This week we discuss book 4, chapter 8, "The Stairs to Cirith Ungol", from The Two Towers. Conversation Topics: Frodo’s mental exhaustion and the Ring’s heavy influence on himGollum’s rare moment of tendernessThe nightmare city of Minas MorgulFrodo's temptation to put on the RingThe muttering, glowing Tower of the MoonGollum’s tricky, uncertain route into MordorThe Nazgul’s silent armyFrodo’s internal battleThe mysterious "Phial of Galadriel"Frodo’s despair and Sam’s quiet strengthThe chapter’s unsettled toneTimestamps: 00:00 Introduction and chapter overview01:28 Recap of previous chapters and journey into Mordor02:50 The eerie beauty of Morgul Vale and the Tower of Sorcery07:07 Frodo and Sam’s perilous ascent and the nightmare landscape12:23 The storm of the Witch King and the army’s approach14:32 The Witch King’s presence and the power of Galadriel’s gift18:34 Frodo’s despair and the importance of hope22:58 Gollum’s vulnerable moment and complex morality26:26 The secret pass and its danger30:31 Frodo and Sam’s exhaustion and reflections on storytelling and heroism36:00 Highlights of Tolkien’s imagery of Minas Morgul and its symbolism37:59 The looming shadow of evil, the fear, and the resilience of light40:51 The mysterious eye in the sky and foreshadowing42:31 Gollum’s inner torment and duality44:07 Frodo and the Witch King; more of the epic confrontation52:29 The unspoken sacrifices and the battle of morality among the dark characters55:42 The significance of Galadriel’s gift and its symbolic meaning59:14 Frodo’s despair and Sam’s enduring hope01:00:50 The importance of storytelling, legacy, and the human spirit01:04:10 Gollum’s moments of vulnerability and internal conflict01:12:07 The enduring power of light versus darkness in Tolkien’s world01:13:14 The moral complexity of evil characters like the Witch King01:15:22 Food for Thought: glow-in-the-dark cocktails Todays "Food for Thought": Tower of the Moon CocktailMinas Ithil, the Tower of the Moon, was said to glow with imprisoned moonlight long ago. Lucky for us, tonic water happens to glow like moonlight under a black light. Therefore, a gin & tonic in a champagne flute under black light makes a perfect Tower of the Moon. Keep it pretty heavy on tonic for the glow to work well.

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This week we discuss book 4, chapter 7, "Journey to the Crossroads", from The Two Towers. Conversation Topics: The chapter’s fleeting nature: a breath before the chaos.Tolkien’s views on subtext and seriousness—Al Gore, internet, and culture.Gollum’s mysterious and increasingly squirrely behavior.The strategic significance of Minas Morgul and the crossroads.Themes of creation vs. destruction in Middle-earth.The symbolism behind the fallen statue and hope in darkness.Cultural customs: Faramir’s farewell kiss and Aragorn’s royal gestures.Sam’s unwavering hope and Frodo’s weariness—heroic exhaustion.Speculation about Entwives and ancient lore clues.The culinary arts of hobbits—hot cross buns and other treats!Timestamps: 0:00 – Funny heat joke; Florida visit.2:45 – Frodo convinces Faramir to trust Gollum.3:35 – Very short chapter—like a deep breath.4:50 – Map discussion: Crossroads and landmarks.7:00 – Quiet land, Gollum acting strange.8:30 – Minas Morgul: dark mountains, fire.10:00 – Morgul river, old stories, Gollum’s call.12:00 – Gollum’s strange knowledge grows darker.13:00 – Night walk, danger, Gollum’s urgency.15:00 – Earthquake vibes, Frodo’s heavy load.16:00 – Hope from Sam, exhaustion from Frodo.20:00 – Frodo sees the broken statue.22:00 – Hope fading, evil’s destruction.30:00 – Faramir’s strange peaceful silence.36:00 – A quiet moment before the storm.38:00 – Curious bushes, possible antwife clues.40:00 – Sam’s sad dream of home.45:00 – Sunset: last light fades.46:00 – Evil can only destroy, not create.50:00 – Hot Crossroads Buns; Tolkien-inspired snacks.55:00 – Hobbit hikes, tired but cheerful.58:00 – Near the end of The Two Towers!Todays "Food for Thought": Hot Crossroads BunsThere wasn't much food in this chapter, so instead of feeding my cohosts stale bread and dried fruit YET AGAIN, I did some baking. My brain pretty much screamed at me, "HOT CROSSROADS BUNS" and then I couldn't think of anything else, so I went for it. I've never made them before, and even though I had some trouble with the dough, I was super impressed with how tasty they were!I used this recipe: https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/reci...I used cranberries and raisins as the dried fruit, and cranberry juice to hydrate them. My dough was probably stickier than it should have been, so I couldn't form neat round buns. Instead I got out a second baking dish, plopped sticky handfuls in, and prayed to the baking gods. They were misshapen but delicious! ----------------------------------------------------Thanks for watching! If you enjoyed todays episode, give us a like and subscribe and share this video with someone who likes The Lord of the Rings. Content Warning: ExplicitSupport the pod on Youtube! @FoolofaTookPodcast Instagram: ( / foolofatookpodcast )TikTok: ( / foolofatookpodcast ) Original music for the show composed by Chris NewhardGot a question? Email us Foolofatookpodcast@gmail.comFollow the fools on IG:Chris ( / chrisnewhard )Robbie Jean ( / robbiejean815 )Pat ( / rolling.seas2023 )Laura ( / kennylaura525 )Listen on Apple Podcasts (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...)Listen on Spotify Link (https://open.spotify.com/show/0e3myYq...)

This week we discuss book 4, chapter 6, "The Forbidden Pool", from The Two Towers. 

Conversation Topics:  

Gollum’s funny reaction to being caught — way different from the puppy-eyed guy in the movies  

How Gollum’s actually pretty complex—big emotions behind that monster exterior  

Faramir being smart and moral when it really counts  

The creepy story of Minas Ithil and how the Ringwraiths came to be  

What Ithil (the moon) and Minas Morgul symbolize in all this dark lore  

Frodo’s internal struggle — how the Ring’s messing with his mind  

Trust issues—can Frodo really rely on Gollum/Smeagol?  

The scary route through Cirith Ungol and all that mountain doom talk  

How Tolkien drops long-lost lore in such a smooth way  

Timestamps:  

01:09 – Recap of Chapter 5

04:25 – Frodo’s wake-up call

06:12 – Faramir’s cautious watch

13:50 – Frodo tries to distract Gollum

15:11 – Gollum gets caught

17:33 – Gollum’s defenses

18:06 – Trust and oaths

19:01 – Faramir’s “doom”

20:15 – Gollum’s secrets

21:29 – Minas Ithil’s fall

23:34 – Final warning—Ungol

25:07 – Moon and trust wisdom

27:07 – Gollum’s split personality

34:02 – Gollum’s sharp mind

35:22 – Gollum like a cat

39:08 – Sarcastic or broken?

42:27 – Trusting treacherous Gollum

45:10 – Minas Ithil’s dark lore

52:37 – Palantír knowledge

55:16 – Emotions run high

56:30 – Fishy treat time

Todays "Food for Thought": Smeagol's Smelly Salmon

Smeagol's love of fish nearly became his undoing in this chapter. So of course, I had to make fish for Food for Thought!

-Salmon filets

-Thai sweet chili sauce

Preheat oven to 400F. Line a baking tray with foil. Place salmon filets on the foil and coat with sauce. Bake roughly 15 minutes- adjust based on filet thickness. Done! 

This is one of the easiest and tastiest dinners Pat and I have weekly. Add some chopped broccoli or asparagus to the pan and everything is done at the same time!

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This week we discuss book 4, chapter 5, "The Window on the West", from The Two Towers. Conversation Topics: The story behind Faramir’s bedroom and “the Window on the West”How Faramir’s insight reveals the true nature of the ring’s curseThe lore of Gandalf’s many names (Mithrandir, Tharkun, and beyond)Boromir and Faramir’s contrasting personalities and destiniesThe mysterious ghostly boat and Boromir’s horn—visions of grief and historyFrodo’s loss and despair, and Sam’s unwavering resolveFrodo’s “Nine Walkers” nickname—echoes of the past, parallels, and hopeThe secret hideaway at Henneth Anun—facing sunset behind waterfallsThe humor, chaos, and unexpected treats—bread, wine, and silly banterThe Gollum cameo and tension beneath the surfaceThe three classes of Men in Tolkien’s world—high, middle, and darkThe significance of Tolkien’s names and linguistic layeringsTimestamps:00:00 — Opening chaos and chapter banter02:30 — The story of Faramir, Boromir, and the haunted boat11:45 — Faramir’s visions, grief, and the ghostly horn15:05 — The secretBase at Henneth Anun, behind waterfalls22:06 — Frodo and Sam’s moment of peace and Frodo’s despair25:42 — Frodo’s confession and the “Nine Walkers” reference30:15 — Faramir’s lore, Gandalf’s names, and the lore of Middle-earth33:00 — The window into Gondor’s soul and Faramir’s reflection37:00 — The contrasting hearts of Boromir and Faramir44:00 — The emotional weight of Boromir’s horn and the past47:55 — The Gollum sighting, shadows, and the mystery in the woods48:19 — The talk of Gollum’s little animal and suspicious encounters51:00 — The lineage, Stewards, and the royal blood of Gondor56:00 — The three classes of Men; Men of the West, Twilight, and Darkness58:10 — “He Who Must Not Be Named” and Tolkien’s linguistic parallels59:45 — Frodo’s heroic final revelations, Sam’s heroism, and the chaos of secrets01:07:22 — Toast to Faramir, Frodo, and all of Middle-earth: "Food for Thought"01:08:05 — Wrap-up and teaser for the next chapter, The Forbidden PoolTodays "Food for Thought": Faramir's FeastThe hungry hobbits are treated to a massive feast once they make it to the Gondor army's secret hideout behind a waterfall. Faramir's group has been eating well!For this episode, I made a charcuterie board/plate mimicking what they ate that night. It includes bread (peasant bread), red cheeses (spicy pepper cheddar and gouda), salted meat (OK, cured meat-- salami and prosciutto), and dried fruits (apricots and prunes). Can't forget the wine- a nice Sauvignon Blanc complemented our feast beautifully.----------------------------------------------------Thanks for watching! If you enjoyed todays episode, give us a like and subscribe and share this video with someone who likes The Lord of the Rings. Content Warning: ExplicitSupport the pod on Youtube! @FoolofaTookPodcast Instagram: ( / foolofatookpodcast )TikTok: ( / foolofatookpodcast ) Original music for the show composed by Chris NewhardGot a question? Email us Foolofatookpodcast@gmail.comFollow the fools on IG:Chris ( / chrisnewhard )Robbie Jean ( / robbiejean815 )Pat ( / rolling.seas2023 )Laura ( / kennylaura525 )Listen on Apple Podcasts (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...)Listen on Spotify Link (https://open.spotify.com/show/0e3myYq...)

This week we discuss book 4, chapter 4, "Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit", from The Two Towers.

Conversation Topics:

The hobbits’ strategic plan for their journey around Mordor

Gollum’s physical and psychological decline

The emotional bond between Frodo and Sam

The significance of color symbolism in Tolkien’s description of armies

Gollum’s forgotten skills and culinary mishaps

The intense battle scenes and strange sights—Oliphants, Mamuks, and more

The debate over Sam’s love for Frodo: brotherly or romantic?

Tolkien’s nuanced portrayal of good and evil, race, and mercy

Personal reflections on Tolkien’s wartime experience and its influence on his storytelling

Timestamps:

00:00 – Intro and overview of the chapter

01:06 – Black Gate and Gollum’s backdoor plan

03:26 – Frodo, Sam, and Gollum’s journey southward

04:11 – The approach to Ithilien and the land of gardens

07:15 – Conquest, war, and the shadow of Sauron

11:05 – Bones, slaughter, and Gollum’s hunger

12:35 – Gollum’s forgetfulness and Sam’s cooking plan

16:23 – Gollum’s confused morality and scene with rabbits

19:22 – The gathering suspicion and the push to escape

21:15 – Encounters with Faramir’s men and the surprise of Dunedain

26:26 – Racial nuance, Tolkien’s depiction of peoples, and themes of mercy

35:54 – The epic appearance of an Oliphant and the end of the chapter

37:01 – The rich symbolism of army colors and the landscape’s hidden depths

41:11 – Pet peeves: scents that repulse or delight

48:09 – Frodo, Sam, and Gollum’s relationship explored

55:29 – Love, loyalty, and the complexity of Tolkien’s character dynamics

1:00:04 – Reflections on war, morality, and Tolkien’s worldview

1:07:06 – Food for Thought: Stew

1:12:02 – Teasing the next chapter: “The Window on the West”

Todays "Food for Thought": The Stew Sam Really Wanted

In this chapter, Sam makes a rather sad coney (rabbit) stew with some water and herbs. I opted to include some root veggies, since Sam wanted those but didn't have any. Rabbit isn't readily available in grocery stores near me, so I used chicken instead in a rather basic stew.Recipe based on https://www.budgetbytes.com/chicken-stew/#wprm-recipe-container-58560-1 onion, diced-4 cloves garlic, minced-3 carrots, sliced-1 lb baby red potatoes, halved/quartered-1 lb chicken breasts, cut into 1-inch chunks-4 Tblsp flour-2 Tblsp butter-1 Tblsp olive oil-Fresh herbs (Sam used bay leaves, thyme, and sage)-4 cups chicken brothToss chicken with 2 Tblsp flour.

Add butter and olive oil to stockpot. Once heated, add the chicken and brown on all sides. Remove chicken.Add all veggies except potatoes to pot and saute until softened. Add remaining 2 Tblsp flour to coat, and cook 2 min longer.Add broth, potatoes, chicken, and herbs. Scrape up the browned bits from the bottom of the pot.Bring to a boil and then turn down the heat and simmer for 30 minutes, until potatoes are tender and chicken is cooked through. Add salt and pepper to taste. Now THAT'S a stew!

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This week we discuss book 4, chapter 3, "The Black Gate is Closed", from The Two Towers. Conversation Topics:The boredom and despair creeping into the narrative Gollum’s complex character

The impossibility of sneaking past Mordor’s Black Gate.

The emotional depth behind Minas Ithil and Gollum’s tragic memories.

Frodo’s disillusionment and the mounting presence of Nazgûl overhead.

The army approaching Mordor from the south: oliphants, and all.

The pet names for Gollum: Slinker and Stinker.

Frodo’s subtle power moves: calling Gollum “Sméagol” vs. “Gollum.”

The dark silent watchers of Minas Ithil: spirits, eyeballs, or dark magic?

Sam’s whimsical poem about Oliphants: pure childhood wonder in the middle of chaos.

The iconic “cutting off Sauron’s finger” brownie moment: and the symbolic snack.

The pronunciation of “herb” versus “herbs.”Timestamps:00:00 - Introduction to the Fool of a Took podcast and today’s focus.

01:27 - Gollum compared to a lingering ex-boyfriend.

02:54 - A recap of Frodo, Sam, and Gollum's predicament from the previous chapter.

05:07 - Detailed description of the Black Gate and initial reactions.

08:21 - Gollum hints at a secret entrance, stimulating Frodo's cautious trust.

14:12 - Smeagol’s emotional moment and nostalgic tales of Gondor.

21:19 - Frodo ponders, "What would Gandalf do?"

25:47 - Understanding Sauron’s looming presence and the Nazgul's pursuit.

28:40 - Army movements and Sam’s whimsical poem about Oliphants.

31:52 - Sam's internal debate and indulgent curiosity about Oliphants.

35:34 - Deeper insights into Sam’s character as the story progresses.

37:29 - Discussion on Sam's upbringing and how it shapes his actions.

42:08 - Tolkien's strategic mapping of Mordor; understanding the lay of the land.

50:54 - The intriguing names 'Slinker and Stinker' bestowed upon Gollum.

57:04 - Gollum’s warning about Sauron devouring the world.

01:03:13 - Sam’s poem and its levity amid darkness.

01:04:37 - Food for Thought: The Black Hand of Sauron brownie treat.

01:13:27 - Wrapping up and looking ahead to "Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbits".Today's "Food For Thought": The Brownie Black Hand of SauronMy favorite part of this chapter was when Gollum said that Sauron only had 4 fingers, but they were enough. Problem is, it was unclear which finger he lost. Our team of experts and fools had to agree on which finger it was so that the brownie hand of Sauron was accurate. Did we succeed?Recipe from: https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/our-ultimate-chewy-brownies-recipeI baked them in a 7x11 Pyrex pan, and flipped them onto a cooling rack after about 20-30 minutes. I recommend using some parchment paper under the batter to release easier. Once fully cooled, flip the brownie slab onto your serving platter and carve a hand out of it. Make all your friends fight over which finger to remove. Accidentally make a Sauron Shocker and go feel bad about yourself.----------------------------------------------------Thanks for watching! If you enjoyed todays episode, give us a like and subscribe and share this video with someone who likes The Lord of the Rings. Content Warning: ExplicitSupport the pod on Youtube! @FoolofaTookPodcast Instagram: (https://www.instagram.com/foolofatookpodcast/)TikTok: (https://www.tiktok.com/@foolofatookpodcast) Original music for the show composed by Chris NewhardGot a question? Email us Foolofatookpodcast@gmail.comFollow the fools on IG:Chris (https://www.instagram.com/chrisnewhard)Robbie Jean (https://www.instagram.com/robbiejean815)Pat (https://www.instagram.com/rolling.seas2023)Laura (https://www.instagram.com/kennylaura525)Listen on Apple Podcasts (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fool-of-a-took-podcast/id1770780731)Listen on Spotify Link (https://open.spotify.com/show/0e3myYq2eUbKMMtiV7qAl7)

This week we discuss book 4, chapter 2, "The Passage of the Marshes", from The Two Towers.

Conversation Topics:

The brutal brutality of The Passage of the Marshes and Tolkien’s masterful misery crafting

Gollum’s animalistic guide mode and his dual personalities of Smeagol and Gollum

The haunting imagery of corpse candles and battlefield ghosts in the Dead Marshes

Frodo’s shifting psyche under the Ring’s weight and the growing darkness in his mind

The terrifying Nazgûl flyby and the land’s transformation into Sauron’s dread domain

Sam’s unwavering suspicion of Gollum and his unwise yet brave actions

The emotional impact of the land’s existential despair and Tolkien’s war trauma

Gollum’s songs, the callbacks to riddles, and the sinister gleam in his eyes

The humorous chaos of dry ice, strange drinks, and fantasy-themed food and drinks

Imaginary reimaginings of Aragorn’s strategies versus hobbit foolishness

The impending closure of the Black Gate and the ominous journey into Mordor

Timestamps:

00:00 Introduction to poison ivy

00:29 Discussion shifts to an analysis of Book 4, Chapter 2 - "The Passage of the Marshes"

01:41 Frodo and Sam's perilous journey through desolate terrain

03:44 Gollum as the reluctant guide and Sam's growing suspicion

09:30 The haunting imagery of marsh lights and their symbolic meaning

12:08 The chilling revelation of corpses from an ancient battle

20:13 Frodo's perception of the ever-searching Eye of Sauron

25:07 Gollum's sinister conversation with himself about the "precious"

28:47 Frodo wakes up mysteriously refreshed after a heavy dream

43:12 Detailed analysis of Tolkien's swamp description and its symbolic despair

56:52 "Food for Thought"

Today's "Food For Thought": Chunky Swamp JuiceThis recipe evokes the foggy, green bogs and marshes that our heroes had to cross to get to Mordor.

Based on: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/bubbling-cauldron-punch-3853940-1/2 can of limeade concentrate (thawed)-2 cans of ginger beer-1 can of seltzer-1/2 to 1 cup of white rum or vodka-1 quart of green tea ice cream

Combine all ingredients in a punch bowl. Add the ice cream last and in spoonfuls, as it will fizz up and look chunky and gross. If you want to go all out, place your punch bowl inside a larger bowl with some water in it. Add some chips of dry ice, and the entire bowl will smoke and mist.

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Kicking off Book 4 in our brand new podcast set, this week we discuss book 4, chapter 1, "The Taming of Sméagol", from The Two Towers. Conversation Topics:

The crew humorously shares their moving day antics and new recording space vibes.

How Frodo and Sam cope with being alone in the wilderness.

An analysis of Gollum versus Smeagol and the complexity of his character.

Delving into Tolkien's philosophical themes through Frodo's choices.

Sam’s heroic yet chaotic moments and deep loyalty to Frodo.

How geographical proximity to Mordor impacts characters.

Integrating humor into high-tension moments, Tolkien style.

The marshmallow "elvish rope" as both treat and tactile excitement.

Timestamps:

00:00:00 – Hello from the new studio

00:01:22 – Gathering in the new space; the chair saga.

01:22 – Frodo and Sam embark on their daunting chapter.

04:48 – Refuge and challenges in the Emyn Muil

10:04 – The edge of a cliff dilemma.

13:39 – Galadriel’s Rope - a glimmer of hope.

21:51 – Enter Gollum: our little spider monkey.

25:47 – Knife problem or knife solution

31:45 – Gollum's plea and a precarious alliance.

43:55 – Sam’s emotional evolution and role.

57:47 – Catchphrases: Humor, Violence, and Tolkien

01:14:46 – Gollum’s acrobatics and a fall from grace.

01:15:11 – “Food for Thought” Treat Section: Marshmallow "Elvish Rope".

01:20:35 – Next week's teaser: "The Passage of the Marshes".

Today's" Food for Thought": Sam's Marshmallow RopeThe real hero of this chapter was a bit of rope, so we celebrated with some marshmallow rope!I used this recipe for the marshmallow: https://www.sprinklebakes.com/2013/04/homemade-marshmallow-ropes.htmlIt instructs to make the recipe 3 times in 3 different colors, but I stopped after one and left it white. In fact, I added a drop of purple food coloring gel to make it appear whiter. Go ahead and pipe those ropes pretty thick, because I made them too thin and they broke very easily. Finally, I added some edible silver shimmer to some of the powdered sugar/cornstarch mixture and also painted some directly onto the finished ropes for some Elven magic.

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This week we discuss book 3, chapter 11, "The Palantír", from The Two Towers. Dive into the thrilling conclusion of Book Three with the Fool of a Took Podcast as Pippin's curiosity leads to a dire encounter with the enemy.

Conversation Topics:

Mispronunciations and playful takes on the word "Palantír"

Recap of Saruman's foiled attempts at manipulation

Pippin's insatiable curiosity and humorous antics

The powerful and perilous nature of the Palantír

The detailed lore of the Palantír and its connection to Gondor

Pippin's encounter with Sauron and the underestimated role of Hobbits

Gandalf's revelations about the seeing stones and Sauron's methods

Riveting discussion of Gandalf's transformation and history

Merry and Pippin's continued misadventures and relationships

The poem of the Palantír: unraveling its metaphorical significance

The role of Shadowfax and the mythos surrounding magical creatures

Timestamps:

00:00 - Playful mispronunciations and the significance of the Palantír

02:07 - Recap of previous encounters and the defeat at Isengard

03:28 - The journey of "dirty balls" and the possession of the Palantír

06:38 - The humorous imagery of Theoden intercepting Wormtongue's actions

08:39 - Pippin's sleepless obsession and the theft of the Palantír

13:01 - Pippin's terrifying encounter with Sauron via the Palantír

17:07 - Gandalf reveals the history and function of the Palantír

18:45 - The connection between the Palantír and Sauron's influence

21:29 - Debating the potential fallout of Saruman's defiance

26:25 - The Nazgûl's dramatic flyover and the immediate call to action

28:00 - The urgency of departure and the plan to protect Pippin

32:32 - Pippin's realization of his role in the broader conflict

34:24 - Final reflections on Book Three's tone and the anticipation for Book Four

36:32 - Reflections on Hobbits' unique strengths and roles40:15 - The linguistic charm of Hobbit dialects and hilarious curses

43:11 - Sauron's chilling first words and his manipulative presence

47:41 - Gandalf's personal intrigue with the history of the seeing stones

51:07 - The depth of Hobbit capacity for emotional complexity and trauma

54:17 - Gandalf's assertive rise to power compared to Saruman

58:02 - Shadowfax and the challenges of Tolkien's fantastical physics

1:04:48 - Journey's end: lore-filled meatball celebration

1:12:28 - Foreshadowing for Book Four and Frodo and Sam's awaited adventures

1:14:43 - Sneak peek at the next chapter: "The Taming of Sméagol"

This weeks "Food for Thought":

A Meaty OrbThe Palantir was described as being dark in color with red coming from within. You know what's exactly the same? A meatball. No? OK shut up this was a hard one.

I used this Food Network recipe with 41 five-star reviews, and it did not disappoint: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/beef-meatballs-7231472

I doubled the garlic, added some Italian seasoning and red pepper flakes to evoke the fires of Mordor, and served in a nice marinara sauce.

This week we discuss book 3, chapter 10, "The Voice of Saruman", from The Two Towers.

Conversation Topics:

Understanding the power and magic of Saruman's voice

Gandalf's diplomatic showdown with Saruman at Isengard

The role of manipulation and perception in Tolkien's world

The complexity of Gandalf’s character and his strategic restraint

Pippin's unexpected growth and relevance in the chaos

The literary symbolism of Saruman's downfall and loss of power

Deep dives into Tolkien’s language choices, including "hewed" and "gibbet"

Tolkien's narrative style and use of language in fantasy storytelling

The significance of the Ents and Treebeard's plan for Isengard

Foretelling themes of pride, power, and their consequences

Timestamps:

00:00 - Saruman’s chapter opening, humor with Wormtongue and Old Greg

01:05 - Celebrating the perfect chapter name, "The Voice of Saruman"

01:26 - Saruman’s voice as the epic focus, a new and surprising turn

02:22 - Recap of the previous episode and the fellowship’s journey

03:05 - Explanation of "penultimate" and childhood stories about words

06:11 - Saruman’s deceitful parlay, Gandalf’s warnings, and comparisons to modern politics08:05 - The subtlety of Saruman’s power and his magical influence

10:23 - Gaslighting and psychological manipulation as Saruman’s weapon

15:20 - Saruman’s kindergarten teacher tone with Gimli and the mockery of authority

17:00 - Theoden’s resilience and refusal to buy into Saruman’s lies

28:26 - Saruman’s furious rejection, Gandalf’s final blow, and the staff explosion

30:47 - Gandalf’s ultimatum and Saruman’s rage, the tower’s chain reaction

34:00 - The destruction of Saruman’s staff and the fall into chaos

40:04 - The endless patience of the trees, Saruman’s fate sealed

44:26 - Pippin’s growth, humor, and chaos-making in the chaos

56:32 - Gandalf and Saruman’s contrasting powers of influence

1:04:44 - The significance of Gandalf’s staff and its mythic origins

1:12:40 - Food for Thought: The Sweet and Sour Voice of Saruman

1:17:12 - Teasing the next chapter: "The Palantír"

Today's "Food For Thought": The Sweet and Sour Voice of Saruman

We finally heard Saruman's powers of persuasion, and he always started out sweet but couldn't stifle his true feelings. This week's treat asks the question: Is Saruman sweet & sour, or sweet & salty?

No recipe- just set up a plate with an assortment of sweet & salty and sweet & sour treats. I used:

-chocolate

-covered pretzels

-sour patch kids

-glazed salted nuts

This week we discuss book 3, chapter 9, "Flotsam and Jetsam", from The Two Towers. 

Today's "Food For Thought": Pippin's Power Picnic

We finally have a meal in the chapter!! Here is my recreation (surprisingly accurate) of the lunch Pippin prepared for Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli.

-Several slices of toast
-Butter
-Honey
-Some slices of cooked bacon
-Cubed and fried salt pork

Even though I rinsed the salt pork before cooking it, it was insanely salty. I think you can soak it for a bit to get even more salt off. To be honest, it belongs in a soup or baked beans rather than eaten by itself, but here we are. The toast with butter, honey, and a slice of bacon was heavenly though!

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Welcome to the Fool of a Took Podcast — the show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense! Here's the catch - 2 of the 4 hosts have never read the books before! Join Chris, RJ, Pat and Laura as they dive headfirst into the world of Tolkien.

With chapter snacks, fresh grog, and plenty of tongue wagging, Fool of a Took Podcast is like sitting in a pub in Bree, if everyone in the pub had ADHD and a microphone.

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This week we discuss book 3, chapter 8, "The Road to Isengard", from The Two Towers. 

Today's "Food For Thought": Isengard Soup

When I pictured the bowl of Isengard all flooded out with wreckage and debris floating everywhere, it reminded me of soup. So I made vegetable soup and assembled some breadsticks into a 4-sided Orthanc to stand in the center. The tower was not super sturdy, but it was delicious.

Jamie's Vegetable Soup
-1-2 tblsp veg oil
-1 onion, chopped
-3-4 carrots, chopped
-3 celery stalks, chopped
-4 cloves garlic, minced
-2 cans diced tomatoes
-4 cups water
-1-2 large potatoes, cubed
-1 cup frozen peas
-1 tblsp parsley
-2 bay leaves
-1/2 tsp thyme
-1 tsp salt (to taste)
-ground pepper to taste
-1/4 tsp red pepper flakes (optional)
-1 can green beans
-1 can corn

Heat the oil in a large soup pot and add onions, carrots, and celery. Saute for 4-5 min and then add garlic, cooking for 1 minute.
Add tomatoes, water, spices, potatoes, and peas. Bring to a boil.
Lower temp and simmer for 20-40 min. Test veggies for doneness.
Add green beans and corn, simmer another 10 min.

This is a flexible recipe- use what you have! Add frozen stuff before the long simmer and canned stuff after. You can also substitute broth for half of the water if you want more flavor. 

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Welcome to the Fool of a Took Podcast — the show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense! Here's the catch - 2 of the 4 hosts have never read the books before! Join Chris, RJ, Pat and Laura as they dive headfirst into the world of Tolkien.

With chapter snacks, fresh grog, and plenty of tongue wagging, Fool of a Took Podcast is like sitting in a pub in Bree, if everyone in the pub had ADHD and a microphone.

Content Warning: Explicit

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This week we discuss book 3, chapter 7, "Helm's Deep", from The Two Towers. 

Today's "Food For Thought": Charcuterie Helm's Deep

This chapter needed a map so badly... so I made one. Out of bread, meat, and cheese. You can really go wild with this one- here's what I used.

-Cut up bread for the mountains and rock base of Hornburg
-A salami stick for the tower of Hornburg
-Cheese slices for the wall
-Prosciutto slices for Helm's Dike
-Balsamic glaze for the stream
-Broccoli florets for the Ents
-Raisins and chopped olives to represent the orcs and hillfolk
-Glazed nuts for the heroes on and behind the wall

Now, read the chapter closely and try to figure out where the heck to put everything. Then give up and consult the Internet.

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Welcome to the Fool of a Took Podcast — the show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense! Here's the catch - 2 of the 4 hosts have never read the books before! Join Chris, RJ, Pat and Laura as they dive headfirst into the world of Tolkien.

With chapter snacks, fresh grog, and plenty of tongue wagging, Fool of a Took Podcast is like sitting in a pub in Bree, if everyone in the pub had ADHD and a microphone.

Content Warning: Explicit

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This week we discuss book 3, chapter 6, "The King of the Golden Hall", from The Two Towers. 

Today's "Food For Thought": Dirt and Wormtongue

I couldn't get the idea of gummy worms out of my head when I was trying to figure out what to make for this chapter. Instead of simply presenting my cohosts with a bowl of candy, I jazzed it up with some homemade chocolate pudding and crushed Oreos.

I used this recipe for the pudding and halved it: https://www.spendwithpennies.com/chocolate-pudding/#wprm-recipe-container-139626

Then I blitzed some Oreos in the food processor and layered Oreo, pudding, Oreo, pudding, Oreo in a dessert bowl. Finally, top with a few gummy worms and you're done! Now Wormtongue is where he belongs- in the dirt.

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Welcome to the Fool of a Took Podcast — the show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense! Here's the catch - 2 of the 4 hosts have never read the books before! Join Chris, RJ, Pat and Laura as they dive headfirst into the world of Tolkien.

With chapter snacks, fresh grog, and plenty of tongue wagging, Fool of a Took Podcast is like sitting in a pub in Bree, if everyone in the pub had ADHD and a microphone.

Content Warning: Explicit

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This week we discuss book 3, chapter 5, "The White Rider", from The Two Towers. 

Today's "Food For Thought": Gandalf the White Russian

What else would a White Rider drink? BTW, the white Russian was invented in Belgium!

2 parts vodka
1 part Kahlua
1 part heavy cream (or half and half if you are watching your figure)

Mix the vodka and Kahlua in a glass with ice. Gently pour the cream on top for a layered look- but I recommend stirring before your first sip...

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Welcome to the Fool of a Took Podcast — the show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense! Here's the catch - 2 of the 4 hosts have never read the books before! Join Chris, RJ, Pat and Laura as they dive headfirst into the world of Tolkien.

With chapter snacks, fresh grog, and plenty of tongue wagging, Fool of a Took Podcast is like sitting in a pub in Bree, if everyone in the pub had ADHD and a microphone.

Content Warning: Explicit

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This week we discuss book 3, chapter 4, "Treebeard", from The Two Towers. 

Today's "Food For Thought": Treebeard's Ent-Draught

This one was a challenge- the drink was like water but "reminded them of the smell of a distant wood borne from afar by a cool breeze at night." Yes, of course.

The internet saved me on this one. I based the non-alcoholic drink on this recipe: https://www.innatthecrossroads.com/ent-draught-the-lord-of-the-rings/

It's described as a "distilled herbal infusion," also called a hydrosol. Basically you are making tea in a pot, covering and simmering it, and collecting the condensation it produces. 

Follow the website for the instructions. My herbal infusion consisted of jasmine green tea and about a tablespoon of an herbal blend called Starry Night with marigold, spearmint, lemongrass, rosehips, chamomile, hibiscus, peppermint, valerian root, and cornflower petals. It smelled AMAZING!

Cool the distillate, whatever you want to call it, before sipping. The scent and flavors will be subtle, but I think it accomplished our goal!

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Welcome to the Fool of a Took Podcast — the show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense! Here's the catch - 2 of the 4 hosts have never read the books before! Join Chris, RJ, Pat and Laura as they dive headfirst into the world of Tolkien.

With chapter snacks, fresh grog, and plenty of tongue wagging, Fool of a Took Podcast is like sitting in a pub in Bree, if everyone in the pub had ADHD and a microphone.

Content Warning: Explicit

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This week we discuss book 3, chapter 3, "The Uruk-Hai", from The Two Towers. 

Today's "Food For Thought": Ugluk's Orc-Draught

This drink was described as burning the mouth and giving an unbelievable burst of energy to the hobbits. 

My best attempt at an unpleasant drink to meet these requirements was a mix of Red Bull and Fireball cinnamon whiskey. Turns out it wasn't as gross as I had expected. Someone suggested adding Jaeger to finish the job and I stood up and walked away from them. 

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Welcome to the Fool of a Took Podcast — the show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense! Here's the catch - 2 of the 4 hosts have never read the books before! Join Chris, RJ, Pat and Laura as they dive headfirst into the world of Tolkien.

With chapter snacks, fresh grog, and plenty of tongue wagging, Fool of a Took Podcast is like sitting in a pub in Bree, if everyone in the pub had ADHD and a microphone.

Content Warning: Explicit

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This week we discuss book 3, chapter 2, "The Riders of Rohan", from The Two Towers. 

Today's "Food For Thought": The Blondies of Rohan

Listen, I wasn't feeling particularly inspired this week, OK? The riders are blond... right...?

Honestly, just follow this recipe as written, it is perfect. https://smittenkitchen.com/2006/11/blondies/

For the mix-ins, I used toasted pecans, chopped up soft caramels, white chocolate chips, semisweet chocolate chips, and dark chocolate chips. DECADENT!

Oh, also, ignore the 10 minute cooling in the pan comment. They are still MOLTEN at this point and if you attempt to move them you will create a giant mess. I am still finding bits of these things under coffee makers and in corners. They will be just fine if you let them cool in the pan and then flip them out onto a cutting board.

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Welcome to the Fool of a Took Podcast — the show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense! Here's the catch - 2 of the 4 hosts have never read the books before! Join Chris, RJ, Pat and Laura as they dive headfirst into the world of Tolkien.

With chapter snacks, fresh grog, and plenty of tongue wagging, Fool of a Took Podcast is like sitting in a pub in Bree, if everyone in the pub had ADHD and a microphone.

Content Warning: Explicit

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*FYI - This episode is AUDIO only*

A special BONUS EPISODE of Fool of a Took Podcast for the season 2 premiere. We sat down and analyzed Peter Jackson's 2001 Oscar winning adaptation of The Fellowship of the Ring (the extended versions). We discuss the movie's triumphs, what we loved about it, and what we didn't love so much.

Today's "Food For Thought": Movie Theater Popcorn

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This week we discuss book 3, chapter 1, "The Departure of Boromir", from The Two Towers. 

Today's "Food For Thought": Boromir's Cream Horn

Yes, that name was meant to be gross. Anyway, a cream horn is a real dessert and it felt right to honor Boromir.

Recipe adapted from https://stressbaking.com/cream-horns/#recipe

Thaw a sheet of puff pastry and slice it into 1/2 inch strips.
Grab either pastry cones or some abomination of a DIY pastry cone. Spay with non-stick spray and gently wrap a strip of pastry around it, overlapping slightly. You can add a second strip if the cone is not large enough after one.
Freeze all the pastry horns for 20-30 min so they hold their shape.
Place horns on a baking sheet and brush with egg wash.
Bake at 400F for 15 minutes until the pastry is golden brown. Cool on the baking sheet and remove the cones.
Whip about 1 cup of heavy cream until it forms soft peaks, then add 1 tsp vanilla and 1/2 cup powdered sugar. Whip again until stiff peaks form.
Use a piping bag to squeeze the cream into the pastries.
Dust with powdered sugar if desired.

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