Ever left a doctor’s office feeling dismissed, confused, or worse—unseen? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re pulling back the curtain on the red flags we see in both conventional and functional medicine. From providers who brush off symptoms to those who rely too heavily on expensive testing and supplement stacks, we talk through the patterns we’ve seen—and the ones we want to change. We also share the green flags we look for in collaborative providers, the ...

Is wearing a weighted vest actually helping or is it just another wellness trend preying on women in perimenopause? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re unpacking the very hot topic of weighted vests and why they’re suddenly everywhere. We break down where this trend came from, what the research doesn’t say, and why social media is once again skipping over the nuance in favor of buzzwords and biohacks. In this episode, we cover: 02:13 The problem with the weighted v...

Are postpartum workouts empowering or just another pressure on moms to “bounce back”? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re diving deep into postpartum fitness culture—and calling out the unrealistic, unhelpful, and often harmful messaging that’s flooding social media. From snapback culture to sleep deprivation, mineral depletion, and the mental load of motherhood, we explore why pushing women into high-intensity training just weeks after giving birth is not just misgu...

Is cold plunging really helping your health or just pushing your already stressed system over the edge? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we unpack the cold, hard truth about cold plunges. From hormonal differences to nervous system baselines, we dive into why women respond differently to extreme stressors and what that means for popular wellness trends like cold therapy. Plus, we share what we’re seeing in clinical practice, including how to coach clients who are skippi...

Is it more transparent—or more strategic—to share your prices publicly? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re having an honest, nuanced conversation about pricing in private practice. Do you list your rates on your site? Do you keep them off until a discovery call? We’ve tried it both ways, and in this episode, we unpack the mindset, messaging, and business realities behind each approach. In this episode, we cover: 02:22 The cost of doing business: what your pricing ...

Are fertility monitors giving women real answers or just more reasons to stress? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re breaking down the rise of at-home hormone trackers like Mira and Inito, and sharing how we really feel about them. We talk about the promise of data, the pressure to “get it right,” and the fine line between feeling empowered and feeling overwhelmed. We also dig into what these tools can help with, what they can’t, and how we coach clients through fertil...

Are you running too many labs and missing what really matters? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re unpacking a hot topic in functional medicine: testing fatigue. We’re both pro-labs and pro-thinking, and this conversation is all about striking that balance. We share the most common mistakes we see with overtesting, how we approach lab work in our own practices, and why clinical thinking, client readiness, and strong intake forms matter just as much—if not more—than w...

Are you asking your clients the questions that actually matter? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re digging into five (plus one!) things we always ask our clients—and think you should too. These aren’t the typical food and supplement questions. We’re talking about what’s really going on behind the scenes. This episode isn’t just for practitioners—it’s also for anyone who wants to better understand the root causes of their symptoms and feel seen beyond their lab res...

Are fitness trackers helping your health or quietly harming it? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re getting real about wearables: who they’re actually helping, when they’re causing more stress than support, and what to consider before recommending them to a client (or using one yourself). We share our own experiences with devices like the Oura ring and Garmin, unpack the pros and cons of tracking steps, sleep, HRV, and calories, and talk through what it means when so...

Why are so many women jumping straight to IVF without getting real answers first? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re having a real (and probably long overdue) conversation about fertility, IVF, and the frustrating lack of root cause care in the conventional system. We’re not anti-IVF but we are pro-informed choice, and that starts with asking better questions and refusing to settle for “just try again.” This episode isn’t just for women navigating fertility—...

Is cycle syncing helping women connect with their bodies or just giving them one more thing to stress about? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we unpack the world of cycle syncing and seed cycling and why we’re not buying the hype. We break down what it actually is, why it’s resurfacing, and how it's often just another attempt to micromanage women's bodies in the name of wellness. In this episode, we cover: 02:11 What cycle syncing actually means and where it came from...

Tired of feeling grossed out by cold DMs and sleazy sales tactics? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re breaking down how we each booked our first 5 (and then 50+) clients without ever cold DMing a single person. We walk through what actually works when you're starting or growing your wellness business—from the power of warm DMs and real conversations, to the mindset shifts, community-building, and messy first steps that helped us build businesses we’re proud of. ...

Are GLP-1s the miracle fix or are we just masking bigger issues? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re diving deep into one of the hottest and most polarizing topics in wellness right now: GLP-1s. As practitioners, we’ve seen both the incredible potential and the very real pitfalls of these medications. We talk about who they're actually meant for, why they're being overprescribed and under-supported, and how conventional and functional medicine are clashing over the c...

Ever wish you could sit in on the kind of behind-the-scenes conversations practitioners actually have? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re kicking things off by introducing ourselves (hey, we’re Laura and Danielle), sharing how our friendship-turned-collaboration started in the DMs, and why we launched this show as an unfiltered extension of our clinician community: the Unconventional Collaborative. From our origin stories in hospital systems and private prac...

Is creatine really worth the hype or is it just another overrated fitness trend? In this episode of the Functionally Speaking podcast, we’re diving into one of our favorite supplements that gets a lot of buzz but also a lot of confusion: creatine. We break down what it actually does, why it's so much more than a "gym bro" supplement, and how it supports everything from muscle mass and energy to cognitive health and postpartum recovery. We also share who should be taking it (hint: almost eve...

Welcome to Functionally Speaking—the podcast where two clinicians share one brain cell and way too many opinions. We’re here for the nuance, the hot takes, the facts your certification skipped over, and the occasional spiral into chaos. If you’re a health coach, practitioner, or clinician who’s slightly functional (just like our mitochondria and our recording process), you’re in the right place. We’re not here to sugarcoat the science or pretend there’s one right way to do this work...