Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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Austin becomes the stage for schemes and revelations. Silas is dragged into a confrontation with his former Pinkerton partner. Across town, Eli and Patience crash Professor Grist’s grand unveiling.
Content Warnings: Self-Harm, Drug Use, Body Horror, Violence, Profanity
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
Wes Davis as Silas Jacobsen
NPC Voices
Scott Dorward as Professor Grist
Delton Engle-Sorrell as Marshal Bean
Rita Amparita as Judy Kline
Shawn Smith as Magnus Vass
Crystal Lee as Alexandra DeBourbon
Virginia Lee as Dr. Jane Hackett
Mike Perceval-Maxwell as The Old Man
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Anthony D., Drew M., E.M.F.D., Heather M., Matthew C., Not That Nic, Sig-Free and Coy, Tom, Tomboi LaCroix, Dan F., Jeff F., Mario S.
New Patrons
Combined list will be shared with next Push the Roll with Ross Bryant pre-launch episode.
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