Perez Hilton vs. That Guy from The Black Eyed Peas Any publicity is good publicity, riiiiiiiight???? Never to miss a good bandwagon opportunity, we here at The Click by Lavalife Podcast are very excited to bring you patently fake celebrity dating advice about Perez Hilton and That Guy from The Black Eyed Peas. UFC Celebrity Grudge match here we come! Hey you, need dating advice? Click here.

We Love Elizabeth Bromstein We here at the Click by Lavalife Podcast Studio don't thank ourselves enough for the amazing job we do each and every week (ok, so we missed a couple of weeks here and there, but who's counting?). So this week, it's time to recognize. RE-COG-NIZE! Elizabeth has taken over main hosting and writing duties for the podcast, as well as contributing to many of the fake celebrity voice overs (shh! don't tell anyone!), so give her a big hand (both of you!) as she's baaaaaaa-ack for another show! You can also read her articles on the best online dating advice mag ever!

Jury Finds Phil Spector's Wig Not Guilty Well, it seems that the Jury came back with two decisions last week in the Phil Spector Murder Trial. One I'm sure you've heard, that they found Phil Spector guilty of second-degree murder. What you probably didn't know is that they acquitted Phil Spector's Wig on all counts. We have the very first interview with the now infamous wig, tune in to hear what he has to say about his thoughts post trial. Jury Still Deliberating on Click After you've listened to the episode, hop on over to our online lifestyle mag, filled with dating advice and more! Feel free to leave a comment and tell us what you think!

Passion of The Gibson That's right, we can't keep a secret, this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice comes from none other than the Apocalyptic hottie Mel Gibson! (you know, Mad Max). After you're done listening in, head on over to our site for some "Chic Mystique" dating advice and get your R&B on! As if that's not enough, read what adventure Indie Girl is having this week on her blog, Indie Girl's Cross Canada Dating Frenzy! Ghost Writer - Out!

TV's Funniest Catch Phrase Wondering what the funniest catch phrase on TV is? Listen in to our podcast, we dish the goods on TV's funniest catch phrase, as voted by NBC viewers, it got us in stitches! Whew! Now that we are all patched up, check out the latest and greatest dating advice over on our site, and make sure to hop on over to Indie Girl's Cross-Canada Dating Frenzy! A coast to coast marathon of 70 dates in 70 days!

Dick Cheney Is Alive! Dick Cheney is like the Vince Carter of politics... or is Vince Carter the Dick Cheney of basketball? Hmmm. Chicken? Egg? Ham? Now that I have you pondering ideas for your next meal, allow me to introduce this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice from Mr. Dick Cheney, who knows how to step into the shadow and let his Commander-In-Chief take all the heat! Are you really surprised he is speaking up now? Mr. Vice President, it's great that you are finally in the spotlight, congratulations on your soon to be announced book deal! I hope your ankle injury is all better now. So now that we've possibly alienated half of our listeners, I encourage the other half (all one of you) to head on over to Click, for some real dating advice and more! - Click Here!

Jon and Kate Gosselin: 14 Minutes Maybe it's my wishful thinking, but I really feel that Jon and Kate Gosselin of Jon & Kate Plus 8 fame have already used 14 of their 15 minutes. Let's hope so anyway. We brought in Kate Gosselin to share her patently fake celebrity advice before her time is up, you can thank us later, much later. Hey, it's a scary coincidence that our fake celebrity is really a fake celebrity, in real life! Well, you know what I mean... Make sure to check out our site for more dating advice!

Kiefer Sutherland Single-handedly Stops The Chuck Norris Internet Phenomenon Chris Brown: Take notes. The only defense against messing up someone's face is the chivalry defense. Now seriously, violence is not, nor ever will be condoned by this podcast, but we did manage to get Kiefer Sutherland for this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice segment, the man whom single-handedly stopped the Chuck Norris Internet Phenomenon, dead in its tracks. Seriously, since the latest Keifer news story broke, you haven't heard a peep about Chuck Norris. After all, there is only one man that can hold a higher place in a Geek's heart than Chuck Norris, and that man is Jack! Click Single-handedly Helps Singles & Lovers Need a different kind of passion? Click has the latest dating, relationship, and astrological advice. Bored and on BB? Chat by Text, day or night!

Mom Gives Birth To Auto-Tune Baby! Yes, it's true, isn't everybody using Auto-Tune these days? Coming to a mobile phone provider near you, imagine that - soon all of us will be able to answer our phones in pitch perfect harmony! Heeeeelllllooooo-ooo-o! In light of this great, great news, we are pleased to present this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice, and this week we spared no expense! We brought down T-Pain, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and The Black Eyed Peas to the studio, only we wanted to remember the good old days before this new world of living in pitch perfect harmony. Tune in and hear these recording artists like their momma (and family) remembers them! Auto-Tune your Stars! After you're done listening to all 72 episodes, hop on over to get the Essential Love Horoscopes for 2009, it's not too late!

Amy Winehouse, Author? Move over Madonna, the children's section at your local library is about to get some added pomp with a real Brit waxing poetic for the little ones. We hear that Amy Winehouse wants to write poems for children. Apparently this heroine wants to get you to know her, and by sheer marketing genius, she's doing it through your kids! Brits may have lost the good tooth gene, but they sure do make up for it in brains! Amy Winehouse, Our Guest, again. So, to report the truth of the matter, we invited Amy back, yes, she's been here before, to give us her take on what her poetic novellas might be about. Tune in, and listen! After you've heard the latest patently fake celebrity dating advice, head on over and get your dating advice fix.

Cloris Leachman, Super Fly Yes, you heard it right! We have the infamous Cloris Leachman as our patently fake celebrity dating advice correspondent this week! She dishes on her best kept secret, until now! Cloris Leachman Clicks! ...and you can too, check out our dating advice articles and more!

Billy Bob Thornton: Douchebag Supreme! All hail the King... It seems just fitting that for Podcast #69, we have patently fake celebrity dating advice from Billy Bob Thornton! Sorry Billy, but you are no Joaquin Phoenix, and you're stunt on Jian Ghomeshi's show on CBC Radio, Q TV, landed you in the douchebag seat, easily taking the crown from the disputed title belt holder, Jian himself! White lines? No wonder Billy got so messed up about standing on the "other side" of the white line... < ahem > it was 6 am afterall! Run Angela, run! (oh, you did already, ok, nevermind). Happy Gorging, it's Easter! It also seems a little bit ironic, but fitting that episode 69 lands on Easter, a day of feasting and indulgence after prayer and penance. Check out this week's features, and other delightful reads over on Click, horoscopes and dating advice!

Official North American Spoonfest That's right, you heard it here first, we are announcing the first North American Spoonfest! All you need to do is grab your partner, or go online dating to find one, hop into bed and get into spoon formation! (Pass it on!) Spoons vs. Ted Nugent On the podcast this week, we are delighted (and a little gun shy) to bring you patently fake celebrity dating advice from Ted Nugent! make sure to head on over to Click for much, much more!

Malawi Dreamin' Name one thing you know about Malawi that doesn't involve Madonna (and Africa doesn't count!). Anyone? Anyone? I thought so, and neither could we, which is why we are discussing Her Madgeness on the show! Malawi Dreamin', on such a winters' day... Almost Madonna Free Zone After you've checked out this week's podcast, why not pick up a new trait and learn to read faces, it's great for party tricks, and can help you on your next date! (We're helpful like that!)

Unreliable Fake Celebrities We here at the Click Podcast have come to the realization that fake celebrities can be just as unreliable as real celebs! I suppose art really does imitate life, and I guess you are on to us... Yes! That's right, we have no patently fake celebrity dating advice this week. Just the reassuring words of Kim Hughes, letting us know that there will be another day... and another podcast... Stay Tuned... Fake Celebs! Tune in this week as we break down the regular; fake celebs or no fake celebs, the show must go on! If you need more, there's more! Dating advice than you can shake a used Starbucks cup at! Speaking of Starbucks...

My Dog Ate My Colcannon Happy St. Patty's Day to all the Irish and Irish wannabes! You know, my great-great-great Grandmother's sister's cousin's father was from Ireland! (Or something like that, can I have another beer!?). Tune into this week's boisterous St. Patrick's Day Podcast. We keep bringing out those 80s stars from the closet! You can't hide, Terence Trent D'Arby! (I mean, Sananda Maitreya) Listen in as we attempt to land yet another pseudo-celebrity to interview for our patently fake celebrity dating advice segment! I swear this podcast has gone to the dogs! We've found the World's Most Ugliest Dog, Chomper! More St. Patrick's Day Delights Want to get lucky with the Irish? Here's two ways, Sexy Eats: Ireland and Sex Advice from Irish Bartenders. Our best advice, just make sure to have your Hair of the Dog ready for tomorrow morning... and don't forget to kiss me, I'm Irish!

Michael Jackson's #1 Fan We managed to grab Michael Jackson's #1 fan this week, right after MJ's press conference and in between fainting spells. We tried to get the King of Pop himself for this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice segment, but we were told by his publicist that we were being too nosey. Figures. Listen in to this week's weekly wierd. Advice for even Michael Jackson Too Even though we were stopped at the gate, we're not haters, our site has dating advice for even the famous Scarecrow from The Wiz. Awesome, just awesome.

Sarah Jessica Parker Shocker I think we've officially eaten one too many bananas, but you be the judge. Listen in as we bring you this week's patently fake celebrity advice from Sarah Jessica Parker's breasts! No Fake Celebrities Here Only the news that's fit to upload, dating advice and more at Click

We're the dating advice experts! I'm glad I got that out of the way because we are also the most awesome podcast experts! Tune in this week as we bring you more love and horror stories from Nadya Suleman, who alleges to not have had sex in 8 years. So no sex in 8 years equals 8 babies? Oh baby! I'm going to have to make sure that I have sex at least 8 times a day! At least I won't have to worry about conceiving 8 kids at once! I love kids, but I'm not looking to open up a daycare center just yet.

Well here we are, the subarctic chill has released its grip on the citizens of earth, giving way to muddy streets and fog so we can't see the mud and melting dog doo doo (mind your step!). We thought it would be great to have Etta James on the show, but for some reason we couldn't book her, her agent said that the-one-her-mama-named Jamesetta Hawkins, was booked, "At Last". Don't worry Ms. James, we got your back, there just hasn't been enough ass whooping in soul music as of late, I am getting so tired of all of this, "My baby loves me", and "My baby done left me, (Why she do that?)" themes, what about some good old "Watch your step, I'm gonna whoop ya, baby!", or "You looked at me funny, (I'm going to take your money)". Just kidding Beyoncé Knowles! You know we be friends! So, instead of Etta James, we bring you patently fake celebrity dating advice from Elizabeth Bromstein's Bubi. Get all your dating advice on one site!