Mom Gives Birth To Auto-Tune Baby! Yes, it's true, isn't everybody using Auto-Tune these days? Coming to a mobile phone provider near you, imagine that - soon all of us will be able to answer our phones in pitch perfect harmony! Heeeeelllllooooo-ooo-o! In light of this great, great news, we are pleased to present this week's patently fake celebrity dating advice, and this week we spared no expense! We brought down T-Pain, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Rihanna, Chris Brown, and The Black Eyed Peas to the studio, only we wanted to remember the good old days before this new world of living in pitch perfect harmony. Tune in and hear these recording artists like their momma (and family) remembers them! Auto-Tune your Stars! After you're done listening to all 72 episodes, hop on over to get the Essential Love Horoscopes for 2009, it's not too late!