Beans. Its all about the beans man. Add a creepy old man, a little domestic violence, famine, bovine, hugeism, and general teenage angst and you got a dang ole tale ripe for the ears of children. But only if the stories are told by a goose. But not like a baby one. But a mama goose. A hot, sultry, busty, mother goose.

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CW: Language, Alcohol, Smoking