Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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The dust hasn’t settled for Moni and Patience. Back in Junction, Moni’s healing, but trouble keeps knocking. An unwelcome surprise, cryptic letters, and a familiar freak show act kick off a day that spirals into chaos. Who or what is pulling the strings?
Content Warnings: Bondage, Sexual Themes, Impersonation, Death, Profanity, Violence
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
NPC Voices
Kim Dalton as Sally Winthrop
Graeme Patrick as Jesse
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
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