In this final installment of Neon Gods, Mal, Ariel, and Paige get into the chaotic climax of Katee Robert’s steamy saga. From unexpected puppy adoptions, repeated love confessions, and the not-so-ultimate showdown with Zeus. Expect hilarious hot takes, outrageous hypothetical scenarios, and our signature unfiltered and unhinged book banter. Whether you’re here for the drama or the smut, this episode has it all. So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and prepare for a not-so-great-rollercoaster of emotions and laughter.

Bonus points if you can count how many times we say 'raw dawg' and how many times Mal names a disease that isn't connected with the correct symptoms.