Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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The investigators’ pursuit of Houdini’s secrets leads them into a mortuary and onward to the Statler Hotel, where sanity cracks.
This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Eye trauma, Body horror, Self-harm, Gunshot (SFX), Substance use, Violence, Profanity
Player Characters
Doc as Keeper
Paula Deming as Roberta
Ross Bryant as Peter
Gina DeVivo as Mac
cuppycup as David
Production and Creative
Dialogue Editing by Victoria Cheng and cuppycup
Sound and Music Design by cuppycup
Produced by cuppycup
Patreon: https://patreon.com/aintslayed
Merch: https://aintslayed.dashery.com/
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Ain’t Slayed Nobody and Rusty Quill
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The investigation into Houdini’s final mystery leads our unlikely heroes from the theater to Detroit’s Grace Hospital, where things take a terrifying turn.
This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Eye trauma, Body horror, Medical trauma, Substance use, Violence, Profanity
Player Characters
Doc as Keeper
Paula Deming as Roberta
Ross Bryant as Peter
Gina DeVivo as Mac
cuppycup as David
Production and Creative
Dialogue Editing by Victoria Cheng and cuppycup
Sound and Music Design by cuppycup
Produced by cuppycup
Patreon: https://patreon.com/aintslayed
Merch: https://aintslayed.dashery.com/
Discord: https://slayed.me/discord
IG: https://instagram.com/aintslayed
Ain’t Slayed Nobody and Rusty Quill
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It’s Halloween night 1928, two years after the death of Harry Houdini. A séance at a manor takes a chilling turn when the guests make contact with what might be Houdini’s spirit. Their search for proof leads them into the dark heart of Detroit’s theater district. Nothing about this night feels like an illusion, no matter how much they wish it were.
This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Mild body horror, Substance abuse, Confinement, Profanity, Violence
Player Characters
Doc as Keeper
Paula Deming as Roberta
Ross Bryant as Peter
Gina DeVivo as Mac
cuppycup as David
Production and Creative
Dialogue Editing by Victoria Cheng and cuppycup
Sound and Music Design by cuppycup
Produced by cuppycup
Patreon: https://patreon.com/aintslayed
Merch: https://aintslayed.dashery.com/
Discord: https://slayed.me/discord
IG: https://instagram.com/aintslayed
Ain’t Slayed Nobody and Rusty Quill
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The medicine show rolls into Austin. Patience uncovers grisly secrets in a luxurious hotel suite while Eli attempts to hypnotize truth out of the dead. It seems like no one is certain who’s still alive. This is the penultimate chapter of Bleeker Trails.
Content Warnings: Body horror, Drowning, Gore, Gunshot SFX, Psychological distress, Violence, Profanity
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
NPC Voices
Virginia Lee as Gertrude
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
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Ain’t Slayed Nobody and Rusty Quill
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Austin becomes the stage for schemes and revelations. Silas is dragged into a confrontation with his former Pinkerton partner. Across town, Eli and Patience crash Professor Grist’s grand unveiling.
Content Warnings: Self-Harm, Drug Use, Body Horror, Violence, Profanity
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
Wes Davis as Silas Jacobsen
NPC Voices
Scott Dorward as Professor Grist
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Marshal Bean
Rita Amparita as Judy Kline
Shawn Smith as Magnus Vass
Crystal Lee as Alexandra DeBourbon
Virginia Lee as Dr. Jane Hackett
Mike Perceval-Maxwell as The Old Man
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Anthony D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., Heather M., Matthew C., Not That Nic, Sig-Free and Coy, Tom, Tomboi LaCroix, Dan F., Jeff F., Mario S.
New Patrons
Combined list will be shared with next Push the Roll with Ross Bryant pre-launch episode.
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Ten years vanish in an instant. The crew wakes up scattered across the Invisible Hand to deal with the ethical fallout of their past choices. As time fractures, what lengths will this crew go to in order to stop the spread?
Graham is launching Cosmic Dark on Kickstarter soon. Sign up to be notified when it goes live! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamwalmsley/cosmic-dark
Content Warnings: Body Horror, Mass Death and Destruction, Psychological Horror, Medical Trauma, Corporate Exploitation, Profanity
Cast
Graham Walmsley as GM
Bridgett Jeffries as Mir
Nic Rosenberg as Darby
Ross Bryant as Pierce
Scott Dorward as Terrence
Corbin Cupp as Marius
Edited by Corbin Cupp
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The group's arrival in Austin plunges them straight into deep waters. Patience, Eli, and Silas pursue Professor Grist and his grad student Lambert, attempting to uncover an artifact known as the dream stone. Haunted by nightmares, the posse faces dark forces emerging on the university campus.
Content Warnings: Self-Harm, Harm to Children, Body Horror, Substance Abuse, Animal Attacks, Gun Shots (sound fx), Violence, Profanity
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
Wes Davis as Silas Jacobsen
NPC Voices
Rita Amparita as Madam Chu, Judy Kline and Isabella Perkins
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Marshal Bean
Mike Perceval-Maxwell as Father Archer
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Anthony D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., Heather M., Matthew C., Not That Nic, Sig-Free and Coy, Tom, Tomboi LaCroix, Dan F., Jeff F., Mario S.
New Patrons
Katrine, Scott B., Serena, Daniel S.
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The crew awakens aboard a legendary ship, surrounded by impossible beauty. Is this the future they were meant to make, or the past they were sent to stop? This mission could change everything. Or it already has.
Graham is launching Cosmic Dark on Kickstarter soon. Sign up to be notified when it goes live! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamwalmsley/cosmic-dark
Content Warnings: Body Horror, Terminal Illness, Psychological Horror, Medical Trauma, Corporate Exploitation, Profanity
Cast
Graham Walmsley as GM
Bridgett Jeffries as Mir
Nic Rosenberg as Darby
Ross Bryant as Pierce
Scott Dorward as Terrence
Corbin Cupp as Marius
Edited by Corbin Cupp
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With nightfall approaching, the crew scrambles to survive in the twisting mansion. Now they must decide between destroying the world they were sent to fix, or joining the life blooming all around them.
Graham is launching Cosmic Dark on Kickstarter soon. Sign up to be notified when it goes live! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamwalmsley/cosmic-dark
Content Warnings: Body Horror, Mass Death, Psychological Horror, Medical Trauma, Corporate Exploitation, Profanity
Cast
Graham Walmsley as GM
Corbin Cupp as Marius
Nic Rosenberg as Darby
Ross Bryant as Pierce
Scott Dorward as Terrence
Edited by Corbin Cupp
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Junction spirals further into blood and chaos. Eli, Silas, and Julius reappear into a grisly crime scene, while Moni and Patience face terrifying reckonings of their own.
Content Warnings: Self-Harm, Eye Trauma, Animal Death, Body Horror, Forced Restraint, Gun Violence, Death, Profanity, Violence
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
Wes Davis as Silas Jacobsen
NPC Voices
Nic Rosenberg as Dot Liggett
Kim Dalton as Sally Winthrop
Aaron Burke as Jed Summers
Shawn Smith as Jack Grimm
Danny Scott and cuppycup as Waldo
Virginia Lee as Gertrude
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Anthony D., Bridget, Caolán M., Drew M., E.M.F.D., Heather P., India thank you terror, Killius Manjaro, Matthew C., Not That Nic, Skip M., Call Me Dirt, Dan F., firecop890, Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., mmm0rphine, Nathanael C., Tomboi LaCroix
New Patrons
Vexcev, Dev S., Euclid Prime, Patrick S., Susannah M., Rachael B., Craig S., Mr. Chicken, Sarah T., Holden O., Dennis H., Brandon, Bridger D., Lewis A., Jonathan T., klorpdonk
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The crew crash-lands on a strange, dead world once again. They encounter a crumbling mansion and fields of golden vegetation. The plants are watching. And every sunset brings something worse.
Graham is launching Cosmic Dark on Kickstarter soon. Sign up to be notified when it goes live! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamwalmsley/cosmic-dark
Content Warnings: Body Horror, War, Mass Death, Psychological Horror, Medical Trauma, Corporate Exploitation, Profanity
Cast
Graham Walmsley as GM
Corbin Cupp as Marius
Nic Rosenberg as Darby
Ross Bryant as Pierce
Scott Dorward as Terrence
Edited by Corbin Cupp
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The twisted threads of fate tighten around Junction. Patience gets caught in unsettling visions of El Paso. Moni spirals deeper into darkness. Secrets spill and blood flows as truths slowly unravel.
Content Warnings: Self-Harm, Animal Death, Body Horror, Gun Violence, Death, Profanity, Violence
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
NPC Voices
Kim Dalton as Sally Winthrop
Shawn Smith as Jack Grimm
Nic Rosenberg as Dot Liggett
Danny Scott as Waldo
Mike Perceval-Maxwell as Priest
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
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The crew pieces together the horrifying truth during an eerie dinner party and dancing. Can they escape before they forget why they need to?
Graham is launching Cosmic Dark on Kickstarter soon. Sign up to be notified when it goes live! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamwalmsley/cosmic-dark
Content Warnings: Body Horror, Psychological Horror, Corporate Exploitation, Profanity
Cast
Graham Walmsley as GM
Bridgett Jeffries as Mir
Corbin Cupp as Marius
Nic Rosenberg as Darby
Ross Bryant as Pierce
Edited by Corbin Cupp
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The investigators face devastating truths as Wilhelm tears the group apart. Can they sever Wilhelm's hold once and for all or will his dark plans consume them?
This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Suicide, Domestic violence, Body horror, Strangulation, Loss of Agency, Gaslighting, Gun violence, Possession, Profanity, Violence
Player Characters
Jared Logan as Keeper
Mary Lou as Desiree Palmer
Nic Rosenberg as Dorothy Larsen
Scott Dorward as Father Martin McClintock
Corbin Cupp as Lincoln Reeve
Production and Creative
Editing by Corbin Cupp
Anthony D., Bridget, Caolán M., Drew M., E.M.F.D., Heather P., India thank you terror, Killius Manjaro, Matthew C., Not That Nic, Skip M., Call Me Dirt, Dan F., firecop890, Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., mmm0rphine, Nathanael C., Tomboi LaCroix
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Things turn sinister as Wilhelm's return unsettles the group. Dreams blur with reality and sanity unravels. Can the investigators discover what's truly binding their ghostly friend to this world?
This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Suicide, Loss of Agency, Gaslighting, Drug references, Possession, Profanity, Violence
Player Characters
Jared Logan as Keeper
Mary Lou as Desiree Palmer
Nic Rosenberg as Dorothy Larsen
Scott Dorward as Father Martin McClintock
Corbin Cupp as Lincoln Reeve
Production and Creative
Editing by Corbin Cupp
Anthony D., Bridget, Caolán M., Drew M., E.M.F.D., Heather P., India thank you terror, Killius Manjaro, Matthew C., Not That Nic, Skip M., Call Me Dirt, Dan F., firecop890, Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., mmm0rphine, Nathanael C., Tomboi LaCroix
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A team of paranormal investigators gathers to honor their fallen friend, Wilhelm Vogler. When Wilhelm unexpectedly returns, the group faces unsettling truths. Can they trust what they see?
This series is not suitable for listeners under the age of 18 and may contain material some people find disturbing.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
Body horror, Death, Alcohol use, Profanity, Violence
Player Characters
Jared Logan as Keeper
Mary Lou as Desiree Palmer
Nic Rosenberg as Dorothy Larsen
Scott Dorward as Father Martin McClintock
Corbin Cupp as Lincoln Reeve
Production and Creative
Editing by Corbin Cupp
Anthony D., Bridget, Caolán M., Drew M., E.M.F.D., Heather P., India thank you terror, Killius Manjaro, Matthew C., Not That Nic, Skip M., Call Me Dirt, Dan F., firecop890, Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., mmm0rphine, Nathanael C., Tomboi LaCroix
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Chester wakes up to find himself shaved and strapped with multiple mouths. A freak show doctor claims he’s trying to help but everything he says sounds dangerous. When science fails, something older takes its place.
Content Warnings: Self-Harm, Body Horror, Medical Horror, Mutilation, Death, Profanity, Violence
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
NPC Voices
Jay Arnold as Eldridge Michaelson (live NPC)
Delton Engle-Sorrell as creature effects for Chester and his mouths
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
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The team lands on a barren planet slated for evacuation, but something is wrong. As a mansion looms in the wasteland, the crew begins to question whether they're rescuing anyone at all or walking into a trap.
Graham is launching Cosmic Dark on Kickstarter soon. Sign up to be notified when it goes live! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamwalmsley/cosmic-dark
Content Warnings: Corporate Exploitation, Profanity
Cast
Graham Walmsley as GM
Bridgett Jeffries as Mir
Corbin Cupp as Marius
Nic Rosenberg as Darby
Ross Bryant as Pierce
Edited by Corbin Cupp
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The dust hasn’t settled for Moni and Patience. Back in Junction, Moni’s healing, but trouble keeps knocking. An unwelcome surprise, cryptic letters, and a familiar freak show act kick off a day that spirals into chaos. Who or what is pulling the strings?
Content Warnings: Bondage, Sexual Themes, Impersonation, Death, Profanity, Violence
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
NPC Voices
Kim Dalton as Sally Winthrop
Graeme Patrick as Jesse
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
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The crew uncovers a terrifying truth... the ship isn't just haunted by memories, it's rewriting them. As they search for survivors and a way off the Transparency, their pasts begin to unravel, their identities shifting beneath them. Can they trust their own memories long enough to survive?
Graham is launching Cosmic Dark on Kickstarter soon. Sign up to be notified when it goes live! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/grahamwalmsley/cosmic-dark
Content Warnings: Body Horror, Psychological Horror, Corporate Exploitation, Gaslighting, Grief, Profanity, Violence
Cast
Graham Walmsley as GM
Bridgett Jeffries as Mir
Scott Dorward as Terrance
Corbin Cupp as Marius
Nic Rosenberg and Ross Bryant join later in the campaign.
Edited by Corbin Cupp
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