates AND a cringeworthy fan fiction reading by Mal that she wrote between the ages of 12-20 on Wattpad. (She's 23). Enjoy this Holiday Special and prepare for NEXT SEASON starting next week with "A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes".
(All characters in the fanfictions and creative rights of the story concepts belong to their respective authors. Main characters in these fics and variated story lines are created by Mal Nicholson).
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Hosted by Mal Nicholson, Paige Parks, and Ariel Landry
