It’s Messy Boots this week on The Loud Brown Gays and Nick & Seb are not holding back.
From the tragedy of dating straight men and the collective epidemic of daddy issues, to Lily Allen’s post-divorce chaos, Demi Lovato’s ever-changing era, and the fever dream that is MAFS UK, the lads unpack it all with zero filter and full-volume opinions.
Oh, and we have questions, darling:
Where was the energy for Black History Month UK? Why are straight men still in our business? And who told Lily Allen she could rebrand heartbreak into a pop era again?
Grab your tequila, plug in your headphones, and prepare for laughs, shade, and several unprovoked attacks on the British dating scene...
It’s BACK of the BUSSY, baby! Your weekly ride full of nonsense, filth, and enough gay chaos to get banned from the megachurch down the street.
Seb and Nick are strapped in, wigs secured, lube in the cupholders, let’s END September like sluts and START October like demons, okurrrr?!
Chile, it’s Libra season, retrograde is in the microwave, and the girls are horny and unstable....
It’s September babes, so naturally the Aldi middle aisle is already serving sad mince pies and frozen pigs in blankets.
Nick and Seb are questioning why Christmas food is out before Halloween, while also stanning Jade Thirlwall’s new album, side-eyeing Charlie Kirk, and dragging the realities of gun crime and racism.
Don’t worry, the vibes get cleansed by a coven of Etsy witches selling spells with free shipping. Loud, brown, gay, and messy as ever!
This week on The Loud Brown Gays Nick and Seb are dodging tube strikes like it’s an Olympic sport. Seb is somehow turning “DEI matters” into his new TED Talk (but make it spicy), and we’re asking the real question: why are reporters out here being so damn stupid?
Also, Ayo, we love you girl. Always.
And yes, the VMAs happened: Nick thinks Tate ate (and is ready to die on that hill), while Seb… well, Seb is being Seb (read: chaotic, loud, and probably wrong).
It’s messy, it’s unfiltered, it’s two brown gays with too much to say!
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This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are lifting more than dumbbells they’re lifting the lid on racism in the gym, racism across the UK, and asking the age old question: where the hell is our LGBT+ and POC representation on TV?!
Spoiler: we’re not impressed. Expect plenty of sass, side-eye, and a few laughs as we drag the industry (and some gym bros) for filth.
This week, Seb and Nick spill the tea on Manchester Pride, the dutty food prices at Notting Hill Carnival, and raise a glass to a beloved London DJ gone too soon.
Seb’s Barcelona trip gets the unfiltered recap (yes, boys were involved), and tells the story of a Crumbl cookie manager who literally came out at work because even baked goods are part of the gay agenda.
And we’re not holding back on Lil Nas X either: the way the media has treated him lately is giving tired, pressed, and predictable. The Loud Brown Gays have thoughts (and they’re loud).
This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are asking the real questions: where are the men?! (Spoiler: they’re not extinct, they’re just emotionally unavailable, beige, and wearing the same damn outfit as everyone else.)
We get into the myth of the man drought is it that there’s no men, or just no men worth texting back?
Plus, we’re shouting out the new gonorrhoea vaccine rolling out in the UK. If you’re out here being a bussy bandit or just love yourself enough to keep it squeaky clean, go get that jab bestie!
The dolls are back and worshipping at the altar of Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams because let’s be real, not all children of destiny are created equal.
Then it’s a messy spiral into the crusty trenches of Grindr: faceless torsos, ghosting twinks, and bios that scream "no spice, all rice." And if that wasn’t enough, the UK wants your government ID to watch porn now?
Sorry babe, I’m not flashing my passport just to see someone get railed on a Tuesday. Come for the chaos, stay for the cunty commentary.
This week, the girls are LOUDER than your Uber driver when he swears he’s “outside.” Seb and Nick dive into the tragic tales of late payments, extortionate toy prices (why is Labubu moving like it’s Chanel?) Oh, and of course, we had to gag over Azealia Banks leaking Conor McGregor’s alleged nudes.
Just another Wednesday!
Strap in, open your banking app (if you dare), and prepare for another chaotic ride through the queer cosmos.
This month on Back of the Bus, Nick braves the torrential downpour of Liverpool to scream-sing for Dua Lipa like a soaked twink at Glastonbury, while Seb stays dry and judgmental (as always).
We’re answering your filthiest, funniest, and most unholy confessions, from backseat shenanigans to mysterious stains on silk sheets. It’s wet, it’s wild, and it’s definitely NSFW.
Bring a towel and lower your expectations.
This week, the girls are LOUDER than ever.
Nick and Seb get into the highs and hells of family drama (yes, including your mom asking if you're still "doing the gay thing"), roll their eyes at JK Rowling’s never ending villain arc, and clutch pearls over R. Kelly’s overdose tea.
It’s giving trauma, it’s giving shade, it’s giving we told you so.
This week, the boys are back with a bittersweet blend.
We’re pouring one out for the lovely AJ from Drag Race UK Season 1's pit crew, a real one gone too soon.
We’re talking friendship check-ins, grief with grace, and making sure your mates are actually doing alright.
But don’t worry, we still keep it spicy: there are twinks running wild,
Cynthia Erivo’s got EGOT energy, and Seb has a lot of opinions about American taste levels (shocker). Come for the shade, stay for the softness, we’re serving sass and sincerity.
It’s Pride Month, babes, and Nick & Seb are louder and browner than ever!
This week, we’re spilling all the glittery, half-naked tea from Mighty Hoopla (spoiler: one of us nearly lost a nipple), dishing on the questionable art of gym douching (do we really need a Travel Bidet™?), and of course, getting into your most unhinged confessions on the back of the bus.
It’s camp, it’s chaotic, and it smells faintly of poppers and SPF 50. Strap in!!
Can you believe it? The Loud Brown Gays are turning FIVE!
That’s over 260 episodes of chaos, confessions, queer joy, and unforgettable guests. In this extra-special anniversary episode, Seb and Nick take a walk down memory lane spilling behind-the-scenes tea, iconic moments, and listener faves.
Expect laughs, sass, gratitude, and a whole lot of noise. Whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined the party, this one’s for you.
This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are back and louder than David Geffen’s lawyer’s ringtone. We’re diving headfirst into the billionaire’s breakup with his very young boyfriend, no prenup, no peace, just vibes (and probably a yacht or three).
Then we ask: how sexy is too sexy for the streets? Should public thirst be legal or is that what gym mirrors are for?
Tune in for scandal, sass, and a sprinkle of social commentary... with no gag reflex required.
Nick and Seb are back with tales from the apps, dragging the latest batch of unhinged hookups, calling out men who need to log off and log into therapy, and asking the real question: is everyone on Tina now?
Chaos, shade, and honesty just another week with your favourite loud brown gays!
Nick and Seb are back on the bus, and diving crotch first into your sex confessions.
From wild Grindr hookups to the unspoken (but very moist) rules of the dark room, we're serving you sass, lube, and zero judgement.
Tune in for filthy laughs, scandalous tales, and some unsolicited etiquette tips that'll have you cruising with class!!
This week, the girls are back in town and baby, they’ve got stories.
Nick and Seb catch up after their trip to Berlin (spoiler: the dark rooms were darker than expected 👀), and chat all things bratwurst, boots, and Berlin boys.
But it’s not all fun and fisting we’re also getting into the mess that is the Supreme Court turning its back on the trans committee. Grab a drink, get mad, and giggle with us. It’s queer, it’s loud, it’s brown. You already know the vibe. 💅🏽✨
This week on The Loud Brown Gays we’re serving chaos with a side of birthday cake as we wish our beloved messy boots Dan a very LOUD happy birthday 🥳💅🏽
We're diving headfirst into the Twitter gays' latest dilemma (spoiler: it’s giving main character syndrome), dragging Trump and his crusty-ass tariffs, and clutching pearls over the girls just now discovering the ICON, the LEGEND, the BLUEPRINT, MISS JANET JACKSON?! Excuse me???
It’s unhinged, it’s unfiltered, and as always, it’s deliciously queer.
This week on Back of the Bus, the Loud Brown Gays are back, and things are getting messy!
We're diving deep into the sticky world of cum tissues, exploring the curious case of bi men who just can’t pick a lane (or can they?) and debating the ultimate taboo: what happens when you catch yourself fancying your dad? 😳
Buckle up for laughs, confessions, and absolutely no filter as Seb and Nick tackle the wildest, weirdest, and downright dirtiest stories from the bedroom to the boulevard!
