The boys decide to take back to the basics. To the heart of it all. Thats right baby. Africa. A tale from the tip of Swahili, to its influence in Indian tales i mean come on. Can you say, Mr. International? Plus, a story, INSIDE, of a story? Storyception? What do we even call this. Also what in the actual fuck is a washerman. And why do they have donkeys? Plus, the monkey in this story? Totally fucks. Like guaranteed.

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We rejoin our boys as they venture into the depths of the sea. Joined by first mate Kate, they uncover the secret of the fair maiden Ariel, and her unholy contract with the Queen of Mean, Ursula. From unrequited love, to good ole country music, this episode has it all. So pour up, and dive in, as we do “The Little Mermaid”

After fighting evil witches, and robbing giants, we slow it down a bit and decide to read some rhymes. "Are Jack and Jill lovers? Siblings? Is Mother Goose their actual Mother? And does Jack's name usually come first because of the Patriarchy? Water does not rhyme with after!"

 Yeah, we know, we asked all those questions too. And about the water/after thing, well, I guess you'll just have to listen to find out what that's all about. 

(Disclaimer: Mother goose is not an actual goose mom. Although that would be pretty sick. lol. Geese are basically dinosaur birds.) 

We rejoin Dem Boyz as they impede on the giant's wife for the third time.

Also, Jack Spriggins? Is he banging his moms mom? are we one of those weird websites? And how does Jack make it out alive when he's basically an 11 year old. I was 11 once, but I never stole a harp.
 
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Beans. Its all about the beans man. Add a creepy old man, a little domestic violence, famine, bovine, hugeism, and general teenage angst and you got a dang ole tale ripe for the ears of children. But only if the stories are told by a goose. But not like a baby one. But a mama goose. A hot, sultry, busty, mother goose.

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The boys are back in town, except for Julien. Julien is dead.

We wrap up this tragic and true love story with some libations and general aid on how to avoid getting locked up in a tower by some crazy lady who obsesses over your youthful supple appearance.

Also don't steal vegetables. It's crazy.

(Spoiler Alert: Vegetables are stolen.)

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From leafy greens, to angsty Christian teenagers, Rapunzel is one silly goose. I mean come on, she loves jesus so hard her dad kills her. She also rats on herself losing her virginity. What a knucklehead.

Also, there's a prince that becomes blinded. Total goofball. Did I mention her moms got some pretty nasty preggo cravings? Like a salad.... lol ew, go eat a steak or something ya stinker.

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