After fighting evil witches, and robbing giants, we slow it down a bit and decide to read some rhymes. "Are Jack and Jill lovers? Siblings? Is Mother Goose their actual Mother? And does Jack's name usually come first because of the Patriarchy? Water does not rhyme with after!"

 Yeah, we know, we asked all those questions too. And about the water/after thing, well, I guess you'll just have to listen to find out what that's all about. 

(Disclaimer: Mother goose is not an actual goose mom. Although that would be pretty sick. lol. Geese are basically dinosaur birds.)