Get ready for an episode of Snark Notes that's as frustrating as it is funny. As we venture through chapters 30-35 of "Shatter Me," we're starting to wonder if the author is the master of literary edging. Thirty-five chapters in, and it's like a smutty scene is always just around the corner... but never quite here.

Each chapter teases and tantalizes, but just when things start to heat up, boom – interruption city! It's like the universe itself is c*ckblocking us at every turn. We're diving into this comical frustration, laughing at the constant build-up with no payoff. It's a rollercoaster of anticipation that never quite crests the hill.

Then, buckle up for Mal's epic rant on human paranoia, inspired by none other than "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." We explore the quirky idea that humans are hardwired to believe they're destined for greatness, to make the world a better place. But is it inspiration or just cosmic paranoia? Mal breaks it down in a way that only Snark Notes can – with humor, insight, and a healthy dose of skepticism.

As always, we balance our unique blend of snarky humor with in-depth analysis of the characters and plot. Whether you're here for the laughs, the rants, or the (nonexistent) steamy scenes, this episode has something for everyone.