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Enter the Shire-adjacent mind of Chris, your host, guide, and certified Fool of a Took as he sets out to read The Lord of the Rings for the very first time, joined by his book-loving wife RJ, fellow first-time reader and baker Laura, and Laura’s husband Patrick, a devoted Tolkien super-fan.
Fool of a Took is your book-club companion through Middle-earth—whether you’re discovering LOTR for the first time, revisiting it again, or geeking out as a lifelong Tolkien fan.
One does not simply walk into serious discussion… Fool of a Took Podcast is a show where deep lore meets even deeper nonsense!
Enter the Shire-adjacent mind of Chris, your host, guide, and certified Fool of a Took as he sets out to read The Lord of the Rings for the very first time, joined by his book-loving wife RJ, fellow first-time reader and baker Laura, and Laura’s husband Patrick, a devoted Tolkien super-fan.
Fool of a Took is your book-club companion through Middle-earth—whether you’re discovering LOTR for the first time, revisiting it again, or geeking out as a lifelong Tolkien fan.

This week we discuss book 4, chapter 7, "Journey to the Crossroads", from The Two Towers. Conversation Topics: The chapter’s fleeting nature: a breath before the chaos.Tolkien’s views on subtext and seriousness—Al Gore, internet, and culture.Gollum’s mysterious and increasingly squirrely behavior.The strategic significance of Minas Morgul and the crossroads.Themes of creation vs. destruction in Middle-earth.The symbolism behind the fallen statue and hope in darkness.Cultural customs: Faramir’s farewell kiss and Aragorn’s royal gestures.Sam’s unwavering hope and Frodo’s weariness—heroic exhaustion.Speculation about Entwives and ancient lore clues.The culinary arts of hobbits—hot cross buns and other treats!Timestamps: 0:00 – Funny heat joke; Florida visit.2:45 – Frodo convinces Faramir to trust Gollum.3:35 – Very short chapter—like a deep breath.4:50 – Map discussion: Crossroads and landmarks.7:00 – Quiet land, Gollum acting strange.8:30 – Minas Morgul: dark mountains, fire.10:00 – Morgul river, old stories, Gollum’s call.12:00 – Gollum’s strange knowledge grows darker.13:00 – Night walk, danger, Gollum’s urgency.15:00 – Earthquake vibes, Frodo’s heavy load.16:00 – Hope from Sam, exhaustion from Frodo.20:00 – Frodo sees the broken statue.22:00 – Hope fading, evil’s destruction.30:00 – Faramir’s strange peaceful silence.36:00 – A quiet moment before the storm.38:00 – Curious bushes, possible antwife clues.40:00 – Sam’s sad dream of home.45:00 – Sunset: last light fades.46:00 – Evil can only destroy, not create.50:00 – Hot Crossroads Buns; Tolkien-inspired snacks.55:00 – Hobbit hikes, tired but cheerful.58:00 – Near the end of The Two Towers!Todays "Food for Thought": Hot Crossroads BunsThere wasn't much food in this chapter, so instead of feeding my cohosts stale bread and dried fruit YET AGAIN, I did some baking. My brain pretty much screamed at me, "HOT CROSSROADS BUNS" and then I couldn't think of anything else, so I went for it. I've never made them before, and even though I had some trouble with the dough, I was super impressed with how tasty they were!I used this recipe: https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/reci...I used cranberries and raisins as the dried fruit, and cranberry juice to hydrate them. My dough was probably stickier than it should have been, so I couldn't form neat round buns. Instead I got out a second baking dish, plopped sticky handfuls in, and prayed to the baking gods. They were misshapen but delicious! ----------------------------------------------------Thanks for watching! If you enjoyed todays episode, give us a like and subscribe and share this video with someone who likes The Lord of the Rings. Content Warning: ExplicitSupport the pod on Youtube! @FoolofaTookPodcast Instagram: ( / foolofatookpodcast )TikTok: ( / foolofatookpodcast ) Original music for the show composed by Chris NewhardGot a question? Email us Foolofatookpodcast@gmail.comFollow the fools on IG:Chris ( / chrisnewhard )Robbie Jean ( / robbiejean815 )Pat ( / rolling.seas2023 )Laura ( / kennylaura525 )Listen on Apple Podcasts (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...)Listen on Spotify Link (https://open.spotify.com/show/0e3myYq...)